Here bro, you can be player 2

>here bro, you can be player 2

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>Plus on both the controller and LR slideon
ONE FUCKING JOB

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that tiny d pad.

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I feel like that controller is too small even for me

I don't think both joycons needs a start and select button

how the fuck do you hold it?
why are the buttons and the stick so close together?

>is is what Nintendo Year Olds consider a killer exclusive

I that a d-pad? I thought it was just cosmetic

Why the fuck do you have McDonald's toys taped to your mini tablet?

You fuck up the insult, and no one thinks that.

dumb drumpfposter

Magnets retard.

Ever seen a magnet where + attracts +? Fucking american education

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W-would anyone play t-this with me?
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>biting the dick

Worry not Nintendoyearolds, we have your back.

>Hey bro, pass the controller.

yay
bing
bing
yahoo
1-up

BUT RED IS ALWAYS PLAYER 1 YOU FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEEEE

>not passing the power of player 1 to your best buddy from time to time

That is actually player 1 controller

underage fuck boi detected

>not portable
>not easy to play with friends
>not acceptable to bring to outdoor parties
>no nintendo
ill pass

Hey thanks man.

I would have given the other one to my friends, anyways. If I give them the bad controller and then proceed to beat them, they'd put it down citing a bad controller and lack of practice and wouldn't want to play anymore.

a controller for toddlers

>ah sweet bro, how do I jump
>press the fucking Ɐ button

>being this much of a cuck

>Console that has been out for 4 years has more of a selection then one that hasn't even come out yet

You don't say

Console fanboys scare me. Who would compile what's basically a free ad for some company that doesn't owe them shit?

Are you one of those autistic kids that throws temper tantrums when someone touches your player 1 controller?

You don't get it do you? When you are in MY house i am always player 1 you might as well let your friend fuck your wife while you are at it