'Member Newgrounds?

'Member Newgrounds?

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I guess no one member

When the internet was good, games were good, etc. etc.

I miss it.

i remember the undressed Britney spears game

>Member Tri-achnid?
>Member Ghost Hacker?
>Member Legend of Hiro?

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Back before Pico when the main page had flash animations, and one was about a guy farting jizz in the shower

F

>Rammstein
>Ein Mensch brennt
>Rammstein
>Fleischgeruch liegt in der Luft
>Rammstein
>Ein Kind stirbt
>Rammstein
>Die Sonne scheint

'member when Egoraptor actually made animations?

He can't count to three either.

There are 3 episodes of Girlchan

>member when newgrounds had shady banner ads for hentai and bestiality
>tfw my dad confronted me about it and probably to this day thinks im some degenerate

member when flash games were free instead of $5 indie titles on Steam?

Yes, before everyone upped and went to YouTube. Then proceeded to watch their subscription numbers rise and plummet.

If you are here, then you already are one.

Member when you had your first sexual experience with a 4channer?

>dress up games
>j-lo

Member those decade-old youtube videos that you can't find anymore?

It will never stop hurting. All those memories just dead.

What the fuck happened to Metal Gear Fiesta 2? I found the first one again, where did the second one go?

>they still make more
>They still have the same shit quality.
Beautiful.

I remember the britney spears dirty sanchez game

That's what makes them so enjoyable.

Slutty Mc Slut is a legend.

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>those adult comics

Someone help me. There was this ebaum's world-esq website that had flash loops and bit of porn and such. It was called goik or goink or something?

Why is everyone acting like the site is dead?

black sheep.com

no no, I know that one, this was a different one

I member when it was good. 10 years ago.

Because the internet culture that created the site in the first place and allowed it to flourish has drastically changed.

Godfart.

Anybody?

I don't need these kinds of feels tonight. Christ.

Where did the time go? I remember being a kid and binge watching flash animations every day. I didn't even know what youtube was.

youtube.com/watch?v=jBYID_624n0

because it is, more or less.
it sold its soul, the culture around it grew-up and headed to loftier places (Sup Forums COUGH COUGH) where it proceeded to do the same and keep on truckin' (MOOT SELLING Sup Forums COUGH COUGH)

>killing the chickens

I wish jerking off was as interesting as it was back then. I have vivid memories of staying up late, past everyone else's bedtime, getting on the family computer and going to Newgrounds to find some shitty flash hentai game or animation to jack off to. Best goddamn faps in my life.
If I was feeling extra ballsy, I'd even click some of the fishy ads on the front page and get taken to some garbage porn site. Must have fucked up the PC with all kinds of viruses, but it was well worth it.
I sometimes go back to the Newgrounds archives just to look around the nostalgic portal and shit. Feels good.

newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Do you remember, Sup Forums? Can you tell me who won without watching it?

Get married and try to fap.
It will be the most exciting fap ever.

Didn't click the link, but Chuck Norris in a bloodstained sweater?

Mr. Rodgers in a blood-stained sweater.

I went to their old offices for the moving out party they had. They gave me a few Penicorns, had an entire closet of their unsold merch. Tom said making merchandise was the dumbest thing they ever did.

superior version

newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

Member me?

Before I was gone

I don't understand why people wouldn't buy merch from an extremely popular website

Bobert-Rob was such a treasure. I wonder what he's up to these days.

Why was pre-2007 internet so great?
It was still shit but at least it was creative shit.

>mfw i was legendary frog fan

Close, the answer is Because Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Musolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

I looked at the gypsies ball's .

It's still good place.
newgrounds.com/portal/view/689084

Guys, guys, guys. The first piece of pornography I ever ejaculated to was on Newgrounds, like some haunted house h-game? Had a brown skinned blonde bitch in like a Japanese P.E. outfit who gets fucked by a beaker?

Member me?

flashportal.com/

Oh shit

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>tfw you're looking for bananas for King Kong in Frank's Adventure 4

OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
IT IS MY GOOD FRIEND, NEWGROUNDS.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG. THE REASON I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG IS BECAUSE I WANT TO ENGAGE INTO ROUGH, GAY ANAL SEX WITH YOU. I'M GOING TO STICK MY PENIS UP YOUR ASS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

You played it, you fapped to it, even the fucking trap fox.

You didn't know what a furry was and you didn't know what a trap was.

You also never beat the fucking game.

Lit. Don't know how I fapped to this so much and didn't end up a furry.

It promoted individual content generation. It used to be that if you wanted to be online, you would set up your own website. Now there's only Facebook, Youtube, and Reddit.

"Surfing the internet" is an experience that really can't be replicated anymore.

I jerked it to this a few times, but only the gay scene.

>Click the fox thinking it was a girl
>get a massive fox dong
>tfw I was 10 when I saw that
That probably royally fucked up my sexual preferences. But at least I'm not a furry.

I LOVE YOU REBECCA

This game made me question who I was at thirteen years old many a time, it builds a compelling case for exposure therapy, I'm straight as fuck now and can't stand furry trash.

>You played it, you fapped to it, even the fucking trap fox.

>You didn't know what a furry was and you didn't know what a trap was.

>You also never beat the fucking game.

Nope, never played it.

I think my favorite hentai game on Newgrounds was Jungle Girl.

Member meet'n'fuck. Pretty sure was my first fap.

*cum-stained sweater
ftfy

I preferred... Devil Girl I think? Same style of game but she's trying to make it through hell?

To this day I have a demoness / succubus fetish

I didn't live in the suburbs. I lived out in the sticks. I could only get 28.8 speeds on my modem.