Metal Gear? Sweet I love racing games, bro

Metal Gear? Sweet I love racing games, bro.

I'm gay but I'd totally swallow his cum.

Who are you

Get out of my apartment

i asked you for directions you fucking spastic

You're not the cute male that I wanted. I don't know who you are.

Some Madden or Fifa with the bros tonight?

Cya there, Ben.

Where's my pizza asshole?

actually spilled my drink

>Dude you got a PS4?! Sweet! Let's play some fucking Madden bro! I'll get it from your games...

>Uh, what the fuck are these games dude? What's this with the big titted cartoon girls... Seen-ran Kuh-goora... Uh... heh, you only own these weird ass games as a joke, right bro?

>he thinks normies don't play metal gear
>he thinks he's some kind of super nerd because he plays metal gear

You don't like girls with big tits, Chad?

>Nah fag, I like cute boys like you.

>Chad....I..I didn't know you were.....

>These are cartoons, dude... You're not kidding? Hahaha...

>Do I want to play "Mother?" It's pronounced, "Madden" dude. I thought you'd know that, being a gamer, bro.

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Nah man, we play Rockband. Where's your drum pedals?

>My favorite game that I used to play all the time is Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>Zelda-a? Wait a minute...Isn't that the game where Mickey Mouse is the main character?

>tfw you never tried Twisted Metal cause you thought it was scary and disturbing as a kid

>Hey, Chad. The jerk store called... They wanted you back

Chads know about Metal Gear games you autists

fuck all that shit b lets hop on some mw2 and roll a dutch

Its madden 07 and 06 for fifa. Im not buying new ones every year