RAAIIIIDEERRRRRR

RAAIIIIDEERRRRRR

Might be the dumbest scene I've seen in a long time.

It was pretty bad, but at least Raider replied with "you talk too much."

I thought I was going to recruit her, right before I split her head open like a fucking watermelon pinata

FH campaign was delightfully corny.

Viking campaign > Knight campaign > Samurai campaign

YOU

You're the Raider! Legendary!
You're the Raider! Legendary!
You're the Raider! Legendary!
You're the Raider! Legendary!
You're the Raider! Legendary!

I guess. It just seems like they were on some worse shit than Bioware at this point, though.

Some parts were delightfully corny, others not so much. I expected them to treat the factions somewhat equally but instead we get

>Knights don't do shit without leaders!
>Vikings closest things to shithead villians, aside from Apollyon!
>Samurai best army, suck it!

Also sweet salty fucks, what was that ending? Apollyon just doesn't make any sense. She goes through all this trouble to be deceptive, and at the same time she just ends up being so direct that you'd think she's autistic.

I. MUST. DEFEAT YOU!

Wish that fucking General Tozen faggot would just shut the fuck up.

Once I saw the fucktarded slashing-with-a-spear animations of the Valkyrie I gave up on this joke of a game once and for all.

GAME DEVS: SPEARS ARE FOR THRUSTING YOU PLUS_CHROMIES

Femserker is underated

play the second last mission man, they literally have an arrow to the knee joke there

>>Vikings closest things to shithead villians, aside from Apollyon!

But this is what Vikings were in real life. Fags who attacked defenseless monasteries and villages to steal from them. The moment they came up against an actual fighting force, they lost.

Not really relevant given the context.

The fat Japanese guy also told the Vikings to "Get out of my swamp".

There's one thing that annoyed me about the final fight.

Being forced to play as Orochi against Apollyon. I wish we were just given a choice of character instead, such as my Warden. Oh well

Complete shitter who has no idea how people actually fought with spears detected. Try thrusting with a spear and it will be dodged or grabbed. Guess what, the blade on the tip is not just for show.

I would have loved that too. Make the fight against Apollyon a separate chapter and you get to chose from all the playable characters or at least the main ones.

Should I buy this shit, Sup Forums?

I kinda want to play it, but uplay, the balance and connection issues are killing my desire to buy it right now. Wait for sale/fixes?

Wait for fixes. It's an OK game but the server issues are infuriating.

what server issues?

>I think we should get out of here
>Why?
>arrow whizzes by
I wasn't really expecting any little comedic moments like that. Momiji was the best.
>Their armor looks cool!
>Wow check out this creepy castle
And a couple other little things she said here and there that I forget.

"you're good. for a viking"

Yeah game got a few cheekie chuckles out of me too. LiKe the viking leevl in the swamp

>well? what he say?
>......... I don't speak japanese

pretty sure it was acceptable in viking culture.
i'm no expert

...

>"Well, what did he say?"
>pause
>"I don't speak Japanese"
This really got me for some reason.

My fight against her was hilarious.
I started the fight by doing the running r1 that blinds them, then charged her, carried her to the other side and he dropped her into the spikes on the door.

gg no re.

That part got me good too.

YOU ARE A RAIDER
LEGENDARY

its still funny to me how much BS the vikings got compared to the other factions

Every time someone saw a Viking in the story mode they would just be like "lol fucking savages"
Even the berserker you fight with called Vikings barbaric

Press X to Raider

The story and dialogues are pretty dumb
As expected from americuntish frenchies

Would it hurt them so much to hiire a writer?

they even wrote the Raider as a giant mary sue

Anywhere i can watch the scene? i dont have the game