How did this fool age so fast?

How did this fool age so fast?

Nanomachines

He had a hard life

>ages fast all of a sudden
>ages hardly at all between mgs5 and mgs4

He cut off an older man's skin and attached it to himself, then used latent spirit medium powers to channel the other guy's wrinkles into himself, then cut the skin off again and hypnotized himself into thinking it was still on.

It was the only way to fool THE PATRIOTS.

Garbage Vodka genes.

Because the gap between MGS3 and MGSV is 20 years

>age

He just grew his hair, and because it's white, he looks in his 50s. His facial aesthetics look no older than 30.

>>ages hardly at all between mgs5 and mgs4

but MGS5 takes place before MGS1 but after MGS3

because he's a quadruple agent or something

>fast
The game in that pic took place in 1984, the next time he's seen in the series is 2005...

What's the point of tricking someone into thinking they're Big Boss for 9 years if you're just gonna tell them they're Big Boss like, a year later?

Heh, what's the matter?
Is it too DEEP for you?

to help reinforce that lie.

For the mess that was MGS5 I somehow ended up liking it more than MGS2.

Ask Obama

turns out 8 years of the most stressful job in the world does shit to you

Probably a good thing Trump is teetotal

He didn't. He's almost 40 there. He just went gray fairy early, which isn't uncommon for people with very light hair to begin with.

He's also older than Obama and has a shit diet

I agree not drinking is definitely good, but it's not going to be enough to save his body.

Dying as president these days is nearly impossible, get real.
Talking like any minute now he will explode or wither away.

He didnt want to keep us waiting

>islamic finger
really makes you think

how is it unfeasible for a 70+ year old man to die during a stressful job? I mean Trump does seem pretty in the pink to look at him but that can change surprisingly quickly with an unexpected illness or something

He would be around 40-41 in that game though

Let's let him rest for a while.

>how is it unfeasible for a 70+ year old man to die during a stressful job?

because Trump is a different animal. Hes been in a stressful job his entire life plus he seems like a guy who enjoys working.

This. He thrives off this shit, absolute workaholic.

being a superspy probably take a toll on health

He didn't, he just went grey relatively young.
That happens to some people. The rest of his features look feasibly 20 years older than MGS 3

Obama is a meme whos never worked at all in his life and is someone who hates it most likely while Trump is a workaholic and one of those people that enjoys his work so much that its pretty much his entire waking life.