Post one legitimately valid reason why you're not playing it again right now, I'll wait

Post one legitimately valid reason why you're not playing it again right now, I'll wait.

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>again
I never started playing in the first place.

Playing Dorf Fort instead.

It doesn't run on cyanogenmod or rooted phones.

You're not a normieshitstan and actually have those right?

It's shit. They should have kept it just like the Pokemon games.
Battle wild Pokemon,
Level up,
Proper gyms and gym badges,
Trainer battles and trading.

But no what do they do?
Turn it into some shit candy grinding game that has nothing to do with Pokemon at all.
You can never hold a Pokemon gym for more than 5 seconds.
You'll always find the shit Pokemon day in day out.
It's a fucking shit model and they should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

I want to stay indoors.

It runs like shit on my phone and in the rare chance it actually happens to connect it'll lose that connection any time I take more than five steps.

the game has no depth to it.

it's glorified stamp collecting.

Because it's not a game

Why would I be assblasted about not having a smartphone actually?

Because it's garbage?
Literally "tap spam: the game" arena battles.

Sure you seem to know a lot more of me than myself, please keep going.

It's a very clever spying tool, designed as game.

They simply forgot to add mechanics, so it didn't keep it's disguise as a game for very long.

Everyone I know stopped playing when they removed footsteps. It was pretty huge for like 2 weeks though.

Not that user, but it's really not.

>inb4 "mobile games are games so pokemon go is a game" argument

Stuff like Angry Birds and the like are unarguably games. Mobile gaming at its best is very much the "spiritual successor" to arcade gaming: lots of simple little time-wasters. Pokemon Go doesn't have any gameplay in it. I don't mean that in a disparaging way, I mean it's literally not a video game. It shares much more in common with social media apps than it does with games. I'd even go so far as to couple it with instagram rather than angry birds.

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>no pvp
>no trading
>pokemon is gay

Did your little brain blow up shill?

My phone is too old to run it and I don't have a GPS plan

still no proper combat
still waiting...

I'm now living in an even smaller town without a car. Plus what's the point of trying to play with my lvl 100 pokemon when everyone is in the thousands now?