Sir, give me my coins back

Sir, give me my coins back

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SEGA went on to make Yakuza 0, while Nintendo...

Look at the size of that dude's fucking hips.

No amount of pinstripe can hide the monstrosity he is hiding under his glamorous garments.

>Oh my god, do you have Elephantitis AND Dwarfism? Do you need me to take you to a hospital, sir?

...has a much larger value and mindshare today then Sega ever did.

Microsoft has more money than Nintendo and Sony combined, but are they actually helping anything?

What the shit? Is Mario not human?

No hes a toadstool like peach

Of course not he's Italian

Apparently not. So all the peach porn where she fucks with humans makes no sense now since she is some weird dwarf mushroom race.

Whoa ey ey ohh what you mean not human?

That money also isn't from their video game division so you have no point.

Weren't he and Luigi plumbers from Brooklyn that accidentally found a portal into the Mushroom Kingdom?

>mario lore

>believing in NoA's fanon

They are born in the mushroom world.

Shut up Dobson.

That was just a lie by Nintendo of America

They were actually delivered by the stork

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Honestly, Nintendo is ruining Mario lore more and more with time. Mario is not even an ounce of the character he was back in the day. He is just a soulless Nintendo mascot at the moment with none of the charm he had in the past.

epic post my dude

Mario never had character.
The only games that give him a hint of personality are the RPGs.
Otherwise the only exposition you get from him is the game's manuals.

Yeah he sure had character back in the day, like in SMB2
HE SLEEPS WHAT INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT

Mario's character also came from outside the games. And the things surrounding Mario right now just make him look like a doll attached to strings instead a charming character like in the past.

Nintendo want Mario to be their Mickey Mouse, and they've succeeded. They've made him a bland, vapid, artistically devoid husk of a mascot that still sells because of nostalgic ties to the days where he used to offer something by virtue of plastering him everywhere as a reminder.
These zombieMario games might be polished, but there's no passion to them, no soul.

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Is there any thicc male madestrian lewds yet?

god damn, if i had money id give you reddit gold right now

While giving mario realistic proportions like the other guy there would obviously make him look really weird and wouldn't do that, this looks even worse.
It didn't work in sonic06, and it doesn't work here.

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It is a trans. Be more respectful.

>He didn't analyse the deeper meaning of the dream in the famous kino game SMB2.
Get a load of this guy. Can't even do basic academic analyse of the Citzen Kane of gaming.

Put me in screencap so I can tell Reddit to fuck off

>Mario's going down the Sonic 06 route

This is going to be embarrassing.

Good job stealing a joke from 2 months ago.

k dobson

I think it's about time you let go of that headcanon, Dobson.

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Can't wait to see an italian kissing a human.

>tfw only mario game I ever played was sunshine
>remember it being fun as fuck
>playing mario 3d land on 3ds right now
>not as cool
is mario galaxy like sunshine with the open world exploration stuff?

HERE WE GOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=Ih323XXu_3w

that picture gives me sonic adventure vibes

looks exactly like that one knuckles stage with the town too.

No. Galaxy is a way more linear than Sunshire. Your best bet is to play 64 or wait for Odyssey to come out since both of them have open world exploration as the focus.

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No.
It's very finely crafted and at times beautifully bizarre linear missions.
It's my favorite of the Mario games but I do pine for the sandbox games.
Galaxy is easily better than the 3D Land/World crap though, they always rubbed me the wrong way aside from the carnival areas from World.

No. Galaxy is like an on rails Sunshine

What's with this meme approach to calling me a literally who to ignore the content of my post? Kill yourself. I know dobson is this blue bear SJW comic guy but I don't even know anything beyond that.

they retconned it.
They still have Italian names and wear overalls but THEY WERE NEVER PLANNED TO BE BROOKLYN PLUMBERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS ALL MADE UP

maaaan that looks so wrong.

leave

>Moves the goalpost while getting btfo
>B-But Microsoft

Everytime

>Trimp
What?

Microsoft isn't a video game company, fucking retard.

Or ever will. Unless Sega can come back and make another successful console, they will always be considered a failure.

can you imagine peach in real life..
BLOWJOBS WHILE BOTH ARE STANDING

>Make Amerireat Again!

Mario is a midget

DÉJÀ VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO COME HOME
CALLING YOU
AND THE SUBJECT'S A MISTERY
STANDING ON MY FEET
IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BELIEVE
WHOOOOAAAAA

DÉJÀ VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE BEAT
AND I KNOW IT'S A PLACE TO COME HOME
CALLING YOU
AND THE SUBJECT'S A MISTERY
STANDING ON MY FEET
IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BELIEVE
YEEEEAAAAAAAAH

BUILT

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Fuck off back to facebook.

This Mario, not Super Mario. Super Mario is the tall one you fucking retards.

>6'0" next to 5'11".jpg

THICC

Italicucks BTFO

>That guy's tongue

Fucking Austrian delete this

>I don't even know anything beyond that.
lurk more

>Super Mario is the tall one you fucking retards.
That's Lugi, you dunce.

>not avoiding SJW and comic threads
Nu-Sup Forums faggot right here.

>that guy
>doesn't know who Based Bill Trinen is

And created by japanese
And english voice
And looks like a mexican
And jumps like and black people
And grabs coins like a patreon user

>They put this power up in the game

>doesn't know dobson
>calls other new
The irony.

This dude is like the default model from my 2004 pirated edition of poser

nintendo just makes games and consoles
microsoft makes all sorts of shit and generally do well at it
sony makes all sorts of shit but as of late really only their games division has had much success, if they don't turn it around i really could see sony going to nothing but games and music in the future as even their movie division is doing terrible.

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haha good point

DELET

obvious samefag

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