Hey little dude, I started playing that super old game you always rave about, final fantasy vee aye aye, right...

Hey little dude, I started playing that super old game you always rave about, final fantasy vee aye aye, right? Pretty rad game, bro

Cool.

t-thanks chad...

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aren't you my fiance's yoga instructor

I fucking told you to wait 3 years for the remake, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw it's not even about the intimidation, it's just the man in the OP pic looks so friendly you don't have the heart to tell him you don't care

Is this supposed to be an attractive white male? Why are they so ugly..?

What part are you up to?

Cool.
You should try that chrono trigger thing next.

DON'T CALL ME LITTLE 5'4" IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL HEIGHT

>you don't have the heart to tell him you don't care

This is why Chads will always be better than you

If i was 5'4" i would fucking shoot myself in the head

I'm 5'10'' dammit, I'm NOT little.

p-pls take m-my gf

Can you tickle my cum pump with your penis Chad? I heard from all the chicks that you are packing

>chads
>packing

They usually have tiny dicks and roid balls. That's why they need charisma and are usually abusive cunts.

I can't be the only one here that knows that this guy is litterally Chad from the Bachlorette...

lmao keep telling yourself that

Y-you too!

>knowing anything about TV

go back to Sup Forums pedo.

>This much rationalizing and sour grapes

A proper inferiority complex is much less embarassing for everyone involved.

that's like admitting you are gay

You aren't little at 5'10, you just aren't tall.
And that's why it hurts so bad..

>watching the Bachorette
>"..."

Fuck right back off to whereever you crawled from

>always raving about
I don't think I've ever spoken face to face about any of my interests to anyone in my entire life

I don't care about your life and you don't care about mine, how the fuck can people enjoy spending hours jabbering about minutia like that?

holy fuck kill yourself

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kys lol

Sup Forums doesn't hang out with these kinds of people and definitely doesn't talk about their hobbies to them.

>chads this triggered by the truth

How about you get a few beers to drown out the repetitiveness of your boring and ordinary life?

if you've spent time with any real girls within the last year you would know who chad is.

Why would you want to be a lanket?

Yeah they're really mad about you saying that they're normal, well adjusted people. You get those normies! Being a useless neet is ok! You're a fucking waste.

I wouldn't want to be lanklet but I wouldn't mind being 6'0 instead of 5'10, it doesn't really impact my life though.

I guess you're not used to males looking like humans, rather then monkeys.

yea being the token fag friend of some girls is usually to be expected

Are you a grill?

If you aren't a dick it's probably a legitimate attempt by a normalfag to befriend you and get you out of your shell. They probably know you have social anxiety and they're trying to shift to a topic you are comfortable talking about. If you aren't too obnoxious about it they might actually enjoy it too because outgoing or extrovert people like talking with people even if it's on a topic they aren't familiar with.

>Responding seriously to cuck bait
just hide/report

not true my gf doesn't watch shit tv shows

It's so good, isn't it daddy?

...I mean...uh...

I wasn't responding seriously. It was a joke. How could anyone who isn't an easily triggered sjw not take what I said as a joke?

Looks like I made a dent in your ego. Poor chad, better plow another slag to feel like a man again!

You aren't making a dent in anything other than your poor parents bank account you fucking loser. People telling you what a delusional faggot you are doesn't mean that you upset anyone, you're just a delusional faggot. Do the world a favor and kill yourself soon.

Reported

A bunch of people have huge sticks up their asses on this site, that's how.

dude funny joke ur a genius

>not having hot white gf

thank you

b-but my gf is white

Yep, triggered indeed.

white girls are shit, third world girls make the best life partners.

>gets torn apart
>t-t-triggered...
cuck

People don't talk like that. Fuck right off.

This. Get a white girl from Estonia or Russia or even better, South Africa. Best gf ever

Your joke sounds indistinguishable from racism.

Get out of here Manly Tears

I don't recall playing any Final Fantsay VAA

Bitch thats not even close to the game i told you to play

Nobody who isn't triggered would waste that much time on someone so worthless. The only cuck is the guy white-knighting for "Chads".

Reminder there is literally no biological benefit to being taller. Its the equivalent of peacock feathers.

You lankies can throw shit at me all you want but when you have heart problems and bad backs at 40 and I'm still making easy gains, you'll realize the hardest repill to swallow was that manlets are genetically superior.

If you like loud girls, one from latin America is good.

also video games

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>Thin pursed lips
>Protruding ape like mouth with ugly laugh lines.
>Lip color doesn't match her skin.
>Awkward fake closed mouth smile. Likely to hide her busted teeth.
>Square eyebrows
>Fake blonde
>Eyeliner and lashed and eye shadow far overdone.
>Random trashy arm tattoo
>Poor looking glued on nails
>Average figure obscured by her arm, a baggy shirt, and her posture.
6/10 at best. 7 potential, if she got better fashion sense.

I *did* sound indistinguishable from racism. If I'm wrong, then please explain the joke that I'm not getting.

>genetically superior
>has to use the kids urinal
>can't ride the best rollercoasters
>when girls look at you they think "awww how cute"

my style of comedy derives from Michael Richards.

Your forgot your Lorde pic

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This image is the quickest way to Sup Forums yourself.

None of those have anything to do with genetics, they are LITERALLY social constructs in the non-meme version of the word.

Like I said, peacock feathers.

who seriously gives a fuck about whats said on a goddamn anonymous imageboard. I could say I fucking hate the Jews all I want on here, but then go hang out with my best friend who is Jewish. fuck off.

>this is what manlets believe

manlets will be a world superpower by 2020, mark my words faggot.

How can being a manlet be genetically superior if it never gets the chance to get passed down?

>I'm merely pretending to be racist.
Cool, bro. You do you. But don't act surprised when people think you're racist.

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