A console from the 90s can go on the internet but a console in the current year cant

>a console from the 90s can go on the internet but a console in the current year cant

what went wrong with consoles?

Iwata died and the company went to shit

PS4 can't play CDs. What's your point?

Who the fuck uses the browser on a console? Only time I ever use one is on my Wii U so I can launch CFW.

Who the hell buys CD's anymore?

hardcore gamers (like myself) do. you wouldnt understand

>It's possible to browse the web on a fucking Amiga over WiFi with the right hardware
>Nintendo Switch can't even handle that

Put the top of your dreamcast back on

Best part is that it was confirmed that the webAPI on the Switch does not support WiFi login gates. So enjoy not being able to play anything multiplayer on the go.

There's a difference between not being able to handle something and not having something because Nintendo is scared of getting 3DS'd again. Fix your shitpost bait senpai.

Can we talk about the dreamcast?

Recently I'm playing Sengoku Turb. This game is hilarious, I love it. Not to mention it's just really satisfying to go crush enemies with an army of cats.

Who the hell uses console web browsers?

>create shitty software that can be cracked easily

Well it's their own fault, no one elses

>one of the most creative games of all time will never get a translation

J U S T

>hardcore gamers like myself
Christ do you actually call yourself a hardcore gamer?

notice how all recent technological advances consist of moving people into walled gardens of control and monitoring

...

>PS4 can't play ps3 games
>Can't play PS2 games
>Can't play PSX games
>Can't play CDs
>Can't play 4k Blu Ray

what did Sony mean by this?

your sarcasmfu is weak user

yes, i wouldnt expect a casual like yourself to understand.

Why the fuck is your Dreamcast a brazen hussy and walking around without it's top on?

Yet they use web spp and web api... Really makes you ponder.

I forgot about this game ever since I learned Japanese. I wonder if I'm good enough to take it on yet.

No reason to buy CD's at all. Still can't figure out why vinyl got kinda popular again. Every time when some popular 80s arena rock song comes on at work this fat autismo yells that he's got it on vinyl.

try reading this

>thinking any of those are worth bothering with in this day and age

wait a damn moment, what's in the hundreds of PS4 game cases in my local electronic market?
Don't tell me it's just some Steam-code-like paper.

>cut all unnecessary hardware costs, we can't have another $599 again
>clearly the quality of the console doesn't matter, gamers will just buy the cheapest multiplat machine they can

unironically this.

those would be blu rays gramps

>[CURRENT_YEAR]
>Not shitposting from the printer

I can read most of that, but I'm still not good enough to enjoy games in japanese.

>I'm a game character, so without someone controlling me,
Hey, maybe it's worth a shot. I wonder how expensive it is.

Big nice art sleeve
Instant cred
Nostalgia item if ur old enough
Fun to collect for if you go out to rummage
Sounds better (subjective and depending on setup)

>Sounds better

keep telling yourself that

I ain't paying for no limited ass library like spottify and I am to lazy to find a good site since torrentz and kat died.

>Alex Kidd would often sit out and watch the sunset, wondering why things went wrong for him

It's tough being a washed up mascot. Wonder if he goes to meetings with Master Higgens and Bonk.

Technology is evolving
We have moved beyond "can it play Doom?"
to "can it shitpost in console war threads?"
What a time to be alive

if the PS4 can't play compact discs, a blu ray disc would naturally be included.

He's obviously talking about the disc with a 700mb file size limit, not the generic term for any small circular object that can hold data. Quit being stupid.

Using the DC like that is a hardware risk due to air currents casting disk wobble, not to mention dust. Put your case back together or risk damaging your system's disk drive.

>casting

u wot, phone? *Causing

Why even specify/cherry-picking the smaller details like being unable to play CD-ROM, an obsolete thing of the past?
Heck, what benefit does this even have?
He listed this up if that would make a difference.