Purchase my game

Purchase my game.

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fuck of todd, i wont

*blocks your path*
You're not leaving here until I see a copy of Fallout 4 + Season Pass.

Sorry Todd-san I won't

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maybe i will, honestly really curious what those new IPs BGS are supposedly working on will be. it's been forever since they did anything but elder scrolls and fallout, and no one gave a shit about anything else they did. maybe it'll be at E3

>Brink 2.

Don't do anything you might regret user. Me and my friends don't take too kindly to people who don't buy Fallout 4 + Season Pass.

That copy is all worn out.

You need a new copy to get all the dust and replace the parts you broke.

Okay Todd, I'll make sure to pirate it!

Seriously considering it, Mr. Howard, sir.

I have nothing else to play that would serve as a decent timesink.

Woah there son. That's against the law. Now you better buy that game lawfully or I'm gonna have to arrest you.

I never once bought your games Toddler.
I finished pretty much all of them though.

>Implying I don't have a bot that torrents Fallout 4 every day forever set up in a secure location.

wow Todd what razor do you use?

No

Someday

Fallout 4 is the first game I ever dropped mid-playthrough in my life, and I don't have the strength to at least plow through the main story, which I doubt gets any better

Feel free to let me know if shit gets better after joining the BoS and dealing with that super mutant nuke storehouse

Haha, oh Todd!

hi everybody! completley unbiased consumer here, just wanted to tell you all how much fun i had with fo4 and the dlcs! wow! best game ive played since skyrim, and lets all start getting hype and opening our pocketbooks for remastered!

Whatever you say, Mr. Howard

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>only 10 other friends who play fo4

I would purchase your game, but I just emptied my entertainment fund into a new computer so I can actually run something made in the last few years. I'll get around to buying it. I promise. Well after all the proper porn mods come out and the complete game is a bundled deal for less than twenty bucks.

I've bought all your games already, Todd.

And unlike most people here i actually love fallout 3. Fallout 4 is kinda bad though...

No.

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Pirate your game, got it.

you seem familiar Mr. Broward. Haven't I seen you before?

sheeeeit nigga u trippin

fallout 4 and skyrim are da best gayms, u feel me? see, lyke dumb crackas be playin shit like da witcher (i calls it da twitcher lmao) be lookin like a klan rally n shit u feel me?

but in fallout i can be a real ass nigga with da lasers n shit, or in skyrim i can be a hardass redguard nigga chasing dat benton pussy you know what im sayin?

Buy the DLC today senpai! PEACE!

I sell pirated DVD copies for $5 to dumb people

According to our systems noone managed to buy Fallout 4 with a seaon pass so far in this thread.

i will give you 5 minutes to do it, or this goes off killing everyone in the blast radius (I am in a kindergarden playground here).

You wouldn't want that user, would you?

YOU ARE A TOUGH GUY AREN'T YOU. COME AND FACE ME 1V1

Hmmm a black guy telling me to buy instead of steal..... somethings not right here..

Really? I just leave dozens of USB sticks around town with copies of Skyrim and FO4 on em so friends can pass em around.

This whole thing is just getting sad and unfunny.
Todd, we know it's you shitposting and trying to shill your games on here.
Nobody's falling for your "clever" disguises.

You know nothing.

NOW

BUY

MY

GAME

You all laughed at me when i said buy my game

Now i'll be the one laughing when your family has to buy your coffin

TODD NO! THIS ISNT THE WAY TO DO IT!

Shoot me first, so my dollar$ won't go towards your shitty product

private detective and fallout enthusiast here

i assure you, everything is quite alright-fallout is such an excellent game that appeals to all racial groups and ages.

I can promise, it will be right for both you and your homies on the south side of town

*teleports behind you*
*sheathes out katana*
psssh... nothin personnel, kid.

I'm getting so fucking tired of the layout around Diamond City. It's shit. Raiders, Super Mutants, Mercenaries, Ghouls packed into the most confusing maze like urban area.

I just want to stop and play something else.

>I just want to stop and play something else.

two words user:

skyrim

remastered

It's so compact, I like the idea of it, but it's so fucking hard to find anything on the shitty ''''map''' they give you

So my friend lent me Skyrim, and I like it a bit.

any recommendations for games like it?

Nope. Skyrim was the only half decent game that studio ever made. You can just ignore or steal the rest of their crap.

Thanks user! How about Witcher 3? I've heard it's better than Skyrim

oblivion or morrowind

hope you don't care about graphics or clunky combat though

you heard wrong

Oh come on, that trick only works for about 60% of the enemies in the game. The rest you have to use that one-hit invincibility spell that also stuns them and makes your dick grow longer.

DELETE THIS

>"Nobody leaves this developer meeting until i see those CD keys"

Todd-boy, I'm going to take your soul to the Shadow Realm and pirate your games

Make a game.

I walked into a Gamestop and stopped three people from buying Bethesda games. One dude was even going to buy both Skyrim AND Fallout 4.

What do you think about that Todd? Hmm?

*steps over you*
Not today toddler, the grownups have important things to be doing

Hey Todd, how does this make you feel?

Anyone got a quick rundown on Fallout 4?

Bows to anyone who buys his game.

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>hiding tabs

Pssh, that's nothing. I work the counter and I almost always dissuade people from buying Bethesda shit. I point them to better alternatives like the Wither and, if they have Steam, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Some of them even come back to thank me and ask for more recommendations. It's great being the cool guy at work.

I've even been keeping count of how many new copies I get people to shelve. I think I'm up to 76ish, give or take a few I forgot to mark down maybe. Considering a $40-60 usual price range, that's easily a few thousands dollars denied Todd's way.

STOP

You know what, Todd?

I've bought pretty much all of your games. Fallout 3, Fallout 4, and Skyrim Legendary Edition (which you were so kind to give me a free copy of Special Edition for my purchase)

Can you please just tell me if the next Elder Scrolls will be released on current gen? I even bought a PS4 on a whim just in case you announce it at the Bethesda conference this year.

Hurry up and get Fallout 4 Complete Edition out on disk so I can bump that count up to 100 quicker. What's that, like, 4,000-6,000 dollars instead spent on more promising devs? I don't know about you Todd, but that sounds like justice to me.

>FUN & GAMES

>tfw just bought skyrim for the third time today and theres nothing anti-bethesda fags can do about it

>bethesda games on console

kek

Convince me

Todd it's past your bedtime

give me a quick rundown on these two gentlemen

Its ok Todd-san, I bought the game and the dlc seprately. during january sale on psn

sure, when's the price drop?

I pirated it, won't ever give you money again, Todd

Hey user, run that by me one more time. Real slowly.

still a lot better than Fallout™ 4 and Skyrim™

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Anyone got the webm where todd turns around and looks at the camera

>cant even spell review

poor effort

fucking retard

Todd if you can tell me your height, without lying, I'll buy it.

meant for

Why should I? What's so great about it?

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are you by any chance autistic?

fuck off, todd

Just buy it.

5'4"

You had better go on ahead and purchase your copy of Fallout 4 legally, mister; otherwise I, Todd Howard™®, will have to go...
nuclear

I refuse

Is this the new souls game?

Todd, if you produce something of quality again you can have my money.