Sitting on a plane next to a qt

>sitting on a plane next to a qt
>pull out Nintendo Switch
>instead of her just being forced to watch over your shoulder, the system always has two built-in controllers so she can play too

Why is this so brilliant?

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A girl would never sit next to you, let alone touch your cheeto dust encrusted children's tablet with a controller for ants.

>going outside

what a faggot

>plane takes a sharp left
>switch flies through the window
>cabin depressurizes
>girl dies from lack of oxygen
Nitenyearolds are the worst!

>She sucks at vidya
>She gets really frustrated
>"ugh user, this is too stressful. I'm gonna go sit with Chad"

"Heh, that's my future wife's son's ex-father right there" - People who bought the switch

>starts playing switch on plane autistically
>excuse me sir would you please mute your children's toy, and stop flicking the control stick the rest of us on this plane are trying to relax

Sup baby?

>"Heh, that's my future wife's son's ex-father right there"
but then who was phone

that's actually brilliant. I can't wait to read stories of it happening

that's why you need to have normie games ready. Get puyo tetris or bomberman

top jej

Got one early by going to K-mart. They don't give a fuck there.

I can confirm this happens.

>But only one of them gets to stay on your aircraft.

>get on plane after hours of waiting to get scanned
>Switch dies before takeoff
2 hours of battery life and it's a portable?

>she sucks at vidya
>shes winning anyway cause nintendo games are designed this way
>user gets too competitive and starts autistically screetching
>throws the switch on the cabin floor and it breaks
>airforce deputies restrain user in handcuffs mid-flight and put him in a lavatory for the next 7 hours

BALLIN

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Battery banks are cheap as fuck.

btw this is 4.5x the battery charge of the switch so you could play for 13 hours on this.

It's not okay that this is necessary for portable play.

its worse yet that you cant charge and play tabletop mode at the same time.

I'm gonna pick up so many chicks on the bus home with this

>gonna hook switch up to the back of the seat in front of me
>gonna be playan some Bomberman
>qt gril is gonna come down the aisle and see me chilling out with an empty seat next to me
>gonna wink at her and motion my head for her to take a seat
>gonna make her wet as she sees me slide off the red joycon for her
>gonna play the entire ride home
>gonna get her number and make her my gf

MARCH 3RD BROS

Because it's not

it's like none of you have ever been on a flight before. empty seats? you fucking wish.

I wish Quentin could come back

Same.

If I saw a grown man play a switch in public, I'd think he was some autistic manchild that doesn't even have the patience to wait until he gets home to play video games.

>t. Grill

I forgot this could happen.

>bus
How would you hold the screen up?

Good shit

...

why not just get someone else to hold it while you play?

>This is what nintendrones believe

You say that, but you'll keep glancing over at me and my Switch wishing you could be playing with me

>controller for ants

My fucking sides. You bastard.

>hey user this remote is really too small can't we just take turns instead
and then it was made completely fucking useless because Nintendo is so stupid

The Switch commercials actually work

>airplanes don't have outlets

>"hee...hey... wanna play Mario Kart?"
>qt girl glances up from here book
>"Um.. thanks but I'm good. You.. have fun with that"
>pandering fake smile with a quick nod as she goes back to her book and considers flagging down a flight attendant

>nintentards
>interacting with non man-toddlers

>sitting on plane next to qt
>BING BING
>HERE WE GO
>WAHOO
>1UP!
>*sound yoshi makes in super Mario world*
>mama mia!
>plane turns
>switch flies out of window

You can do anything you set your mind to.

>Boing boing
> it's a meaaaa wahoo
> so long gay bowser
>click clack skckckemed
These are the sounds of a child's toy. Women want men not boys. Wise up sweetie try harder hunny.

I was on a plane sitting next to an asian girl alone.

It can happen user.

>sitting on plane next to qt
>some need with a switch next to her
>pull out my phone to check Instagram
>Oh user you have Instagram. Follow for follow
>follow each other and dm
>talk shit about the nerd
>exchange snapchat
>send nudes to each other when we get home

ireland air didn't.

If you really need to play games, just put emulators on your phone and pair it to a ps4 controller. Much less embarrassing, and you can get 20 hours out of it instead of 3.

>having a stranger hold your brand new console on a bus
I'm not falling for your shit Tyrone

>20 hours screen-on time on any phone, let along 20 hours of gaming

Why are Sonyggers so delusional?

Why do you automatically assume I'm a Sonygger? When did I mention anything about Sony? I merely pointed out that no smartphone can play games or even have its screen turned on for 20 straight hours. What did any of that have to do with Sony?
Also I'm a PCuck.

You can still get way more gaming out of a smart phone or android tablet than the switch for no money.

>The Switch has a better GPU than 99% of phones
>The Switch has more battery than 90% of phones
>The Switch is optimized for gaming and comes with hardware controllers
>The Switch is 50% cheaper than the average high-end phone

Nah.

>BUT SONY

Sad!

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Welp, I'm going to hell for this xD

>holding a PS4 controller to play games on a 5-inch screen propped on your lap by your 2-inch dick
>this is somehow less autistic and embarrassing than playing games on a device designed to be taken places as easily as a laptop
I don't care about the Switch one way or the other, but OP has a bit of a point

You speaking from personal experience?

>Sitting next to qt who isn't your gf / wife
How sad you must be.

>Sad meme
Sad!