OMG you guys

Horizon Zero Dawn made me fall in love with open-world RPGs!

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I didn't expect it, but I'm glad it happened.

At least she has a degree in journalism while you have a degree in reddit lmao

Why is that jew dressed like a neo nazi-sjw hybrid?

As much as I hate SJW's
Y'all fuckers are shitting on HZD too much.

I'd fuck her

Success breeds jealousy and hatred m8.

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I can't wait to play Feminist Monster Hunter!

There's something about Aloy Aloy drives my infatuation with Horizon,

What am I looking at, exactly?

She used to be decently cute when she wrote for Joystiq. Yikes.

That haircut and ear gauge (gage ?) tell you everything you need to know.

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Some needs to tell that bitch that she's violating that skeleton's privacy.

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>that nose

Sony 100% gave Engadget permission to leak this review.

>Guerrilla games
>Success

Pick one

I hate that haircut so fucking much

why do women do this to themselves?

>The only bit of gameplay she praises is when she presses a button for a few seconds so she can look at her phone

Really makes you think

>SEETHING

she's a lesbian

it's to prevent unwanted male attention

fuuuuaarrkk she'd look great in an SS Uniform, black stockings and black shiny heels preferred

SJW: The Review

It looks unique

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well that explains why she fell in love with Alloy

By this point in the game, my hunter skills are so honed that I simply mosey up to one of the machines lurking in the tall grass, override it and sit back as it destroys all of its former comrades. In real life, I even set down the PS4 controller and answer a text message.

Literally ad hominem.

Can't wait for the mental gymnastics when this games reviews through the roof on monday.

>Huurr-uh S-S-S-JW CABAL on IRC conspiring, again. This is the only explanation.

>B-b-but the LE BROM WEBM, I posted it so many times, it should've driven the metacritic down by at 30 points AT LEAST.

Please stay on /asp/ ya spic.

The reviews are basically writing themself.

>But, with Horizon, 30 hours osunds like barely enough time. I wish it were 60 hours long. I wish it were an infinite MMO that I could live inside of for years to come. Finally, I understand open-world RPGs.

??

meh , very few things about the gameplay.

Gonna have to wait for a youtuber/streamer to do the job she is supposed to be doing.

Weird ass girl with stupid haircut please leave.

Really enforces that Sony movie experience. Can't wait for this game.

I get it when males find each other attractive.

but lesbians?

how does it work Sup Forums ?

>the only mention of gameplay she says she can read text messages while dinos she hacked do everything for her
I'm not going to take this as a reliable review, but fucking hell

Yeah, really separates her from all the other SJW bulldyke cunts.

I will always trash this shitty game on Sup Forums, because it truly is a shit game and it's fun to laugh at. The reactions of pathetic, mewling, faggoty SJWs like you and retarded Sony console warriors just add to the mirth.

It does not matter what reviews are published, what scores they give, which faggotry ecelebs play or recommend it or what awards are given. It doesn't matter how triggered you get or how mean you act to people who are making fun of the game (this makes me laugh harder). This shithouse game is a digital lolcow and you are a glorious orbiting lolcow and I will drink my fill.

Now please, carry on, I'm getting thirsty.

Not an argument

this reminds me of that rock band preview from i think polygon where the guy was just whining about being at some shitty rooftop party drinking and talking about how much he hates rock band

Some one make an edit of the skeleton saying "wake me up inside"

Guh... she looks like my sister but skinnier.

your use of this meme is bad

pics

I'd play a game where you hunt feminist monsters

somebody found her tumblr and she's definitely reading all these threads

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>feminist monsters
redundant

Would you fuck ur sister?

>those gifs

Christ, almight

Hey! I have that exact skeleton!

>short 1.5 second .gifs from tv sitcoms
>argument from the stone left and right
Holy fuck, it's the quintessential tumblr blog.

no

Absolutely.
:)

tumblr appropriated reaction images from chan culture

Cuckstation 4
> 4 the Cucks

>Page 1 of 162
>I'm definitely not mad i'm actually laughing at all you trolls right now hahahahaha!!

Why is she taking a photo with a nintendo switch?

How deep can a v-neck be?
Is he wearing a woman's shirt or something?

Let me point out how obsessed with TV and movies SJWs are.

Isn't it a little odd?

If she were a white male she would probably hate it

I'll be only the PATRIARCHY hates video games as BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL as this!

I hope polygon writes a BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL article about how awful TROLLS like us are VICIOUSLY HARASSING her by saying mean things here about how we don't agree!

What the fuck is that abomination holding the camera?

An average Horizon Zero Dawn fan