What is this

what is this

are they aboot to beat the game? Also they late

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funny guy

>All the things Sup Forums liked form new Vegas; Improved and expanded upon, specially story and gameplay, my g-d gameplay
>Somehow Sup Forums doesn't want it just because they can't self insert anymore with embarassing OC's

Time to grow up?

he's being ironic
game sucks eggs

Missed previous streams. So hows the game? Any webms?

Got 9/10 on the worst french video game site. No review available now though.

30 minutes won't even be a 30 anywhere in the world

>shitty honest hearts writer came up with this crap
>somehow this shit is automatically like nv

>Everything they liked about NV
>Accept they can't self insert
So you can't roleplay, which was pretty much the only thing NV had going for it

>accept
>except
fuck me typo gay shit.
NV sucks and so does this shit game.

>woman singing oooos and aaaahhhs meme

yes and yes
chat still not working edition

oh boy! more shitty bow gameplay! i cant wait for them to reveal that the big bad is a white guy

i just hope theres some shitty love triumphs all speech before she kills the big bad

>POST BETS ON WHAT THE FINAL BOSS WILL BE
$100 says QTE

>third person assassin's creed climbing and walking around listening to audio tapes for 40 minutes at a time with no combat
>press triangle to convert enemy
>awful AI
>terrible writing
nice baiterino

evil whitey imo

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>"At last I've truly come face to face with the Horizon: Final Dawn"

>ERRRRRRGH if only i could reach my weapon

>Openworld
top kek
More webms please

Where is this faggot?

start the stream you fucking cunt

So they caged her, and then placed her weapon right next to the cage
Brilliant

>openworld with invisible walls
>can't even climb the mountains from anywhere you want like in BOTW

why are people exciting for this shit game again?

>7:30 PST

>is now 7:42

Stronk womyn!!

lol botw empty ass game knock it off.

Sony sent the Yakuza after him, he's probably dead.
Just wait 2 more hours bro

YOU HAVE 519 VIEWERS START BEFORE YOU LOSE THEM

Someone post the cactus web.m from the last stream

fucking play im tired as fuck from you doing nothing for 5 hours yesterday

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289 now

162 now

NO JOHN YOU ARE THE REAPERS

Do you need a Azubu account to see the chat? Mine is not showing

162 now

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you might as well call this game...
wait for it....
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Horizon: Zero Quality

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see that cactus? you can phase through it

is there video of the ending yet, i keep missing the streams

incredible,,,,

96 now watching

horizon get going

THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME

Last nights shit-show was so much fun

every open world game has shit like that though even witcher, thats how it goes.

I think the ending is to be streamed tonight.

Whats wrong? don't like that quality gameplay?

What the fuck is up with kids making these threads? This is a Sony-friendly board, fuck off back to webblit if you want to shill your shit pc memesterrace trash or nintendo toys

No, that statement is objectively false and you know it you twat.

post more shitty webms

>have 500 viewers while 15 minutes late
>still don't start
>all the way down to 97, 21 minutes late
>still don't start
what did he mean by this?

I left last night after she came out of that cave with the black AI, what happened?

>367995603
Bait

Can't wait to watch him hide behind a rock and shoot arrows for 30 minutes

Crippling social anxiety

mum forgot to make him his tendies

everything

Probably too busy sucking cocks

streamer was so exhausted from 40 minutes of audio logs and no combat that he ended the stream as soon as he got back to town

You can do better but I will offer you some fish anyway.

right, so no other open world game has glitches? oh ok.

game confirmed fun only when trashing it with friends

In his defense, that is indeed an unforgivable transgression.

TENDIES MAKE ME STRONK

>BRING DOWN THE DEMON

awesome. can't wait to see this shit

not programming collisions into something isn't a glitch it's laziness

who /webbit/ here?

DESTROY IT

zero dawn more like zero quality

COOOOOOL GUY

>He isn't actually going to play
>This is all a ruse.

To be fair, I think some of the glitches would be fixed with a day one patch

Wow, those animations are on par with horizon zero down

>We did it!
>Aloy did most of the work...we just helped

call it whatever you like open world games have issues,you reaching like mr fantastic.

Shit review but here you go, translate that shit and enjoy.

gameblog.fr/tests/2690-horizon-zero-dawn-ps4

Also, his girl did nudes, search Carole Quintaine if you want.

why TF has it not started?

>inb4 oh i guess ur some ingenious developer the likes of which weve never see, make ur own game xD

he's 7'7

Height and weight

whoa, a review focused on story, while ignoring flaws

who could have guessed

>nearly 8:00pm
>still on title screen

t. 5'

>pst

>Let's be clear, if Horizon will tap the side of Red Dead Redemption x Far Cry x Uncharted 4 x Witcher III x Tomb Raider (reboot) x Mass Effect x Metal Gear Solid V , but also the Lord of the Rings and Skyrim , this mixture Which could have given birth to an indigestible monster, reveals itself on the contrary a jewel with a well-tempered personality, failing to revolutionize the genre. Thanks to the artistic direction, the rhythmic quests and Aloy.
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ

STARTING IN 5 MINUTES

starting in 5 minutes now!

What is it?

That's 5 minutes Horizonbro time, 10 minutes our time.

ONLY 35 MINUTES LATE
SWEET

Game that while not revolutionary, is very good especially in part thanks to artistic direction, good quests, and the main character.

deg

Sounds like she's saying..

>It's an open world game

It's a mish-mash of a bunch of shit from other games but poorly done.
Thankfully though, Sony's check cleared, so it's a 9/10.

dg

Yeah but how?

>Technologiquement et artistiquement magistral, le titre de Geurrilla aurait reussi le sans faute sans quelques >>>RARES cafouillages d'IA

LOL, les mensonges!

does nothing new, and has AI issues
but hey, it has a strong female character and good graphics so 9/10