Zell single handedly stages a successful prison break

>Zell single handedly stages a successful prison break.
>Zell is the only one of the orphans who actually gets adopted.
>He's the only one is actively searching for food. Rest of the party confirmed for androids.
>The only one who is knowledgeable about the affairs of the rest of the world. Political situation in Galbadia? Check. History of the Deep Sea Research Facility? Gotchu senpai.
>Has a shrine to his grandfather. He knows respect.
>As a matter of fact, his grandfather was probabbly doomguy. Ever noticed his shotgun on zell's room?
>Baller as he can be, rides hoverboards.
>Alpha as fuck, is the only one who actually has girls swooning over him. Squall is just mindcontrolled by Rinoa. Irvine is just kid's league.
>Master jeweller. Can make a copy of a ring with just some materials.
>Is the source of Squall's tactical genius. Denying the enemy of resources is a valid strategy, even if said resources are hot dogs.

Get out of here, Kynos

His face tattoo is retarded though

>>Alpha as fuck, is the only one who actually has girls swooning over him.
When did that happen?

chicken-wuss

I need to replay this so bad

I never got why Squall hated the poor guy so much. Alright, he was somewhat loud and obnoxious, but Squall was downright mean to him.

You're probably thinking of Seifer, i don't remember Squall being openly pissed at him

Library girl

>Year of Ultamecia 2017
>This level of Zell damage control

When Zell offers to give you more info on a topic, you can ask him not to in sort of a harsh way. Also, the ring scene has Squall doubting him. I think there's some other instances too.

ff8 is true kino, specially the laguna segments.

I bet he's a liberal cuck though. Just look how triggered he got at Seifer's light harmless banter

Eh, he comes to rely on him more than anyone else by the end.

chicken wuss

>I have to be on a team with that guy?
There was something like that at the beginning where it wasn't Seifer

You wouldn't react like that after he just spazzed out and backflipped across the Commons with a face tattoo?

Actually that line comes just seconds before that happening, but apparently Zell has that reputation regardless, there's even an extra scene you get before that by going to the cafeteria where Zell is being loud as fuck looking for hotdogs

Also the most powerful character in the game.

Him and Squall are why I keep playing VIII.

FFVIII might not be that great, but the world of FFVIII is definitely one of the best worlds Square has ever crafted. It's maximum comfyness all the way through.

> successfull prison break
> successfull
> prison
> break

Doing the worst most clichéd sick-man-routine ever committed to somewhat lasting media is not a successfull prison break in my book.

Well, they did get out, that sounds pretty succesfull to me.