HORIZON ZERO DAWN: CLIP EDITION

HORIZON ZERO DAWN: CLIP EDITION

BROM /OURGUY/ IS BACK!

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I want to bury my face in Aloy's bush.

are the cacti robots too?

Holograms.

So can we agree that the game isn't all that terrible, but just average?

No, just a hologram.

CAN'T YOU SEE I NEED TIME TO THEENK

that is fucking crazy how the cacti have no collision

They are holograms

Kill yourselves, fucking babbies ranting on about game that haven't released shit. If you're so dead set on being hatful about something, atleast research what you're getting indignant about

IF WE SHITPOST HARD ENOUGH NOONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP OUR BASELESS CLAIMS

QUICK FRIENDS, MAKE UP SOME COOL REAL TRUE FACTS ABOUT HORSHITON TO SAVE GAMING FROM WESTERN DEVS

The cacti are the remains of white males, and thus the protagonist can go right through them.

>Literally Red Dead Redemption, but! this time is actually good
>Sup Forums deosn't like it because it's a woman MC

Patehtic

Is this guy a game reviewer?

Game is already a confirmed 90+ on metacritic. Eat shit, neo-Sup Forums

IT'S NOT FOG GUYS ITS DIRT AND DUST PARTICLES IN THE AIR I SWEAR IT'S APPROPRIATE!!!!!

looks like a game i'll buy for 15 bucks in a year or so

also, all open world games should have NEMESIS systems in place rather than shitty cutscenes

CANT YOU SEE I NEED TIME TO THIIINK

It'd be like gnawing on aluminium foil. Mixed with unwashed taint.

maybe they never expected anyone to try and ride through them

>robot horse sounds lame as fuck

Where's the mechanical wheeze or rumbling of gears?

PORN OF ROBOHORSE WHEN? Drawfags I know there's at least one of you in here, get on it.

looks like shit
plays like shit
GG Sony

it's below average, mediocre. great visuals but that won't save it.

AND WE THOUGHT WE'D NEVER TOP TORTANIC OR LAST KEK'S SKY

HOLY FUCK WE WERE WRONG LADS

THE HUMANS ARE ALL ROBOTS THATS WHY FACIAL ANIMATIONS ARE BAD ITS INTENTIONAL

THE CACTUSES ARE HOLOGRAMS

*rides*

>go into the mountains
>its still foggy

These threads are always so fucking terrible. Why can't Sup Forums just enjoy things or ignore the things it doesn't like?
>people like a thing I don't like

>those people are retarded autistic babby shill casual cuck :^) meme assfaggot cancer troll shitposters

AHAHAHAHAHA

>EMPTY WORLD

>THOSE TEXTURES

LAL

I don't know
aside from riding a robohorse, I haven't seen any game

This shit is so fucking baller period

You mean becuase how often he stops to take pictures right? I'm under that impression as well

It is the apex of "modern" gaming. It has every gameplay mechanic that makes modern games so boring to play. No exploration. Told exactly where tog o and what to do. Talk, combat, talk, combat until the end of the game.

Absolutely no discovery. Absolutely no fun in exploring game mechanics. Absolutely nothing worth buying.

Visually appealing, yes.

Last thread you said it was like metroid prime.

Are you just throwing random games into a hat and grabbing them?

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Does this fog signify unexplored areas? or what?

Yes. Humans are entirely extinct. The plot twist isn't placed so much on the revelation that Aloy is a robot, but that there is not a single human left in existence. They are an extinct species and Horizon explores a world in which their influence is felt in the creatures which succeed them. That's why there's such a strong emphasis on 'evolution' and tribalism. In achieving their ideal of playing god and creating sentient life, humans wrought their own downfall and left the world to similar creatures. An evolutionary step as a perversion of natural law.

S-so fast.

Tortanic ruined Sup Forums.

This shit isnt anywhere near as bad.

The only thing really, really terrible about it is the story. The visuals are nice, and the combat seems really repetitive, but maybe there is a lot of technical stuff that our streamer isn't bothering with.

Pay attention to my post dammit

5 minutes of random botw footage has more diversity in gameplay than this entire stream

hahahhahhahhhahhahahahha
*inhales*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

yeah

Neo-Sup Forums TORtanic'ers btfo. At least research the game you shitpost so much about

>ZELDA KILLER!
>STILL BETTER THAN ZELDA
>IT'S THE SAME AS ZELDA
>WELL IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS ZELDA BUT IT'S STILL GREAT
>IT'S NOT BAD... JUST AVERAGE

Man this slope tonight sure has been slippery.

IF YOU HAD MORE THAN TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE A GAME WHY MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?? WHY WOULD YOU LET THE JEW-ahem-BUSINESSMEN FUCK IT UP FOR YOU??

a lot of the sounds in this game are disappointing and satisfying

It's the amalgamation of everything wrong with AAA western games with a layer of "diversity" smeared all over it.

it's so utterly average and generic in every aspect that it becomes less than average, unless you haven't played many games

there is NOTHING interesting here in terms of gameplay

it should have been a movie, and that probably would have done Sony's movie division a lot more good than this game is going to do for Playstation

>Desert
>Foggy

nice ubisoft game guerrila g.

This needs to be posted in every thread.

So this... is the power of the PS4 Pro....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
t. SJW

TORTANIC JUST GOT BTFO
The new king of the blunderkeks has arrived

>Get hit by an attack
>Lose half of your health
Great game.

that drawdistance being covered in mist...

>randomized loot
>level scaling
>hamfisted rpg leveling system
>FO4 tier dialogue wheel
>protagonist constantly and inappropriately talks to herself
>robo dinos are tedious bullet sponges
>cinematic story
>UI littered with bloat due to the absurd amount of systems they've lifted from other games
>gutter trash voice acting
>RPG weapon upgrade system for revolutionary +damage and +range modifiers
>Ubisoft towers
>backstory/endstory is almost entirely exposited through skippable audio logs
>audio skip button is the same button used to interact with the world
>bamham scanning

Nice draw distance kek

Why can't this fag stop taking snapshots? Seriously photography in games is the gayest thing ever

IT'S DUST

FUCKING NINTENDRONES I SWEAR TO CHRIST

DO NOT LEWD THE LILLIE

But it's atmospheric, user.

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Watch a bit of stream before defending it or shitting on it. it's right there to see.

I'LL KILL MYSELF, I'LL DO IT

it's another bland, shallow, open world "experience" that has nothing but graphics going for it

Please climb on these yellow handles

T. Shill

quoting your own posts
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait you're serious
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he's still going

guns when?

Artist name?

Why did Gaia or the military or whatever make life-like multicultural robot synths if everything else just looks like a mech?

If you want to save your matriarchy, you must solve my maze!

thank god for the piss filter to tell us what we can climb

Horizon Zero Vision

FUCKING DELET THIS

THERE IS NO FOG IN THIS GAME

NEOGAF TOLD ME SO

*its a hologram*

So I have no interest in this game but I called something a long time ago. Is Aloy actually a robot?

Seriously. They make a fucking robot horse and then just slap on the same whinnying/galloping noises as any regular horse would have.

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?

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IT'S A MASTAPEEEECE
LEAVE IT ALONE
REEEEEEEEEE
Sup Forums IS JUST CONTRARIAN AND HATES EVERYTHING! (btw how much is Zelda gonna suck amirite? xD)

Not an argument

It's just exhaust fumes from all the nigger-bots.

these random handles sticking out of the mountain side look so retarded

>uncharted scripted climbing with bright yellow markers
Was this made with the retarded in mind?

I watched the stream a fair bit and the characters and voice acting are abysmal.
The dialogues are cringe worthy as fuck

>this desperation because the new TORtanic has come

How sad is your life that you want everything to be the tortanic just so you have something new to shitpost about and fill you sad pathetic empty existence?

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Holy shit am I getting sick of parkour in modern games.

HORIZON ZERO DRAW DISTANCE
HORIZON ZERO VISIBILITY

I'll just comment blandly on everything going on because I'm a fucking white girl in the video games industry.

give me one fucking good reason why they need to make every cactus solid

theres no point in wasting resources on that

How ass mad would Sup Forums be over this game if it came out now.

>reeee the main villain is a white male

>reeeee it subtly criticizes bush era politics

>reeeee the governor is a black lady

Copy and paste the following to all Horizon threads :

Aloy is a robot

Everyone is a robot

Humans are extinct

Wiped out by robots from which Aloy is descended from.

Robo dinos created by humans to kill the robots that Aloy is descended from but ended up turning on humans too.

Ending lets you decide whether Earth gets clean start with organic creatures or lets robots continue to roam.

Thank me later.

t. ugly landwhale

What the fuck was going on there?

This game is laughably bad.