They see you playing your Switch in public

>they see you playing your Switch in public

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C-can I have your chicken sandwich, miss?

Why am I in ching-chong land?

They probably don't speak English

I would literally laugh my fucking ass off. If I saw someone playing with one of these in public.

>eating sandwich with a fork

Jesus christ their women are so fucking ugly

demetrious johnson, the manlet ufc undefeated flyweight champion was playing h1z1 and streaming at the airport yesterday though

I can understand playing on handhelds on public transport, but why would you play on it at a restaurant or cafe?

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College towns are full of people trying to get attention in cafes.

I miss bingposting.

>their face when they see your dick

Their man actually cutter.

ching chong nang thai mao

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you've died and went to heaven

Wrong, you are just on a trip to Hawaiii

Don't even have the switch and see no reason to play something in public because I'm most likely with someone else and it's rude to just stare at the phone or a console while with them. But fuck these thread, I hate people that can't mind their own fucking business.

all of them fucking ugly

What am I doing in a cafeteria, and where the fuck did all these chinks come from?

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>implying women notice me

>Playing Switch in a cafe to pass the time
>Hear some guy laughing
>Look over and see something roll out of his pants
>It's his entire ass

No one will see you playing your switch in public. It's too small.

>WAA-HOO!
>bing!
>bing!
>1 up!
>WAAAA-HOO!

Eeeeeeeh user-kun? Will you stop playing this kusoge already?

Why are east asians so fucking ugly? They don't have the poor nutrition excuse like African countries, at least not Japan.

Nice use of the magic wand there, faggot

>switch flies out the window

nobody would give a single shit - somebody would glance for a fraction of a second, then quickly turn away cuz they scared of people

The people that play handhelds in public have such low self esteem they wouldn't even give a shit if a room full of normal people laughed at them. I mean for christs sake it's been happening to them all their lives for various reasons. Just let them be user.

How is that dye job cunt in the front right growing a plant in her hair?

>being an insecure faggot

So this.. is how.. real superior asian women... look like... WHOA

>They think it's a Nintendo switch

Oh thank god! I thought they realized I was taking creep shots.

They saw my dick, all the girls would sugoi~ and eeeh~

Though, I couldn't have sex with them, I'm too damn thick

>implying Japan won't be the country that buys the most switches

Sonyggers really need to stop

watashi wa anata no chicken no sandwich desu ka

huh, didnt realize you could do that with a wii-u. thats almost as cool as emulating old nintendo games on my cell phone

>she sees your vita

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i want to marry her

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How fucking retarded do you have to be?

>portability comparison

>not testing the wind first
>not holding it tighter
j u s t

>literally laugh my fucking ass off

Dude, I think you might have leprosy.

>that small d-pad
LMAO

What a complete ass.

you mean chikeno no sanuduichu

It's smaller than you could possibly imagine.

Remember how SHIT the GameboyMicro was to hold and play? Yeah........ about that....

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oh my bad, arigatou gozaimoss

>people think handheld means you take it with you and play it in public

Nothing more comfy than staying in bed playing monster hunter.

You can even keep it in the bag and have the AC cord peeking out for less autism

Holy fucking shit, I

>I don't see them because I'm too busy having fun playing my switch and they're too poor so they can only afford an afternoon out with one friend and some 5 dollars junk food menu

I salute you and laugh at your jelaousy *tips katana*

>implying I give a shit

They hatin

That girl on the right.
Emiri Okazaki?
Jesus what a slut.

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Welcome to Sydney!

>implying you would

You'd surly get your ass handed to you, bucko

It's
>ore wa anata no sandoicchi wo moraeruno?

i speak jalapeno, baka desu. I was just joking.

you gotta look outside of the box if you want people to notice your switch

>balding
>serial killer clothing
>those rare school shooter X3 Lows
Yeah there's a difference between not caring what others think, and looking like a fucking dork.

>I don't see them because I'm too busy playing my Switch
All is well

>this is the one on the left now

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Why did he have to open it to take a picture?

>po-ju

But i do not use electronics in public, Not even my fucking phone.

First off lets make this clear, im 23, and i have had multiple jobs, from being a waiter, to working in IT and corporate offices.

And first nobody gives a fuck what you are doing unless you look autistic like this In which case people will just laugh later.

AND if you live in a anti social, gloomy overcast faggot climate. like SCANDINAVIA UK or the northwest.

your a fucking cuckold bitch who cant even socialize so who gives a shit what you do. your a born loser.

>They're all looking at me...I'm finally popular!

Don't be a bully, there's nothing you can do about balding.

Don't get cocky. That's the line of thinking that earned me a public indecency charge.

I'm sorry user. I just lost myself for a second. You look good, don't worry. The other descriptions still apply though

I would fuck him back then, I'd fuck him now.

*unzips dick*

Well that's Stephen Totillo isn't it?
What else would one expect?

Welcome to Toronto!

You'd need a pussy for that

If I see one of you faggots laying the Switch down on the floor/table and playing it by holding the controller with both your hands...I'm impulse robbing your Switch monitor. Especially if you're white because I can run fast. Just a word of warning.

>Especially if you're white because I can run fast
Yuo're delusional ruggarell