You were just at gamestop and bought new GAME when this guy holds you up

You were just at gamestop and bought new GAME when this guy holds you up

what do you do?

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>Please shoot me

Slowly walk towards him and disarm him then point the gun at him

Sup Forums was right, it's shit and this was a mistake.

Use scissor hands and turn the tables

Hold him back up with 2 guns

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Force his gun into my mouth and hoping he pulls the trigger. Why do you ask?

with a smug face
only in 'stralia
don't be black and you won't get shot?
that's sexist

fpbp

you fucked up and he has now bit you hand what do you do

Easy

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I moan a bit and tell him to bite harder.

easy, being Canadian I just give him $120 loonies to go buy his own new game

I do this.

HEY WHITE BOI

GIMME DAT GAME

pssssshhh
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Give him my brand new copy of No Man's Sky

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Shouldn't those be two boomerangs?

>running away in a straight line

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>not running away sideways
Running sideways makes you a thinner target, and adds an extra layer of muscle, fat and bone between the shooter and your VITAL organs.
Also it might weird them out because you run like a retard.

thumbnail looks like some dude sucking a paraplegic's dick

But what if they're not a criminal?

*teleports behind him*

>running away in 4 straight lines

>muzzle flash from top of gun
???

>what do you do?

continue walking like I don't notice what's happening

>That old guy that smacks the gun out of his face and the robber just says fuck it and keeps robbing the place anyway

I prepare for the newfound super powers of a Robber.

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