HORIZON ZERO BUDGET: IN TIME EDITION

HORIZON ZERO BUDGET: IN TIME EDITION

BRING DOWN THE DEMON, STRIKE IT DOWN

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Sup Forums does this with every new game.

Nothing but mindless morons that are stuck in an endless cycle of trying to fit in.

>game is announced or due to be released shitpoaters latch on to it because it is something new to shitpost about
>continue to shitpost about it 24/7 until it is out
>spend 24/7 shitposting about it even more
>new game is anounced or due to be released
>rinse and repeat

This is their life and has been for years. It will be their life for many more years.

They truly are mindles morons.

This game has been terrible, but it's been great watching it with Sup Forums

>4am
WHO UP ALL NIGHT TILL THE STREAM DIES HERE?

Post constructive criticism about Horizon Zero Dawn.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

Aloy is cute. Shame her game sucks.

FIRST FOR BRING DOWN THE DEMON

......simply incredible........ an unforgettable,, experience

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>IN TIME
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>IN TIME
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>IN TIME
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>IN TIME
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

GENDER IDENTITY CONFIRMED
:D

>HIJAB

Holy fuck, what was with that black guy's haircut?

F O G
O
G

ALOY IS CUTE

youtube.com/watch?v=XlHZrBUimuY

>IN TIME IN TIME IN TIME
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING.

the graphics and monster design are really good. The environments are varied and well designed unlike Zelda's flat plains.

>Most of the NPCs are black

Why is this game a cuck fest.

Can somebody explain why Horizon being shit is taken as evidence that Zelda will be good?

Please open up the stream and see for yourself.

Hello child! Today is a very important day. It's your first day of Islamic school!

IN TIME
IN TIME
*autistic screeching*

Jesus christ is this the worst game meltdown since TORtanic? When have threads filled up THIS FAST on Sup Forums?

HORIZON ZERO GAMEPLAY

sooooo is she a robot or what? It's hilarious to me if Sony's so called "new feminist face of the Playstation brand" isn't even a real human woman

Not 4am but I have shit to do and shitposting is too fun

Not gonna lie, former Horizon preorder here. This is fucking hilarious watching Horizon crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this game get the GOTY award

BASED SAMINA IS BACK

If you think this game looks bad you're incredibly spoiled and have never played a legit bad game in his entire life.

At worst it looks generic or something we've seen before. Sup Forums on the other hand can't stay objective and just wants to shitpost or fit in.

That saidit's not even that generic and all the more unique aspects are disregarded. There is no objective observations being done, but cherrypicking things you can call shit.

Sup Forums will cherrypick something and try and repeatedly call something shit just so they can call the game shit. Most likely for some dumb reason like it''s a PS4 exclusive or something.

Most complaints Sup Forums has against this game are shallow. If you can't even try to stay objective and reasonable by seeing the good and the bad while not going to extremes by calling things that are clearly not shit for shit then every single word you utter is a waste because no one with a brain will take it seriously.

MUSLIMS REEEEE

so I'm guessing that Trump died in this timeline

>Literally Metroid Prime spiritual succesor, with improver graphics and without annyoing first person perspective
>Sup Forums finds a way to bitch about it

I can't even....

>a fucking mudslime bot

>So much promise and possibility
I fucking wish. This stream has proved that no longer exists for this game.

The bow's feedback is totally unsatisfying.

>*fwit* *fwit* *fwit*

>no cuck sky
>horizon: cuck dawn
BASED SONY DOES IT AGAIN
#4THEPLAYERS
#PS4PRO
#GAMEOFTHEGENERATION

SUCH POWER... SUCH DEPTH... SUCH... DIVERSITY

>The environments are varied and well designed unlike Zelda's flat plains
lol

>IN TIME

>IN TIME

>IN TIME

>REPRESENTS SINGLE MOTHER WITH THEIR CHILDREN

>AUTISTIC SCREECHING

wants you to turn off the console immediately

>neon lit underground facility

AESTHETIC

HELLO CHILD

Baltimore REPORTING IN

Sonyggers have been hyping this piece of garbage since it was revealed like it's the second coming of Jesus. There were daily threads about how great this game would be and how it's the "Zelda killer" and now we know unequivocally that this game is complete dogshit. Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing.

its literally badShadows of Mordor though?

Allow the walls of text by autistic sony cockriders to continue.

Tell us why Sup Forums is shit but only now when your terrible game is getting made fun of.

You have much to learn
Allahu akbar

Thi4f.

MUSLIM AI HARAAAAAAAAM!!!

I wanna fuck Samina

That's not constructive criticism. That's praise.

>shitpoaters
what did he mean by this?

...

Why do you hate on it Sup Forums? Sup Forums of all people should be thankful for a game that breathes and lives Sup Forums and gaming culture. This is not about some black war veteran mafioso or some russian immigrant, shit that we cannot identify with. This is about a group of people who love technology and its possibilities.

Honestly, I've had my sodium intake for the day, this is just getting unhealthy for me to ingest.

>Today is your first day at school
>Today's lesson: Shariah Law and the benefits to it

whats this meme >in time?

wtf I love Muslims now

>Aloy is cute
HAHAHA

>falling for falseflag threads

dont forget god of my wife's son

HAHAHA CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

looks like bootleg chinese version of horizon

WHY IS THIS AI AND OLD BLACK WOMAN?

not even captain planets gaia was this black

Don this preserved burka and then present yourself to the nearest Muslim male.

horizion haters are probably the most autistic cancer this board has
why wont you let people play games and buy things they want with THEIR money its not effecting you in any way so why do you care

GAIA IS A STRONG BLACK WOMAN

wtf Gaia is black too?

>GAIA is literally a black woman.

Reminder that currently we've had almost 25 minutes of cutscenes corridors and exposition since our last gameplay segment

STRAIGHT OUTTA TUMBLR
SONY CONFIRMED /SJW/
FUCKING WHITE PRIVILGED VIDEO GAME MALES NATING OUR GAME

GAIA is a black woman! Of course, these turbo cuck Danes.

>He's still going

CANT YOU SEE I NEED TIME TO THINK

This is like the ending of Assassin's Creed 3

SO she's a clone

>he's still going

well they're not robots

I wouldn't even mind that if the mc was black, but she's white despite the vast majority of characters being black. It's just so weird

Isn't that the woman from Captain Planet who created the elemental rings and was voiced by whoopi goldberg?

WE WUZ EARTH GODS

It's set in the future guys, of course there aren't going to be many white people.

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WE WAS ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE AN SHEEIT

>Sup Forums does this with every new game.
>
>Nothing but mindless morons that are stuck in an endless cycle of trying to fit in.
>
>>game is announced or due to be released shitpoaters latch on to it because it is something new to shitpost about
>>continue to shitpost about it 24/7 until it is out
>>spend 24/7 shitposting about it even more
>>new game is anounced or due to be released
>>rinse and repeat
>
>This is their life and has been for years. It will be their life for many more years.
>
>They truly are mindles morons.

cuck

HORIZONSHILL CONFIRMED ON SUICIDE WATCH

(you)

it dum

OFC YOU RACIST SHITLORD:WERE YOU EXPECTING A WHITE MALE????

Even GAIA some kind of godlike AI can't be attractive in this game....

>J-JUST LET ME BE KEKED STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU MEANIES
C U C K
U
C
K

>google Gaia
>literally every interpretation of her is white
game, you have some explaining to do

Wow
this dramatic voice acting

I preordered and I'm going to have the best time of my life with it. You sadistic fags just shit all over the game and never played it.
Gosh I hate you people sometimes for your arbitrary hostility towards gaming.

>Hades
>evil
this meme needs to stop

Oh God they probably saw that meme

Y-You tell em fellow S-Sonybro.

>mindless morons that are stuck in an endless cycle of trying to fit in

trying fit in a singleplayer game? KEK

The dialogue is twice as long as it needs to be fucking REEEEE

WHITEBOIS BTFO, PRESENT YOUR WHITE GIRLFRIENDS TO THE NEAREST PERSON OF COLOR FOR A KEKED SESSION TO BEGIN PAYING REPARATIONS.

This is so fucking bad.

Blame ACfag.

nice multiplat, lmao