HORIZON ZERO DAWN: ARROW SPONGE EDITION

HORIZON ZERO DAWN: ARROW SPONGE EDITION

HOW DO I ACT?

azubu.tv/HorizonBroPS4

this game sucks

>Sup Forums loves Shadow of the Colossus, the logical evolution of it relesases (by another studio team ICO has lost it's touch
>BU-BUT IT WASN'T MADE ON JAPAN, SO IT'S SHIT!

Go fuck yourselves dudes.

Aloy!

FPBP

GOOD SCIENTIST IS A WOMAN AN ALSO DEFEATIST AND IS ALSO WISE.

>this writing
jesus

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Woah....that was some powerful writing....

So we are all in agreement that the game is average? Post constructive criticism faggots.

so how many monster types will there be in the sequel?

>yfw you didn't fall for the marketing

Yes, but the average game is garbage.

GAIA IS A STRONK BLACK WOMYN
VEGANS ARE GOOD
WESTERN REALM SHOULD OPEN ITS BORDERS
>people will still say its not a liberal cuck shit

Why does Sup Forums hate this game so much? Is it because it's a PS4 exclusive or does it just suck? And if so, how?

these guys slap your gf ass. what can you even possibly do?

when will audio logs die

>this game
jesus mother of the lord god can we sink any deeper?

Sup Forums will implode once this game gets 90+ on metacritic. Seriously shitpost all you like, but dont be so arrogant about it.

>5am
it was fun you guys but the stream is making me fall asleep

gnight Sup Forums tell me if Hades was a white male

Fpbp

literally never a seen a game this bad
and i've seen TORtanic and No Shitter's Sky

its shit. For example yakuza 0 has very little shitposting. In fact yakuza threads are almost FREE from shitposting.

yeah all the stuff they did didn't even matter unlike the following things, which did matter:

For once, the game literally does suck enough to warrant Sup Forums's hate for it.

>HORIZON ZERO FRAMES
>FOG
>WATER
>20 MINUTE FIGHTS WITH ZERO VARIANCE AND FOUR NPCS SHOUTING THE SAME LINES OVER AND OVER
>VOICE-ACTING
>FACIAL ANIMATIONS
>CLUNKY

TFW I still missed a bunch

I like audio logs when you can listen to them while you play like in Bioshock

Audiologs that make you stand still might as well be cutscenes

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this game is going to get a 91/100
Sup Forums is going to universally agree that it deserved a 75/100

I'LL- I'LL KILL MYSELF
I'LL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I HURT HER

why though?

who gives a fuck about video game reviewers

Ok, I'll get Yakuza 0 instead. I was waging between the two.

Nintendofans are bitter

Shadow of Mordor got GOTY.
Does not make it a good game.

RIP homo birds of paradise man

you forgot this

Horizon: Zero Draw Distance

>buy game
>play game
>it's shit
>check online
>reviews are good
>realize I'm actually having a lot of fun!
Right?

not even Nioh got 90+ on metacritic, why would this?

IT IS, earlier in the game it showed the guy in charge of HADES and of course its a white guy

it was the porn/death metal guy

But if it does get a 90 on metacritic it will only prove the theories regarding shills and SJWs.

THE VOICE ACTOR SOUNDS LIKE ELLEN PAIGE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL.

>I like audio logs when you can listen to them while you play like in Bioshock

Because it's Sup Forums's objective standard for a game's quality

JUST LIKE EVOLVE HUH
OR COD GHOST
OR COD ADVANCED WARFARE

BETTER THAN BOTW

It legitimately looks like shit. At least we get Nier soon.

Oh no, a bad game getting high scores on metacritic, how will I ever live with such a rare sight.

>le Iran is evil meem

BotW doesnt even have cacti so gtfo

>first party Sony game sucks
NO SHIT

I wish I had a crowbar/shortspear/usb drive.

I DEMAND MORE AUDIO LOGS

JUST LIKE DA:I HUH?
JUST LIKE GUILD WARS 2

BOTW DOESN'T HAVE CACTI?

SHIT BROS, DROPPED.

Gravity Rush was good...

>Gets a 91 from reviewers
>Gets a 65 from users

Not like it hasn't happened before.

ghost cactus, pretty spooky

Removing the generic open world ubisoft shit for more original systems and ideas is definitely a start. It's kind of ironic how this game looks so original at first but then it just feels like every other open world ubisoft game despite having fucking giant robot animals.

>sequel

>review scores matter

top kek

Jesus fucking Christ you must never have played Shadow of the Colossus to compare it to Horizon.

What is the point of these hallways? There's nothing interesting in them aside from logs that you should be able to view anytime.

You can already smell the sweat and greasy fedoras from these posts

Dude that is just a hologram.

Whats the "Swarm"?

I'M VEGAN

it's meant to be obvious that Aloy is Elisabet, right?

It's an exclusive funded by Sony, for one. It's concentrated western open world format, so it's guaranteed to please people who don't like videogames, plus it's politically charged. It's perfect for today's environment, really. There's literally no way this turd won't be a hit within the press.

>the logical evolution of it relesases

Either really good bait or genuinely pleb at videogames. Eitherway you earned this (you)

EXCUSE ME WUT

ENERGY DOES NOT CARE IF YOU HAVE A 10 MILLIMETER GAP OR A 2 MILLIMETER GAP

If you don;t think that fags will eat this slop up, you are lying to yourself.

Japan Studio makes good games all the time. The rest of Sony can rot in hell.

Modern dungeons.

Basically, prolonging gameplay with mundane bullshit. No puzzles. No figuring out where to go. Simply corridors after corridors.

>hijab
>pink hair
>some stupid hister faggot
>stronk powerful wymyn sacrificing myself

>I'm no good at endings
No shit.

user I wish I had screen capped your metroid post.

Had I missed some before them? Please let me know. You are making me kek.

Yakuea is weeb though

Another weeb game.

Sup Forums suffers from white guilt and sucks weeb cock. Some of the games Sup Forums loves:
Mgs v
Sotc
Ico
Dmc
BB
Zelda
GR
doa
Notice a pattern?

so where is the music in the game?

robots that ate all the organics on earth

>game I like
>REVIEW SCORES MATTER
>game I dont like
>REVIEW SCORES DONT MATTER

stop kidding yourself

As soon as I saw that the robots were all based on animals I knew it would be bad.

As soon as I fucking saw that the protagonist was a redhead dreadlocks woman wearing caveman shit I knew it would be terrible.

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no arguments left huh. go play the best game in recent years according to METACRITIC - Evolve.

>sh-shit... they're putting up some real valid arguments! uhh.... umm... ffffffffuck... F-FEDORA!!!!! heh... totally won....

Can we just stop the "hologram recordings of stuff tha happened in the past" meme? When has this become the laziest form of exposition in sci-fi media?

>let's not guys, ok? Let's just not.

HAHA WHITE MALE SCIENTIST KEKED BY DEATH OR WHATEVERTHEFUCK. NOW HE'S A WHITE KNIGHT.

Sup Forums has good taste?

>Sup Forums loves MGS5

Mass of darkness that eats Transformers.

Redditor discovers that Sup Forums is Japan-geared in taste

More as the story develops!

They're all good games? Wait, no, you mentioned MGSV.

FEMINIST AGENDA

>it's meant to be obvious that Aloy is Elisabet, right?

You mean the heroic super genius scientist from the past who saves everyone and who's face is intentionally obscured in the main character? No way.

SO DRAMATIC OMG HOW AMAZING

every time you do this it gets funnier.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE CHANGE YOUR EXPRESSION
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK SAD RIGHT NOW, ALOY

Preordered! So excited for my Preorder DLC!!

I'm Sup Forums and I hate all those games. Stop spreading lies about me.