Here's the deal:
I'll give you that game you want, perfect 10/10 from every reviewer except Sup Forums who generally agrees 9.7/10 quoting "too much water". This obviously cost quite a bit, of money to develop so I will be charging $100 for the standard edition. (or 166% of your normal regional price)
There's a good chance that the rest of the market will catch on and start charging at a similar price point for all games in the future.
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Fuck off Mr. Wonderful I'll crush you like the cockroach you are.
With no disrespect Mr. Wonderful, I'd like to hear what the other dragons are offering first before I get back to you on that one.
You need me, and you need this deal
>dragons
a fucking LEAF
Fuck of Kevin.
Go back home to Boston Bernier is gonna eat you alive.
What are the odds that he'll be the next meme candidate to be elected as leader of a country?
It's not a fighting game.
So for that reason I'm out.
Sup Forums is leaking again
Not that I mind
slim. he's nothing like trump aside from being a successful businessman. he's already stated he's very socially liberal
I haven't spent full price for a game in years, so I'm taking the deal.
You're assuming the rest of the market would be able to get away with selling bad games for $100.
He's in the running for conservative party leadership in Canada, and is probably the only one with any sort of charisma/not a woman
>half-lebanese
I bet Trudeau is even gonna vote for him.
Is there ANYTHING more retarded than presenting your business idea to a group of people who will either ignore it or buy it for pennies?
The people who go on Shark Tank aren't looking to make a deal, they're looking for television exposure for their product.
this thread's off to a good start
They just do it to #besomebody
>developer is black from a poor family
I'll completely fund your company for the next century
A sports game?
I'll fund it and clothe you in my finest Fubu wares.
I'll give you the game you want and even include an extra 0.1 on the Sup Forums score giving it a 9.8/10 quoting "artificial difficulty", on the condition that you will let me watch you play the game every day until you beat it.
And you will also come race go-karts with me this Sunday while complementing my new shirt.
I met him at the Expedia conference a couple months ago. Nice guy.
I'll go halfies with Mr. wonderful, I'll get your product on QVC, I do not know anything about said product, but my viewers don't know either and will still buy it.
She has an Oblivion character's face.
She's blacked ugly or not anyways.
Kevin is a cuck what a surprise
Are they actually fucking or just posing for stupid pictures after filming for twenty hours straight?
Chill out on the racism asshole.
You indie developers are all the same. You dress like hipsters and think you are the next Nintendo when the reality is that half of you can't even code past Java let alone use already finished game-making tools or outsource the work to India.
You just preach, preach, preach, looking for free hand-outs either on kickstarter or here while falling behind on developement missing deadlines and acting like pompous arrogant assholes like you are the greatest thing on the planet and no one has the right to criticize you for your oh so many faults.
I can't deal with that kind of narcissism, I'm out.
Good goyim.
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Mad Max is way better
Leitch is the only somewhat sensible candidate.
>been watching shark tank alot on youtube recently because there was a surge of videos that came out
>this thread
Glad I'm not the only one that sees that.
He really does go the extra mile for niggers even when they have shit products.
Laurie and Barbara do the exact same thing for women.
Yes these people are all succesful business peoples?
While the rights for this whole "POOKEY-MANN" thing for $100,000 does sound interesting Mr.Miyamoto, I'm afraid I don't understand the product and for that reason I'm out.
I feel every episode has some "charity" offers. There will be some kids with some dumb product that are asking for like 10k and two sharks will go in together cause its only 5k and makes them feel good and to "encourage the entrepreneurial spirit in youngsters"
Barb > Laurie
That's not how you spell Bernier ameriboo
Dollar store Robin Williams.
Because the game has nothing to do with Uber, I'm out.
They dont always back the products they agree too on the show.
You're not selling cowboy hipster shirts?
I'm out.
I hope Mark Cuban throws a chair at him.
Why did Jack Layton have to die? All of Canada would've been orange.
HAH
AHA
Here's my offer. I'll give you the $100 but I want 100% of the DLC to be included in the GOTY edition. Also, this is contingent on me owning the right to shitpost whatever opinion I have of the game on Sup Forums and other forums. That is my offer take it or leave it.
Easy there captain autismo
Let me just say this the product is amazing, i can see it selling millions. I truly believe you. But you wear the same shirt as my last assistant who brought me the wrong coffe so im out
Y'all niggas know as a Black businessman I can't read any of this shit. Hell, my assistant is typing this out since I can't write for shit either.
I'm out.
Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.
And for that reason, I'm out.
Which Shark would you get a drink with, Sup Forums?
insert bullshit history lesson.
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
Love this damn show for the bants
>Trump
>Successful businessman
kek
Trump couldn't run a company for shit and has zero experience in working in a business where he isn't the law. He would and has failed horribly at anything that requires him to work with others on a board or shareholders. His "business experience" doesn't work in 99% of businesses. Just like it doesn't work in the US government because it's set up to discourage autocracy.
Is he a crazy far right nationalist like Trump? From what I seen, the osychotic "let's shoot ourselves in the head" bug hasn't bitten Canada yet.
As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.
>I'm still bootyblasted that Hilldawg didn't win
sure. I buy games 1-2 years old anyway for 10 euros. I have so many excellent games lined up I need to play I couldn't care less if the game I'm about to play is 2 days or 2 years old. if bringing up the release price brings up quality I'll take that deal without hesitation.
Hard to say. He's winning polls in the CPC race, but due to ranked-ballot his divisiveness will hurt him. Bernier's marginally more likely. It also depends on how the rest of Trudeau's term goes.
Regardless, he's no Trump. All major CPC candidates are more like Libertarians then conservatives with the exception of Leitch who'd be a moderate Repub in the states.
Shark Tank is so great. Honestly right up there with Kitchen Nightmares for me as the only reality TV that's actually good. The episodes without Cuban are a bit boring, though. He definitely adds something important to the chemistry.
t. cuban
this guy fucking knows
So, it's an open world game that has climbable towers to uncover the map, a third person perspective, repetitive side quests, and has crafting elements? There's nothing proprietary about that! Any bozo western studio can do that! Why would I invest in your game!?
you're forgetting one more factor working against him. winning the conservative leadership is one thing, but winning the election is another. he already has strong disapproval by many liberals, and the media is treating him like they did trump. theres a shit ton of bigotry thats pushing against him and through it all he has to win the opinions of some liberals if he wants to win.
I don't know why people want him. He doesn't even have the same appeal as trump. he should stick to taking a cabinet position that would benefit from his business and market skills the most.
You know what bro, I like your game, but frankly I cant get my gains while playing like the wii fit, so for that reason Im out.
lmao 2pl8
Who needs Shark Tank when I can just crowd fund my game? I just need to put a cute girl in the pictures and all be in the hundreds of thousands on the first day
"I call it the nintendo switch"
He brings the bants.
kek
Pretty much this. Daymond is probably my least favorite shark but I feel like Robert is the most useless. What does he really offer someone? I feel like that's the reason he always gets turned down.
whats the original again?
> Sara Jay porn spin off when?
Thalmor scum!
bulletball
youtube.com
Sara Jay gotta drop some weight first
this kills me every time
Fund it
>watch it lori
>instead of Canada getting a socialist orange dad for a pm, America gets a moody idiotic orange prez
Life'snot fair guys
>socialist
disgusting
>yfw this turned out to actually be somewhat successful
fuck me fuck me fuck me put your face in between my tits, and for that reason, i'm out