NEW HORIZON THREAD: KEEP LAUGHING EDITION
LET US TOAST TO THIS JOYOUS NIGHT
NEW HORIZON THREAD: KEEP LAUGHING EDITION
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Gavin Cox
HORIZON ZERO VISIBILITY
HORIZON ZERO FRAMERATE
HORIZON ZERO FUCKING WHITE MALES
Xavier James
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Colton Diaz
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Evan King
>game is called horizon
>can't see the horizon
Julian Long
I'd rather suck a dude's dick that play this game. I'm not even gay.
What would you rather do than play this Sup Forums?
Henry Nguyen
This game is so stunning and brave.
John Evans
I want to gently caress the shit out of Ashly Burch
Noah Foster
F O G
O
G
Evan Gonzalez
>randomized loot
>level scaling
>hamfisted rpg leveling system
>FO4 tier dialogue wheel
>protagonist constantly and inappropriately
>robo dinos are tedious bullet sponges that aren't a threat because you can heal whenever you want and can chain dodge rolls
>cinematic story
>UI littered with bloat due to the absurd amount of systems they've lifted from other games
>gutter trash voice acting
I'm sure there's a lot more. Reviewers are going to love this slop.
Elijah Hughes
for alloy!
Austin Reed
It's not terrible but it's certainly not good. Everything just seems so meh. There doesn't seem to be any real gameplay.
Liam Torres
The game doesn't look completely terrible tbqh.
Game looks fine graphically. Character animations are tho.
Enemy robot designs look cool as fuck. Seems heavily relying on mindlessly spamming dodge roll, but its not that awful.
Gameplay looks playable. Got bored of bows in vidya half a decade ago, but wouldn't mind speeding through the game.
Looks okay.
Gabriel Cox
>Kill +100
>Headshot +25
I'm so sick of this please stop can games go back to being fun
Connor Garcia
>>protagonist constantly and inappropriately
?
Nathan Reed
Oh cool they made a sequel to Beyond Eyes. That's neat.
Carson Rivera
For all you naive people out there, let this be a lesson: I knew this would happen; I knew this game would suck, and I knew it as far back as July when I first heard about it; finally, I knew it based on having never played it, with no intention to ever play it, based on literally nothing but some screenshots. That is it. Don't even believe the meme you can't judge it till you play it.
That's viral marketers favorite swindle.
Remember what I say.
Or you'll pay.
Listen to what I say.
Joshua Reyes
FOR FEMINISM!
Hunter Rodriguez
you forgot the constant fps drops.
Josiah Wood
I literally can't see anything beyond 20 feet of the player right now.
Andrew Allen
*protagonist constantly and inappropriately talking to herself
Daniel Moore
I think he means Aldy always talking nonstop.
Christian Nguyen
This sprinting though
Kevin Cruz
No.
Mason Hernandez
>post yfw you preordered BotW instead
Isaiah Gutierrez
Least she could do is make out with another girl.
Charles Bailey
Austin Sanders
GET IN HERE
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
Colton Murphy
Missile Robots > Matriarchy
John Williams
Alloy Akbar!
Camden Ross
Okay, was that any good at all? I forgot this happened. Seems like something cute that might be worth a couple bucks.
Jace Sullivan
>sonyponies will defend this
All of my keks
Brandon Ortiz
>"All units be advised: Feminism is awesome!"
Luis Jones
>Ashly Burch
REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD: AT LEAST YOU ARE NOT ANTHONY BURCH
Ian Murphy
This guy is not very good and it seems that that enemy is just an HP sponge or maybe the player doesn't know how to properly play.
Christian Peterson
THERE'S FUCKING FOG INSIDE THE CAVE
TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT
Ian Powell
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Nathaniel Nguyen
BotW and Nier are gonna be great desu.
Xavier Allen
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Juan Taylor
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Xavier Kelly
Sorry, my glasses were foggy for a sec.
Evan Russell
Didn't you see the parts glowing?
It;s Monster Hunter with a rope pulling your hand
Jeremiah Peterson
>Bring down the patriarchy
>Destroy it
Levi Moore
> salty PC "gamers" target another game they can't play
> no noteworthy PC games coming out anytime soon so just spend their time shitting on everything
> in ten years time they'll be boasting about being able to emulate the same game
is there anything more cancerous to gaming than PC ""gamers""
James Hall
The voice acting gets worse and worse
>BRING DOWN THE DEMO
>DESTROY IT
Easton Nelson
>post your face when you decided not to eat a pile of dog shit and instead simply tossed a dog's salad
Anthony Morgan
This game somehow made fighting robot dinosaurs look lame.
Connor Foster
Looking okay isn't good enough for me honestly. When you have a premise and aesthetic like this you shouldn't squander the opportunity by making something completely generic. I don't have a ps4 so I wasn't going to buy it anyway but I'm pretty disappointed with how it's turning out.
Andrew Foster
This sure is exciting.
Luis Garcia
he looks so dead inside
Jose Collins
Why would you spend money on such a tediously mediocre experience? Personally I'd rather replay a game I actually like.
Nathaniel Wright
>ally AI walks right into your line of fire
Leo Powell
>mfw I didn't preorder either because they're both garbage
Anthony Collins
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Camden Sullivan
STOP HIDING BEHIND A ROCK AND FIGHT IT HOW IS THAT FUN
Jaxson Hughes
Finally I will get something to play on my Wii U and PS4.
inb4 Nier on PC, they don't have a release date set for that on PC yet.
Caleb Parker
stop falseflagging
this game looks better than zelda. This is the best looking modern game
Nolan Myers
>b-but PC!!!!!!!!
grow up kid
Levi Scott
>tfw love Nintendo
>tfw BoTW looks better than this garbage
Call me a shill all you want, but I'll be having the time of my life
Austin Roberts
Hey lads what should we be bringing down? I'm not really sure
Hudson Reyes
>RPG weapon upgrade system for revolutionary +damage and +range modifiers
>Ubisoft towers
>admittedly pretty-cool primary backstory/endstory is almost entirely exposited through skippable audio logs
>audio skip button is the same button used to interact with the world
what else?
Jack Reyes
BRING. DOWN. THE. DEMON.
Matthew Bell
I could have ignored everything else but those piddly-ass arrows are an instant no-buy for me.
Luke Perez
>is there anything more cancerous to gaming than PC ""gamers""
This is honestly just sweet fun after all the constant shitpsoting Sonnygers have been doing lately. This game is a heap of trash.
Jaxson Foster
God, this bow shooting animation is so awful. So limp.
Gabriel Phillips
I just opened the stream and it looks like a shittier gears of war, wasn't this about hunting robot dinosaurs?
Brandon Thompson
Flat 5, maybe a high 4 if I'm feeling particularly cynical. It just looks so damn "generic AAA open world", but with robot animals and muh diversity. It looks functional, but only that. Still would probably play this over the abortion that is The Order 1886.
Luke Hernandez
Bring down the demon!
Austin Baker
This boss fight is just a bullet sponge, stand behind an object and shoot arrows while your AI teammates just run out and die endlessly.
Meanwhile
>Bring down the demon
>Bring down the demon
>Bring down the demon
>Bring down the demon
>Bring down the demon
Jayden White
I like how she's plinking away at enemies while being in no danger whatsoever
Dylan Roberts
holy shit that voice acting
Aiden Martin
> 9-10 1
Hahaha Horizon-kun is literally one guy. He's been damage controlling all day on his own.
Benjamin Jones
THIS is the BotW competitor?
Charles Parker
"Bring down the demon!"
>"Bring down the demon!"
"Bring down the demon!"
>"Bring down the demon!"
"Bring down the demon!"
>"Bring down the demon!"
"STRIKE IT DOWN"
"Bring down the demon!"
>"Bring down the demon!"
"STRIKE IT DOWN"
Easton Bennett
>the amount of garbage that is scrolling non stop in the bottom left of the screen
Jace Rivera
BIG
DUMB
TARGET
Nathaniel Howard
>Bamham-like scanning
Grayson Thomas
There are people who will enjoy Horizon too.
You both will be eating garbage though.
Zachary Brown
>is there anything more cancerous to gaming than PC ""gamers""
Yes.
(You.)
Jacob Diaz
BRING DOWN THE FUCKING DEMON
Charles Phillips
To be fair, you can barely see the fog through this HUD.
Nicholas Flores
Wow this gameplay is fucking awful jesus christ
Sebastian Gonzalez
>Has to keep crafting Arrows in the middle of combat
That's not going to get annoying at all.
Isaiah Ross
STRIKE.IT.DOWN.
Xavier Torres
>THE CORRUPTION WILL NOT TAKE HOLD!
Liam Baker
>yfw BRING. DOWN. THE. DEMON
Dylan Barnes
why does he just hide behind a rock
Kayden Miller
BRING. DOWN. THE . VOICE ACTING. BUDGET
DESTROY IT.
Evan Flores
>Hides behind a tree
>Shoots through it
Confirmed harder than Dark Souls
Alexander Jenkins
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Asher Lee
I knew this game wasn't for me the second the main character started talking to "herself" in the very first "gameplay" demo.
Movement and control look janky as fuck. That's what's most important to me -- and it looks worse than I expected.
Christian Davis
DESTROY IT
Owen Thomas
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
DESTROY IT
STRIKE IT DOWN
BACK TO THE TAINTED EARTH DEMON
THE CORRUPTION WILL NOT TAKE HOLD
Dominic Brooks
>THE CORRUPTION WILL NOT TAKE HOLD
Michael Nelson
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
STRIKE IT DOWN
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
STRIKE IT DOWN
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
STRIKE IT DOWN
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
STRIKE IT DOWN
BRING DOWN THE DEMON
STRIKE IT DOWN
Nathan Morris
>Game's so boring that the fucking God Hand OST that I'm blaring can't even help
This is a first
Ethan Morales
BRING
Logan Hall
CAN WE USE SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE GODDAM BOW?!?!
Blake Foster
Wow dude 30 minutes of Aloy talking to herself all to lead up to an exciting confrontation of crafting ammo behind a rock and plinking some retarded bullet sponge for another half an hour.
Charles Perry
>Trusting a Japanese dev to make a good open world game.