Zelda

>2017
>you still havent pre ordered a Nintendo Switch
>explain

I have a Wii U and there's literally nothing worth getting on the switch that is coming out in the next 6 months.

Explain shouldn't be in greentext.

Also I'm going to just pirate Breath of the Wild for free on the Wii U since it's confirmed running basically identical between the two versions and the switch won't have a worthwhile exclusive for at least 6 months.

Yes I have you fucker.

Grey Switch
Zelda BotW limited edition
Switch pro controller

Not getting an SD card yet, will probably get one around summer.
No screen protector because gorilla glass

Im gonna emulate or pirate your shitty Zelda game and there is nothing you can do stop me.

>6-months-0-games-mind

>emulate
you stopped yourself bitch

I'm not retarded, and realize I can just play it on an emulator at 60 FPS and 4k

>zelda

Does that game even have blood?

It's not a hivemind, it's just the damn truth.

To be fair, it's not nintendo's fault; all of these console maker faggots do it.

There is no point in buying ANY console within the first 6 months of release.

>2017
>you STILL don't own a Sega CD?!

Literally no one cares about what you do, poorfag

I only buy consoles during their mid/end life so I can play games on it and pay less.

OP asked me to explain so I did.

Don't get so butthurt Nintendo fanboy.

I ordered a ps4 pro and horizon instead, best decision ever

I don't buy shitty, underpowered consoles

>best decision ever

I know, right?

...

Enjoy paying scalper price for the good games

It doesn't have any games that interest me.

I have, though. It's even fully paid off.

Neon Switch is best Switch.

yeah i didn't buy a ps4 either

I have with my employee discount and yet i'm still paying more than the americans since the UK is a third world country after all

Lol enjoy your shit frame rate, audio issues, crashes and other game issues that makes playing video games more work than fun

What the fuck lmao

>tfw already know some pcfats will make zelda threads after it launches and post screenshots, disregarding them getting like 20fps and tons of issues

>what is pirating

>I-I-IT'S NOT L-LIKE I WANT TO PLAY Z-Z-ELDA OR SOMETHING YOU BAKAAA!

>it's on Wii U
>nogaems until the end of the year

>not getting the superior undub version with all the DLC for free
No reason to get a Switch until Mario Odyssey comes out.

>basically perfected

Thats what they will shit post, as they struggle to get past the menu screen

so they get the same experience as me buying it on Wii U?

HOW IS THIS FAIR

but I have and i'm looking forward to having fun

I rather have a 300-400 dollar statue collect dust on a shelve than a 7inch tablet.

What?

I live in america. Bought switxh from uk

Wonder when ill get it? 10th maybe?

Sold out

nothing im just jealous as fuck

>not just going down to your local Target and picking it up on launch day

You can even order stuff for pick up on their website though I doubt that will work on launch day. Still, just go down there at like 5 AM and you'll be fine.

GameStop had a thing where traded in games are worth double towards a Switch. I just took advantage of that and traded in a bunch of my Wii U games.

If I didn't have a Wii U I would for Zelda. I'll wait until there's a better library available

>2017
>Orders gimmicky console just to play Breath of the Good Goy

How about no, you ultrafaggot?

I want this person to make more comics about zelda

>buying doomed consoles at full price
For what purpose?