UPS just came by. What do we have here?

UPS just came by. What do we have here?

Dragon dildos.

Don't drag this on for an hour like the other faggots do please, I hate the fact that these threads get my interest.

Bad Dragon Furry Fetish Starter Kit.

Let's find out. Gotta open up both sides first...

from SEA?

Go on.

nobody cares

thousands of small printed images of dolphin genitalia

Sealand, obviously.

Maybe it means SE Asia? I don't really know anything about package labels.

No, you don't care.

Last time it was just some gay ass amibos. this better be good.

why did you order a massive plastic penis, op?

Alright, that's both sides done. Time for the top.

FIFA 15

Posting in an ebin thread xD

A 88mm Panzergranate 39 round used in the 8.8 cm KwK 36 L/56 cannon found in the old German Tiger I tank.

There we go. Let's open this fucker up.

Completed that.

A BOMB

Imagine if one day the faggot OP just showed a pic of the already opened package and discussed its contents.

Unboxing was a mistake

oh god it's weeb shit

and why are you using a kitchen knife? you don't have anything else? are you a neet?

If only. People thrive on attention though and like to drag it out until people get angry because negative attention is still attention, and all attention is good attention to these people.

If it's not a Nintendo Switch or Bad Dragon Dildo then fuck off.

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>weeb shit
your and oxymoron

Wonderful, now you can make 3 more pics. One for every opened side. Do it faggot, I dare you.

Another one for the collection

>bought an 8gb stick of ram to upgrade my laptop
>and a pair of cheap but good earphones
>tracking says delivered on thursday
>it never came
>went to post office
>tell me to call county office of consumer affairs
>they're fucking closed early on fridays, have to wait until monday

i've never been so depressed about not receiving a package before.

*you're, you 16 year old weeb

kek

>black packaging

its dragon dildos, i got the same thing

Sure thing!

What store is it from?

You've earned my respect. Carry on.

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what's the tubing?

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ordered on amazon from manufacturer.

>star wars
cringe

>using mom's shitty old steak knife she never threw out when her dad died

If you're going to do this at least get a decent knife ffs.

Its SWITCH

THIS IS VIRAL MARKETING

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For the fake cum

its dragon dildos folks

its been too long

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its the switch you shill, pull it out before myamoto pulls out his dick from ur ass, u cunt

>buying refurbished monitors

A month ago the same thing happened. I talked to Amazon and they asked me to make sure it wasn't in the mail box or something and I told them I checked everywhere and they refunded no problem. So then I ordered it again and received it and days later the neighbor came by and said they had my package so then I got two. Was only a $6 item, but they'll probably be the same with your more expensive one.

>Sup Forums still dont know its dragon dildoes

for fucks sake, have you ever seen its packaging? its flat black

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Go on...

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...no, it comes with purple tissue paper packing.

Why am i excited its dildoes

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What could it be???

ITS A VITA
OR WEEBSHIT
OR A VITA AND WEEBSHIT
ITS ALWAYS WEEBSHIT

Open it NOW

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Go on................

fuck you, open it already

JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY

>So then I ordered it again and received it and days later the neighbor came by and said they had my package so then I got two.

that's good for you user.

i'm afraid my package was actually stolen, but that doesn't really happen in my neighborhood. packages are left out all the time.

hopefully i'll sort this shit out and maybe get half as happy an ending as you did, but it's the waiting that kills me.

Jesus, I hate threads like this, but here I am clicking refresh

HOW THE FUCK IS IT GONNA BE A VITA YOU DUMBFUCKINGNIGGER

YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE

You love it you slut.

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OH SHIT

THANKS NINTENDO

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it's a monitor. what else could be in that big box?

Gotta take this thing out first...

If this isn't a dragon dildo then kill yourself.

Jesus Christ

Nice gay hand

Nigger

That's a purse

>Tripfag comes in to shit on a thread

Here we go.

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shave your arm hair, fag

inb4 it's fucking nothing

That's his leg.

Cuck.

was just about to post this

Gay nigger hand

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Doesn't matter if it's stolen. If you've bought a lot of shit on Amazon already, they'll more than likely refund your order.

bet you masturbate with that hand you fag

1080 video card

We can go home, boys.

I hope its weebshit

why would he do that

Do you have cerebral palsy?

Will you get on with the bloody thing

lol jesus, wtf is up with your hand? are you legit faggot?

only good post in this thread

I know how you feel user
>tfw can't find the f5.gif I knew I had saved somewhere

Lost interest. Took too long.