So...just what was his endgame?

So...just what was his endgame?

why does everything need a purpose?
cant you just exist?
isnt that enough?

he wanted you to eat his shit

ur mum's ass

I always wondered whose ass he came from.

he wanted to stick you in his butt

as I recall he was quite clear on the matter

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

He's a amalgamation of Cow shit.

>what was his endgame?

Take over RARE.

He succeeded.

No, the concept of boredom is proof that merely existing isn't satisfying.

wew

I
AM
THE GREAT MIGHTY POO

How couldn't berry recognize Conker in the Disco?

>Great Mighty Poo gets flushed down the hole and is never seen again
>Conker falls down the hole and only ends up in the Poo Cabin
?

Why is the only way to access the Bank is via a broken down bridge that leads to a literal mound of shit and a locked down windmill on a hill with tons of worm monsters? Seems kind of an inconvenient spot.

Why should she? She was pissed at him for lying and hiding out and getting wasted.

You know I actually never thought of that. I always thought Berri as a dumb bimbo.

This

Well, that's a good reason honestly.

He was going to take a shit on you.

That and she called him a dumb caveman when he was with the wolf-like clothing.

Nothing in this game makes any sense.

>TFW she would of made great waifu material if she didn't die.
Why live?

WHERE DO THE VILLAGERS COME FROM IN THE SPOOKY CHAPTER I DON'T SEE ANY VILLAGE IN SIGHT HOW DID FRANKY ESCAPE THE UNDERGROUND WHY DOESN'T CONKER JUST ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THERE'S LITERALLY A GIANT MOUND OF SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINDY

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>WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THERE'S LITERALLY A GIANT MOUND OF SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINDY

Dung beatles, silly.

WHY IS THERE A WAR?
HOW DOES COKER GET TO SPACE?
WHY DOESNT THE PANTHER GET A NEW TABLE?
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE GARGOYLE IN THE BEGINNING?
DRACULA?

Why does microsoft have so many IPs that they just don't do anything with? They could at least sell them off, but instead they just let them set around not doing anything.
Not like they're making them any money.

>WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE GARGOYLE IN THE BEGINNING?
He's actually from the Spooky area due to how he mentioned he stat on a piece of "gothic architecture" for 200 years. He came from the cave you leave Spooky from which leads to the Hangover area and decided to rest his arse on a bridge.

They are too busy trying to combat established franchises and milking the sports and fps factories to actually make the games that people ever cared about.

t. your ass

>WHY IS THERE A WAR?

Tediz
>HOW DOES COKER GET TO SPACE?
The throne room was a ship.

>replay CBFD
>get to the haunted mansion when it's overrun with zombies
>see a villager getting chased after by zombies until he/she jumps into a endless pit leading to the courtyard

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>It was revealed that in Conker's Other Bad Day, Berri was going to return as a Terminator sent after Conker. In a tweet, Chris Seavor states that she was also going to be the "Panther Queen". What he fully meant by that is unknown.

That sounds really silly. As it stands now the game ends on a far more poignant and heartrending note.

>caring about Berri when Ms Sunflower and Jugga exists
fucking furries

>Jugga
Excellent choice my dude.

>flying around with moonjump and masturbating to Jugga's tits and ass

His goal was exactly the same as every user on Sup Forums.
Fling shit.

What the shit are you on about? He had a clear motivation. He wanted to shove conker's head up his butt

His butt?

That's right his butt

That's right, his butt.

augh let me translate for you FUCKING europeans

he meant ARSE, IS ARSE HE IS TALKIN BOOT CANNAE YE UNDERSTAND?

conker gets cucked

His butt?!

His butt!

when he says "up your arse" my 9 year old self peepee always got a chub

Urgh

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU "
*fiddles and piano instruments intensify"

HIS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>WHY DOESNT THE PANTHER GET A NEW TABLE?
The Panther King is stupid as fuck. Professor Von Kriplespac saw this as an opportunity and decided to exploit him. He made the Panther King think the only possible way to fix the table was by using a red squirrel for pete's sake.

Was he really faking it? I mean why a Squirrel?

I just find it funny that nobody in the game is smart enough to just use some books as a prop.

What was their deal?

the weasels had a war with the squirrels back then, the squirrels teamed up with the panthers to defeat the weasels for good, and they did, but the panthers betrayed them and thus they became king of the land.

He literally sings his intentions to you.

Eh. Looking back at the cutscenes, it seemed it was a lack of materials to work with. Also, I think if the professor went and asked the Panther King to get a new table, the Panther King would probably fuck him up because he seemed really stubborn and close minded.