*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

*makes pretentious remarks about your wealth*

LITTLE LIGHT IN THE POCKETS EY LAD

You look you've never done an hon-

>teleport behind him
>stab him in the back
>heh, welcome to dark souls, kid...

>*stands back up after 30 seconds of kneeling*
VISIT ME SOME TIME EH LAD

Been to riften plenty of times, this guy has never spoken to me, I don't get the hubbub about him

*grab your sack*
Never done an honest days, eh lad

>"excuse me mister, me needs to go through now"

my assumptions from the talk about him is that he's there to introduce you to the thieves guild without you even seeking him out and no matter what kind of character you are he insinuates that you're a selfish thief like him and you should join up

but he's also an essential NPC so you can't do anything except be like "s-sure you too..."

Waiting for someone to start posting the hot scalie men.

Do you think he does that to everyone?
Like, the Thieves Guild is so desperate that he just stands there all thay and asks anyone that comes by to join and help.

>h-hey...
>never done an honest d-
>hey you, I'm talking to you
>hey, don't ignore me
>y-yeah, that's right, leave
>just like everyone else...

Where does this *blocks your path*-meme originate from?

He clearly just want a friend.

kek

*blacks your wife*

Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums are literally addicted to nigger dick. what makes a man like this?

Memes are fr*ggin epic bro

that fucker elf just looks at you eyes closed with a smug face

Use your unarmed skill to teach him some manners

SEEN ANY ELVES?

HA HA HA