Be nintefag on Brazil

>Be nintefag on Brazil
>Friends keep asking when i will buy a Switch so they can play "The new Zelda game"
>Nintendo no longer sell consoles, services or games in Brazil since 2015
>I would need to import the bastard and make a fake account to pay for the internet service in burguerland dollars
>Accessories would cost my kidney
>I keep sayng that we can play the new Zelda on Wii u or just download a emulator
>"But is not the same thing bro!

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is life in Brazil like it's portrayed in City of God and Max Payne 3?

This feelings,i know your pain my fellow Hue.

>we

Zelda is a single-player game. Are you one of those faggots that talks to friends while playing a game for the first time?

Are you like the only rich kid in your favela that can afford a console or what?

have u played fallout?

its basically that

if you live in the shanty towns, yes! But most of this people life on a crime community in isolation from the rest of the world, people outside have other problems

is life in America they way it's portrayed in 8 Mile?

>Brazil
>Afford anything

They just steal from Cargo Ships that pass on their coast, Brazil dont even have habours and Rio de janeiro is a hellhole and it's the capital of the country, imagine the country side...

have u played fallout?

its basically that

Is the Nintendo Switch releasing in Brazil?

>Rio de janeiro is the capital of the country

Are you memeing? Because if yes, wou are supposed to say that it is Buenos Aires

I have family in Brazil

I've visited favelas

If any Midwest fags are in here think southside Chicago or south east detroit .

You have the good and a lot of bad. People in the favelas don't want to live there but neither do they mind as much. They all have a goal , at least when I spoke to many of residents, of leaving the favelas to a apartment complex or torn down house rather than literal shanty towns

No, like op said

It's Argentina Capital, Brazil Capital is Rio de Janeiro.

Can't your friends just hop on a motorcycle and commit a few murders/robberies so they can buy their own? Why are they so lazy?

Hey if you're Brazilian, is Top Gear for the SNES some revered classic over there like I think it is? Odd question but I gotta know.

good

Detroit is, yeah.

t. Man who lives in this shithole

shut the fuck up kid i'll kill you

>Be nintefag on Brazil

Fix your damn country's taxes then. If I remember correctly the Wii U cost like $800 because Brazil is a shit hole with with no profitable exports so the government taxes the shit out of incoming goods.

I'm Mexican and pre-ordered a Switch in USA

i know bro. the point is, that question was as redundant as the brazil question

The snes was big on Brazil, it savaged the Mega Drive in a era where Sega still had sovereign monopoly on marketing and gaming production in Brazil (Sega master system was so big that most of Brazil never heard of NES).

I guess that every game on system could be considered a classic since cartridge games were aways hard to find, but yes, i heard a lot of people praising Top Gear

It's exactly like Max Payne 3. You have people living like Gods in penthouses and miserable ones living in shanty towns that no laws, the laws are made by the drug lord who controls it.

Watch Elite Squad 1 and 2. These two movies portray Brazil perfectly as well, the UFE from MP3 are based on the guys that appear in these two movies.

Brazilian government taxes everything, they would tax even the air we breathe if it was possible.

We can't, our country has the most currupt system with the most espensive politicans in the world, they keep creating new fake positions and only work three times per week.

We still pay more taxes for a old rule of the time of dictatorship for expending on "gambling machinary" and video games faill in this category for ignorant reason

>Fix your damn country's taxes

>Books in brazil = 15,5%
>Shoes = 44 %
>Decent computers = 33,62 %
>Pen drive = 43%
>Foreign brand shoes = 58,59%
>Games = 72,18%

This is why League of Legends is the national game symbol

No, Buenos Aires is Brazil's capital.
Rio Grande do Sul is Argentina's (white people).
While Hell de Janeiro is just a shithole.

Brazil capital isn't Rio since 1891,the city of Brasília (yes, this the name, we also find stuoid) is the current one. Rio is just our most visited city, like New York

>but yes, i heard a lot of people praising Top Gear

Fucking unreal. Thanks user.

I guess this has to do with the fact that buyng games was expensive as fuck and rental stores would aways have the same games, top gear being the one of the only racing games avaiable

Got a date with a BR girl from Porto Alegre

What should I do/know OP?

There is a solution to everything user :^)

That makes sense. I only ask because when a family member took my old SNES, he only left two games behind: Top Gear and Stunt Race. I never cared much for either game (preferred Mario Kart or F-Zero as far as racers go) and constantly when cleaning or organizing, I would see that cart from the side or I'd see it face down and think that maybe one of my fave games was left behind. But every time I'd turn the label to face me: Top Gear. Combine the fact that every time I went into a retro video game store to look for some old classics, usually a good portion of my favorites would be missing but they'd have a surplus stock of Top Gear carts lining the shelves like it was haunting me. One day I wanted to verify if the game was *really* as mediocre as I remembered it being, so I looked up video online and all of the comments were in Spanish. From there I learned that Top Gear was apparently a huge hit in Brazil loved by a lot of people and it sort of became a small joke between me and a couple of friends about how Top Gear is probably an undisputed masterpiece in the country and how to this day Brazilians are probably still waiting for the release of Top Gear 3.

>High incidence of obesity and smoking

Buy her cigars and bacon

she's not fat but she's a feminist

>Porto Alegre feminist

What else to expect from Brazilian Boston?

She's cute though and I've never had a gf so idk user mb it'll be a good idea

Be a nintenfag in Brazil? How?

How wealthy is she? High middle Class? low middel Class? Her family can affort spackling in every wall?

You dont need to pay for the internet for games without online multiplayer and stuff

Cheating, lurking in São Paulo and creating fake accounts

idk she's studying abroad in Spain rn so she can't be full on poor

e nois

> switch plz

> pls give switch

> switch or i report u

>Buenos Aires
user, I have some bad news.

>Be self hating BR
>Gets off on people shitting on your country
>Bait americans into saying exactly what you want to hear

Not a fan of those threads. I prefer comfy BR threads instead of our version of virtue signalling

I see, most of middle class brazilian gils are happy with their boy just being their boy, they don't like anything taken too seriously, and i don't mean about relantionships, i mean that in Brazil we don't like stuff like commitment to schedules or "not hugging strangers and etiquette". Good humor is always important (at least for normies), family too.

"Brasil é uma mulata vagabunda, você adora falar mal delas pros seus amigos no bar, mas ela é ainda a SUA mulata"

>tfw I'd be more than willing to pay whatever overinflated price for the Switch just for Super Bomberman R
>tfw don't know if I should because paid online is now a thing and Nintendo won't support South America for a long ass time if ever
>tfw I don't even know if I'll be able to play it online even with a fake US account which is the biggest reason why I'd want that game in the first place

We have 3DS support. They know Brazil is a decent market. If the Switch is a success I can see them setting up an eshop here.

top gear is loved over here. same for forbidden memories and duelist of roses

You dirty spic taking our preorders. The Wall can't go up soon enough

Whether or not Top Gear is a good game, everybody can at least agree it had a top tier soundtrack. Everybody should give it a playthrough just for the OST alone.

Oh, yeah. Sure.
It's not like RS is drowning in debts or anything.

Most of us are still waiting for the release of superstar soccer 2

>purposefully kick the shit out of the enemy's goalie so your player would receive a red card one by one until only your goalie is left
>enemy scores a goal on you
>your goalie has to kick the ball from the center to another teammate but nobody is there
>game softlocks

Also, never forget

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>self hating BR
third worlders can not be self aware

>soccer
Apropos soccer:
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>Never meet the most depressed, hopeless and pessimistic population that is the Brazilian people

>All our literature and music is based on talking shit on our nation
>Every single joke and comediam of any era or social class is based on talking shit on our nation
>90% of brazilias say to not stand or be represented by any political figure, and we just vote because it is mandatory
>"Politician" is a bad word

>vote because it is mandatory
That's not democracy.

But that's how it works for Brazil.

Source: Brazilian

No shit?

You can vote "null", so your votes go to the bastard with most

Free elections include the right to stay absent.
Only dictatorships with a democracy facade have mandatory voting. It eases vote rigging, too.

>live in Brazil
>already pre-ordered a Switch
>have a good job so I can afford games
>don't have to post the weekly woe is me attentionwhoring
Feels good to not be a self hating favela nigger.

Yeah, but if we do we can lose the right to

- Require passport or identity card;

- Receive salary from public or government-assisted entities;

- Be part of public or administrative competition in any institution of the Union, states, municipalities or the Federal District;

- Apply for loans at any bank or government-subsidized credit facility;

- Applying for public examinations or taking public office;

- Renew enrollment in any institution of public education or supervised by the government;

- Require any document that requires the electoral discharge.

Please come to Brazil desu

Literally Mexico

Maybe the wall will finally bring all of us closer amigo

>Refuse to vote
>Pay heinous fine of 1 buck after justifying why you didn't vote

Such dictatorship..... even I could...!

I dont want to buy a Switch but im scared Capcom might release a new Monster Hunter on it and this game is a system seller to me, but if i buy i wont have any technical support in Brazil so if the console bricks im fucked in the ass.

Why would the console brick? I bought a Wii U and it never broke, hell my Wii is still fully functional.

Chances of a console briciking are so incredibly small unless you try to hack it, in which case Nintendo would never fix it for you anyway

Its just the fear of a "what if" scenario, the fact that i would have zero support, not even from the retailer because i plan on buying it while im on a vacation in Florida.

Granted that i've never had issues with a Nintendo console, but again im left stuck on the wishes of Capcom releasing a MH game on the switch and the fear of the console being left to gather dust like what happened with my Wii U

>Be a nintefag in Monaco
>Friends keep asking to come to a party with escorts and models
>You just want to stay home and play Legend of Zelda
>Switch is expensive, same price as a dinner for two or a model for a hour

Man, life is suffering

Bragging about money screams "I used to be poor but look at me now". Rich people are supposed to have class

>Be a Nintenfag in Mexico
>Usually find Ninty games and special editions with a somewhat fair price
>Normies only play FIFA on Xbone S or PS4

>nintefag
>Friends

Are you twelve? I can't imagine 20 somethings having sleepovers and playing fucking Zelda, while your mom bring over pizza.

Are you and your friends "special"?

> I can't imagine 20 somethings having sleepovers and playing fucking Zelda, while your mom bring over pizza.

That sou ds amazing and I literally did it yesterday. Except I ordered pizza with my own money so my mom wasn't involved. I'm 24.

You should do this if you have any friends. It is comfy