ITT things you say while playing vidya

>who the fuck shot me

>please dont kill me im friendly

>I'm gonna STRIKE you down
>I think you better sit this one out
>maybe you could put your box in the air haha
>haha, i'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus!
>very fast attack

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>THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS

>fucking bullshit
>how did he killed me
>fuck this
>shit game
>never playing this again
Even when i'm doing very good

video game chat is always silly

>that's so cheap
>they're playing awful
>why can't I beat them

beautiful reference

you are a smart guy

>Fuck that hook! Fucking cheap 1 hit kill cunt! Just remove him from the game!
>How!
>Jesus Christ what's with all these asshole today!

>fuck this game

>who made this shit?

>why would they think this was a good idea?

>this isnt even an enjoyable experience

>yes, I would like to return this game

Fuck
Shit
Goddammit
Fucking shit goddammit
Bullshit
Fucking Bullshit
Fucking nigger shit ass god damn nigger fuck
Fucking hell
Mother fuck
Mother of fuck
God fucking shit ass
Fucking god damn fuck

I bully people I play with when they do this

>B-bullshit I shot him twice in the head!
>Gamefinal kill feed shows him fireing Tachanka turret twice in desk and once in guys leg

>I FUCKING SHOT YOU LIKE FIFTY FUCKING TIMES, FUCK!

>WHAT THE FRICKETY?

>BULLSHIT

>GOD DAMMIT FUCK!

>QUIT SHOOTING ME

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES DOING

>YOU KNOW I'M NOT PLAYING WITH ANY OF YOU

>winning a round
>"Nice"

How do I stop it?

Stop watching SteveMRE?

>Nah, it's cool dude, you did your best
>It's just a game man, don't get so worked up about it
>Stop arguing; let's work together and we can come back from this
>I think you can do it

I always try to encourage people and talk to them; helping other players always makes my day

R6 siege has a bullshit hitreg where some of those complaints are legit.

>RTS when I get stomped
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHERE DID HE GET ALL THESE UNITS, HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN?

>WOW dude, that completely unrelated event from my teenage years which i remembered for no reason right now was pretty cringy, and i will have to live with this memory forever

I dont get it

Sure.

I am not about to smash my mouse over a lost round though.

>"Yeah, yeah for sure no, yeah. S'GUD GAME."
>"Are you fucking yanking me?"
>"GET. ON THE FUCKING CART."
>"I'm at the top of the scoreboard, on BOTH teams. So fucking LISTEN TO ME."
>"Oh my fucking God."
>"I hope I never queue with you morons ever again."
>"No, seriously. Uninstall the FUCKING GAME."

I say all of this kinda shit in Voice and people just try adding me on Steam. How do they not see that I hate all of them?

>WHAT?!
>how the fuck?
>Fucking lag jesus christ.
>NO KURWA
>Kill youself for using X, fucking noob.
>*throws headset and walks away*

>oh ben oui evidemment c'est ça ! enculé va !

You dont want to. its autistic and depressing

Hey, that reference was pretty
>"Nice!"

>hui saatana
>mitä vittua?

>HON HON HON

>This game needs to be fucking over right now
>Looks like X is going to be signing the fuck out
>It appears that Y is fucking dead on my viewing apparatus
>This dogshit fucking shitstain thinks he's fucking good or something
>We need to black the fuck up

Fuck me sideways

I think it's from a autistic smashfag who wrote what he should say while playing with his girlfriend. I don't have the picture and I'm probably misremembering

>i'm winning at this game
>i'm jewish
>i live in a reasonably sized house with some family member,s we split the chores between us
>runce
>[vomiting noises]
>i could be better than this, i SHOULD be better than this! [sounds of me smashing my monitor in rage]
>hey guys uhhh let's key some cars
>i've got a sixpack of canned oil and you're in my sights

Ow.

>Hey, good job!
>Look, we did it!
>Nice job, guys.
>I knew we could do it!
>You did a great job, ____.
>Gotta take a shit! Be right back.

nothing

not even muttering things under your breath?

Wow really? REALLY? Okay!
Oh just fuck OFFFFFF!!

>WOOOOOOOOOOW
>There was nothing I could do!
>I'm pressing buttons!
>Awwww come on!

>s-senpai, what are you doing?!
>thIs is w-wrong, we're both boys!!!
>nghhh senpai g-get off of me, it hurts...
>Kyaaa!!!
>nghh s-senpai dont MMmm STOOooppp!!! it...it feels so GOOOOooddddddd!!!

>[cough into mic]

>"You can walk RIGHT off the edge..."
>"Wow fucking... broken game mechanics."
>"How do people even play this game, it's so bad!"

>Let's get this out on a tray
>doesn't empty the contents into tray compartments, but literally just puts the packaged food onto the metal tray
god fucking dammit
That is the smoothest cigarrete ever. You just can't beat these old camels. Nice.

I make adorable animal noises to entertain the other people I'm playing the game with. This is why I only play games with open comms, push-to-talk means that some people miss out on noises I'm making when I forget to push the talk key. If people mute me, or are suspected of muting me, I'll call a vote to kick them. How do they know they won't like the next adorable animal noise I make, even if they don't 100% love the one they're hearing now. I do many animal noises.

>who programmed this retarded shit
>why the fuck would you even make it like this
>these idiots got a vidya dev job but not me

>ez game ez life
>son of a bitch
>fuccboi
>YEA BOIIIII
>mysoginist pig
>c'mon c'mon
>look at this skilled player
>check this shit out
>now watch me get serious
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can u do horsey

>"Woooooooooooow"
>"How was I supposed to know that hitting him would make him so angry?"
>"This game is bullshit"
>"This is soooo stupid"
>"Ahahahah the boss cheated"

I can do a brown horse but not any other color of horse

>"I was pushing buttons!"
>*snorts*

Can you vocaroo yourself doing a brown horse, then?

I came in here to be alone.

CUTE !

>Hey can you teach me how to do X because I looked up on the internet and the only results were on how to be a fucking faggot

here u go bro

God damn I love that image

>Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>My mind is not my own

Come on, you guys. I can't be the only one that autistically roars into the mic whenever he uses some special ability or gets a big multikill while exclaiming his superiority.

...

I imagine this goes like tales of symphonia
>demon fang
>demon fang
>double demon fang

>Suck my dick.
>Ok.

Things are about to get heavy

>fucking bullshit

>Manholes are usually on public roads

Deep shit.

>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

I don't know why this made me laugh like it did.

>Tfw I dont say anything usually, but if someone starts shit talking me, I start coming onto them and say a lot of homosexual things

I think I've done this shit for so long, I've developed a degradation fetish, and I secretly hope & fantasize about someone calling me mean things, hell I fuck up on purpose in games now just to get a reaction out of guys, im so lonely haha

>can our fuckstick commander call in artillery yet?
>where the fuck are the riflemen?
>can the tank crew get their thumbs out of their asses some time this decade?
>why do you mongoloids keep charging headfirst into choke points and MG nests
>if we lose to some slavshit commies I'm going to personally jam my foot so far up someone's ass thay they're gonna taste boot for a month
>can you larping faggots quit circlejerking over your STGs and actually lead pushes?
>fuck Elite Asault

>GOT EM GOOTECKS

>Like fuck you will

Usually mumbled in response to enemy threats.

>how in the fucking fuck I missed a collectible I looked everywhere
>*after seeing walktrough* what the fuck do you mean it was right there

>wait what

>beat dude in pvp
>offer to suck his dick for condolence

lol I sure showed him

>suck dick
>battle in the brekenkrieg
>unzips dick
>unzips fick
>feathes

y minigame

>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>suck guy in game
>offer to suck his dick for condolences

See my true power!

>see my true power

the fucker cunt. stop talking, stop talking, stop ta stop flaking, stop flaking. FUCK

When i'm upset at a video game I like to tell the opposing team I fucked their dad's ass

>Did I GIVE you permission to do that, you piece of shit?
>Know your place, you shit AI
>I don't give charity to strangers, fuck off
>Go shove a centipede in your piss hole, jackass
>My time is too valuable to waste on you
>You don't have the right to piss me off

I'm actually a nice guy outside of games, but I'm a real asshole in them. Don't know why.

>WOAH
>SHIT!

Do you have Asperger's?

Iktf man. I'm a really friendly person, but suddenly when something doesn't work in vidya I start snapping and losing my shit.

>Wow
>Awesome!
>I love it
>Great
>I'm Alexander the Great
>You're not Alexander
>My style is impetuous
>My defenses are impregnable

Pent-up aggression from being too much of a wuss to stand up to people in real life rearing its ugly head due to being offered an outlet with no repercussions

>fils de pute
>mange tes balles, putain

>blyad'

>very fast attack

the whole chart was gold

>are you fucking serious right now
>Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice meme
>hmm REALLY makes you think huh

>Something hits me ingame
>feel no real life pain
>OW, FUCK

Not sure why I do it. Happens the most in games like Monster Hunter.

>blow it out your ass
>eat shit and die
>get that crap outta here
>huhuhuh, what a mess
>damn, i'm good
>suck it down
>i'm gonna get medieval on your asses
>i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
>it's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak

>>FRICKETY?

THIS IS MY WORLD, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD

>FUUUUCK
>thanks mr.monstrata
>bikko-sama bless me with god acc
> PEEEEEPEEEEE

I just click circles