Learn why a giant Update() function for your character state machine is a bad idea

>Learn why a giant Update() function for your character state machine is a bad idea....

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>I don't think the skills to create a renderer grant one the skills necessary to know how to make the Z Engine

He ignored an actual month of advice from MikeZ. He just cried and curled into a ball from any criticism.

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Pewds is the only reason he's still going. Now that is about to be gone and so will he.

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holy shit why does he write "this." in front of fucking everything

does unity seriously make you do that or is he just an idiot

>EvaXEphon being a retarded bitch

What a fucking shocker. It's like everyone here who isn't a newfag was right.

He's an idiot.

Can't believe we've at the point when someone is actually "stealing" yandere simulator from Eva

No one on the internet ever goes away these days, guy.
If youtube won't let him back on, then he'll just start a Patreon and use the money to host videos on his own site.
That's how it works, you do something stupid, you get chased out of whatever venue you were in, and you respond by setting back up in a smaller and more niche venue, that might end up being even more lucrative than the older one because you get more hardcore fans to support you.
I'll bet that yanderedev probably has some life left in him/money to grift in a similar manner.

did he just try to guilt the Z Engine source from MikeZ

Why does he complain if he doesnt have a deadline and does it on his own time?

He has to keep middleschoolers interested.

Yeah, you wouldn't start a project like this if you weren't motivated by the internet drama.

oh shit nigger what are you doing

I've dealt with his type before. He's got neurosis. Or had, at the time of that chat. He might have gotten a bit better.

He's literally incapable of dealing with situations where things don't go 100% his way. He acts ultra-defensive. He acts passive-aggressive. He insinuates that his problems are the fault of other people, and that he is 100% right while they are 100% wrong.

He wasn't trying to guilt the Z Engine from MikeZ. He was trying to get MikeZ to basically write his entire engine for him - writing a "guide" would take just as long as writing the engine itself. And then he wanted everyone to praise him for following the guide, and say that his game was great and fun and OF COURSE we're your best friends, Eva.

I had a friend with the exact same issues - passive-aggressive, couldn't take critique. He's a tranny now. Got addicted to the 100% support he got when he dressed like a girl. Surrounded himself with unhealthy relationships and convinced himself that they were his friends because they never said anything bad to him. Cut me out of his life because I was concerned about his mental health.

It's not an uncommon type of personality online.

Because his game is flavor of the month indietrash, and interest will die just as quickly as it increased.

has he even gotten laid out of this whole deal?

He is an idiot.

I'm very glad I did not apply to fix this shit. This fucking disgust me.

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This is what happens when you tell people "programming is for everyone."

True webdev tier shit right here. Putrid.

It's weird how I know what most of these lines do individually, but I have no idea how they ever coalesce into a game.
Learning to program is going to take a very long time

No it's not weird. The entire point of the joke is that this is unreadable garbage. It probably makes a game at some point, but it would take any programmer weeks to take gigantic clusterfucks like this and make it readable to human beings so we can actually understand what the fuck is happening. He took everything that could possibly happen for a character and shoved it in a huge update function dude.

>Guy soaks up every minute of fame he can developing a game
You had to be a fucking retard to think this was ever getting finished. It's been a meme for years
>Change wall from solid grey to solid pink
>Added 3 new blog posts and 2 youtube videos
>Call it a day

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hed be a pretty good streamer if he didnt have attitude problems

I remember that character design he intended to use in place of the Unity models he purchased. Jesus Christ that design was shitty.