Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?

Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?

Uh, we're all fine here. How are you?

Hey, who the hell is this anyway?

You're not important enough for that information.

Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead

I've got your trace for you, and I can show you just where to shove it.

Well thats not unusual, nothing right never works.

Huh you not on base, you're on Poseidon oil refinery.
Well whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location.

Ain't that the truth

Where do I get this sick power armor?

What do they do?

Nothing ever happens.
iirc Killap's restoration added random vertibird encounters if you did this dialogue, though

Usually they just go in shooting. And let others sift though the ashes to work out happed. Can't wait to read the after action report. Have a nice day ass

I really want to play Fallout 1/2 but my laptop is dead :(

Emulate it through your ass cheeks

Sure will.

Call me when you do

Doing it right now
Got a mini monitor ready and a potato with some wires

Good work, user. You're a man of action

I'll show you a man of action. Bend over.

oh, user. Take me, you fool

I'll make sure the song by a-ha is playing