"Sorry guys, I'm lagging"

>"Sorry guys, I'm lagging"

>brb smoke

>sorry parents are fighting again

>my dinner's burning!
last online: 10 minutes ago

>get a kill
>"REEE FUCKING LAG YOU LUCKY LITTLE BITCH" appears in chat

>ez

>mom aggro

>is this bots?

>They call framerate drops "lagging"

As long as it's not weed I don't see a problem with that.

>*BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE*
>heeh heeh hehh

>wow

It's okay bro dont worry about it
Happens to all of us

>you actually do start lagging

Smokers are subhuman
At least tobacco smokers - weed smokers are less annoying and also stink less
Honestly, tobacco smokers are worse than vapists

>only had a 6k connection at home
>my father always opened up several youtube videos at once, all at 1080p or 4k
>user WHY THE FUCK IS THE INERNET SO SLOW STOP DOWNLOADING PORNOGRAPHY YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
I pity those who are dead for they have no longer need to set up with this bullshit.

>making out with headset still on
>smoking giant bong rips and apparently holding the bong next to the mic

>push to talk bong rip
>push to talk fart/burp

>get a gf
>she wan't to type a message
>"hi guys"
>"that was my gf"
I can't believe I let her do that
good thing she turned out to be completely crazy and I dumped her within 3 months

still got laid

ok

What a horrible normie post
"Thanks" for "contributing" to this thread, you dumb worm

welcome to just before 4AM EST, when the worst comes out before the "What are you doing with your life" posts

>weed smokers are less annoying and also stink less

Wrong. Either your parents or relatives smoked so you've grown to hate the smell, or you hang out with people who sit around in clothes they havent changed for days.

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>hold on guys I'll brb
>almost exact reproduction of "cans.wav"

>mic icon shows up
>cough

>that one guy who wont stop talking about how drunk/high he is
literally every CSS game

>he complains about "normies" while posting a normalfag image and calling normalfags normies
I think you're the "normie", normalfag.

>sorry i'm lagging
>that person is me
>tfw australian

>Either your parents or relatives smoked so you've grown to hate the smell, or you hang out with people who sit around in clothes they havent changed for days.
Neither

It's just a horrible stench that only a subhuman could enjoy.
Actual people (as opposed to subhumans addicted to nicotine) hate the smell of smoke about as much as we hate smell of metabolized beer that bums tend to radiate.

>Wrong. Either your parents or relatives smoked so you've grown to hate the smell, or you hang out with people who sit around in clothes they havent changed for days.

Why would he be wrong if he's been literally trained since a child to be right?
Parents who smoke are shit tier. I know, my mother smoked and she's complete white trash garbage shit tier. Should be in jail

They are all fucking annoying and smelly. They are all subhuman

>dude im so drunk right now
>Clearly a preteen

How many annoying weed smokers have you run into in your life? Quadruple that number and that's how many weed smokers you've met but never even knew they smoked weed.

What smoking we talking here? Weed or tobaccy?
My parents smoked both, only found out about the weed when I was 16. They quit tobacco.
They understood I wanted nothing to do with it, so I can't blame them for doing it. The smell may bug me but I know they work stressful jobs to survive that they need some sort of relief.

>it's old Sup Forums thing to add "fag" to everything! i read it on ED so it must still be true!
>normalfags are not buttmad when religion is being shat on!

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking cigarettes.
It's a mans habit.

Not very normie to date a girl for 2-3 weeks, go on winter break for 1 month, come back for 2-3 weeks and dump her.

She was boneified nutter. My data plan was 50% her bitching about a "fear that I would cheat on her after 1-2 months and her not being in a relationship for like 3 years"

Pretty much ruined me. I'm either gonna go eternal bornagainvirgin or the lady-side is gonna have compromise on her end (of course the jews won't let that happen if they have anything to say about it, can't have more white children can we)

You're a fucking idiot. Never post on here again.

>I suck smoke out of a tube, but in a manly way
It's a bitch habit. And also a revolting addiction.

>dude m so fucken high lol
>opz
>ha
>mb
>gg

"Thanks" for more normie stories.
Keep them coming, people here totally care about your epic stories of normie drama.

>push to talk
>*cough*

I only sound stupid when I'm quoting you, because it's the only time when I say stupid things.

tobaccy
garbage smell
garbage effect
garbage second hand smoke
garbage personalities are attracted to it

even being an alcoholic isn't as bad

Never post on here again mongoloid. I'll fucking know.

>Push to talk
>*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*

If you think having sex a few times with a single girl over 3 months when your 20 and now 24 is the definition of normal fag then you have some soul searching to do. Or maybe some graphs to look at.

News flash, 45-55% of guys are married by 27-28

Not much time left
And that includes dating

You don't even know the difference between "normie" and "normalfag", you slavic nigger.

Never post here again faggot.

Don't you mean envy

>push to talk
>it's a squeaker

>push to talk
>*clears throat*
>*sigh*
>*sharp exhale through the nose*

Ehh
oh
yeah right
fuck

I am here forever.
Every time you see a post that points out your retardation, it is me.
Every time you claim some stupid bullshit and someone calls you out, it is me.
It was me, Barry - I was those posts.

>''hahaha anyone else really high, I keep thinking there are HEAPS OF PHONES RINGING''
>Several phones in the house start ringing in perfect unison

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

>heavy breathing
>eating and talking

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>voice always on
>it's just background noise or static

>kid claims his mic is broken
>he accidentally hits push to talk in teamspeak
>can hear his squeaker voice for a split second
>he instantly disconnects from the server and deletes all of his accounts

>push to talk
>burps

>those faggot autists who sound like elmer fudd

>kid attempts to micspam by playing music and recording it with his mic

>Playing any online game on competitive
>start to lose
>teammate starts sighing on the mic and acting like it's the team's fault for losing
>proceeds to teamcoach and act like a tryhard baby

>Playing tf2 with younger brother
>Whole team on mic, working really well
>One guy starts getting yelled at by his wife for being up too late
>The once very vocal team is now stuck in a pure silence that is betrayed only by the sounds of a married woman being thrown around a small room.

this happened to me once

>It's manly to be a slave to a stick of paper and plant matter

Phoneposters, everyone.

>"este slark es un tremendo cabrón"
>people get mad at you for not speaking burger

Why are americans so sensitive?

nope

literal troglodytes

I'd like to believe you're being ironic, but my gut tells me that you're probably a kid.

How can you even function day to day, if your tolerance for discomfort is so low that a smell you don't like sends you into a full on tard rage? Were you raped by the marlboro man?

>default push to talk key is on the right side of the keyboard

>that kid with the pre-teen uncracked voice telling everyone what to do

>Push to talk
>loud snorting noises

>someone expresses scorn for subhumans
>this sends you into a tard rage and causes you to project

>brb guys my mom's husband is raping me again

Do us all a favor a lurk a year before posting

>Push to talk
>Hear a guy's entire conversation with his friend about college
This actually happened

>push to talk key is on the keyboard
>CLACK
"Hey guys"
>CLACK
"Rush B"
>CLACK
"Buy me an awp, moneybags"
>CLACK
>CLACK
>Every sentence they utter is preceded by that oh-so-sensual sound

Pedophilia is wrong.

but then how come the boipussi is so right?

>voice activation ever

Boypussy is fine, child orifices are not.
Enjoy party van, degenerate

It cannot be helped, user

>push to talk
>classical music playing in the background

I agree. That's why I use a mouse button.

Where do I look?

>"Oops, sorry about that noise, guys. It was just pages being turned. I was reading Machiavelli."

Agreed, EVERY smoker that I know is a annoying and worthless piece of shit

>Taylor Swift has connected to the server

>deleted

>Last Online: 3 years ago

>i start talking
>gay peraon says i sound cute
Why does this keep happening?

Time to embrace your gay

>smokers are so desperate to be noticed they actively delude themselves into thinking people have some great grudge against them
Literally no difference from a faggot, a nigger or a feminist.
Subhuman means subhuman. A mosquito can exasperate me when it buzzes at night, doesn't mean I secretly have some great desire to be its friend or care about its opinion.

>gay
>person
oxymoron.

>join Discord/ Teamspeak server
>don't talk much, if at all
>"hey user, why're you being so quiet?"
>proceed to lose my spaghetti all over the place, turning into a stuttering, awkward mess now that I've been singled out
>"uhhh alright..."
>sit there in awkward silence for a few minutes
>too awkward to try and make things better, even though I desperately want to
>disconnect from the server without a word
>try not to think about them talking about me behind my back
>think about it a lot
>never reconnect to the server

user please don't derail this thread

...

They don't even care, user.