Fate Stay Night

What am I getting into?

A clusterfuck.

Rin's servant, Archer, is the game's protagonist from the future. He hates himself so much that he wants to kill his younger self to never exist.

one of the biggest otaku cash cows

A 30-50 hour visual novel with terrible pacing and a translation made by a Japanese High-school student who was still learning English at the time.

Also one of the most obnoxious fanbases in all of anything.

Is the plot written by Linkin Park?

I mean he did make some really dumb choices in hindsight and wants to kill himself to get out of purgatory.
Not so much about being edgy as about wanting to correct some pretty bad life decisions

Fate Zero was the only good thing that came out of this shit franchise.

That's not UMU

He's a shit MC on par with shinji

indecisive and compulsive

both of them were used by the directors to artificially elongate the plot and provide drama to allow the other characters and the plot to become more elaborate than they actually needed to be

Shiro is the blue guy

>to get out of purgatory.
That's just blatantly wrong, user, since killing Shirou would do nothing to free Archer from his fate. He's basically just venting. He can't stand to see his stupid, naive young self doing stupid shit.

SEIBAAAH, Tohsakas dirty anus and a cunt full of worms, in that order.

Saber

A somewhat enjoyable but super overrated vn.
Also years of most of the Fate franchise has turned a lot of the Fate fanbase into obnoxious spergs that hate themselves almost as much as newfags. Just go see how much Sup Forums and the /vg/ general hate each other.

But the vn is still alright. And just a reminder that witch is best.

Given the massive expansion of the Fate universe in recent years which is more canon, transferring mana via sex or transferring mana via dragons?

Literally this. Do yourself a favor and watch zero asap and then never touch anything fate again. Seriously it is in my top 5 chinese cartoons

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If you're underage, the best and coolest thing ever.
If not, a convoluted mess of a plot that's way too long for its own good.

Ara~

50 hours of using left mouse button

Daily reminder that wormslut is best girl

transferring mana via sex

The stupid dragon this doesn't even make sense in universe, where the sex thing is mentioned a couple times in other unrelated stories.

You can just set the text to auto scroll.

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Did we ever get that Sacchin route they were talking about a decade ago?

A fucking awful vn, it's terrible.

Mediocre autistic anime shit, and I LIKE vn's.

>Also years of most of the Fate franchise has turned a lot of the Fate fanbase being untranslated into obnoxious spergs that hate themselves almost as much as newfags.
Fixed.

Such a cute witch.

I really hated Fate when I first started watching it but its grown on me. Waver a best boy

>bullying Saber
Wew

The world's most ostentatious porno.

Do people not get bored of Saber eventually?

>What am I getting into?

imageboard culture circa 10-12 years ago

she seems to get cuter with every iteration

they mix things up to keep things fresh. Now we have Saber with glasses

But... Dark Saber, with bookworm Yuki glasses aesthetic

>Saber with glasses
God is real after all

Convoluted chunibyo writing. Cool characters, though.
Just watch fate zero, its the best thing thats come of it. If your interested watch the new f/sn or read it

Tohsaka is shit
Saber is meh
Sakura is otaku bux shit

Also, I hate the VN mostly just on the basis that its a VN

Fate Zero is probably the best thing produced from type moon apart from the extra universe.

Mapo Tofu.

Oh, and carnival phantasm.

Almost makes you foget about the whole dismemberment and painfully turning the main character into a magic wand.

Shirou was asking for it by slamming betrayal pet peeve and calling her a witch, kinda like you are doing, stop bullying Caster.

This is correct, you even get rider packaged with her

GAR
FOR
ARCHER

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Did you know that people die when they are killed? Then you will like the VN.

Also Rin a shit.

is Caster Christmas Cake?

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She actually does call herself one in FGO, where she can be you sensei and onee-san.

A good one.

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Nope, She gets ESTIMATED AGE: 28, even if she is technically 1000+ years old, and she was married to that retard Jason at presumably young age judging by Lily and is getting a second marriage with Kuzuki insanely fast so she isn't exactly desperate nor unwanted, other Cake traits.

So:
>Not 30+
>Not Single
>Been Married
>Not desperate to be in a new one. (Or she would acted like Tamamo to whoever summoned her.)

She IS Ara~ though.

Looking forward to the HF movies just to see best assassin in action.

Looking forward to the HF movies just to see best girl get molested by maggots.

nigga, any single bitch over 25 years old is Christmas Cake

Wait, that's me fucking up, i forgot it is 25 that is the cake line not 30, but still, she kinda lack most of the traits common to the Stereotype.

Been so used to seeing 30+ cakes lately.

Does she have mystic eyes of seibah perception or something, or why would Mysterious Heroine X need glasses?

Caster is basically a child-less MILF widow.

Sup Forums's contrarian bandwagon

Probably to sell her as a Nagato-clone.

SO SHY, SO BOOKISH!

Seriously, i think the lucid Berserkers are starting to outnumber the actual berserking ones in GO these days.

On,y problem with Berserkers is they keep having to make up reason for why they are still technically insane. I'm honestly fine with Bersekers that aren't just rabid animals but they don't need to keep being like "no they are still mad cause___"

>What am I getting into?
A franchise that milked to death.

Isn't it a requirement of being summoned as a Berserker that they basically lose all ability to think and communicate? Or was that retconned?

>it is in my top 5 chinese cartoons
Holy fucking R eddit newfag.
Watch more then 50 anime next time you say dumb shit retard, I pain to know what the other 4 are.

At this point rules are established in fate for the sole reason of breaking them. Like gods not capable of being summoned to gods needing a host to be summoned to just summoning gods.

That makes perfect sense, actually. In a really disappointing way.

A great Visual Novel

A bunch of retarded weebs obsessed over some generic blonde girl

Mysterious Heroine Lancer Alter Santa Lily when?

So shouldnt that make Jesus super easy to summon? Or is trinity autism a blocker?

i played both F/SN and tsukihime because everyone was ranting about how greaaaaaaaaat visual novel are and how these are a shiny examples of that

and what i got were a bunch of dumb stories that swerve between bad dragon ball fight and the most sort of dumb harem ever conceived, fuck type moon

well i guess it can be kinda cool when it gets all horror like but seriously that just doesn't happen often enough to offset the shittiness

thats it, and this is all the appeal of this shitshow.
go and fap to some saber hentai and then do something else

It basically is since the class skill forces it, but they kept adding shit like "Since he accepts people think he is Vampire that's his insanity and he can be lucid in all other matters" and "Since MHX is already crazy the insanity makes her demure." and "She is yandere and will approve of anything her love does."

Honestly i can let Orion and Artemis slide since im a sucker for the POWER OF LOVE shit, also why i kinda like Eric despite him being basically fodder, and his "subversion of the rules" makes a bit more sense then most since it is outside intervention and not his standard mode of operation and you need to work for it to happen.

>i guess it can be kinda cool when it gets all horror like
Play Saya no Uta

A good VN.

If you won't like it, you won't like it.

I think the prime two examples of gods breaking the rules are Artemis and Quetz.
It can get an easier pass since they are cute.

Are any of these new anime adaptations worth watching?

Why would you just allow yourself to have such shitty opinons?

Respect yourself more, Goddamn it.

UBW was okay, far from a perfect adaption but it's kind of impossible to be. I only really enjoyed the GO OVA for Caster Cu but it's probably worth it just for him.

Watch anything by Ufotable, skip anything by Deen, don't trust anyone who mentions JC Staff

>An imitation beats the original
>All Saber clones in other franchises are better than Saber
pottery

Criminal underutilization of one of the greatest classical heroes, wankery of literal who heroes who don't deserve it and wankery of genderbent trash.
Do yourself a favor and don't get into it.

i did, it was a lot better

You fuck King Arthur, 10/10 it's alright

Nah, that was Carnival Phantasm

Tohsaka deserved it.

GAR
FOR
SWORDS

>SN
>HA
>Zero
Now what do I do?

Prisma Illya. All of it.

Kara no Kyoukai
Tsukihime and its fun-discs
Mahoyo if it's ever fully translated
Then ideally nothing but some good anime adaptations we might get in the future.

If you want more you could always give the Extra "Trilogy" a try.

And if you have read Tsukihime watching Carnival Phantasm is basically a must.

13 hours of filler, 2 hours of genuine plot and action per route

So 39 hours filler, 6 hours of genuine plot and action

Kingdom Hearts in anime form.

clams and swords

>anime
I don't even know what you were trying to say.

Yuki Nagato Saber

Strange Fake, it's the only decent thing left

Sup Forums likes the VN and other TM stuff
/vg/ general is a circlejerk that likes the awfully terrible mobile game and disses everything else.

That's why they hate each other.

What? That's like you're saying the Tsukihime didn't have an anime too.

>>Mahoyo if it's ever fully translated
Thought it already was, but it's also shit so no one cares about it

It doesn't matter because F/GO is just fanservice