You better not be thinking anything... naughty

You better not be thinking anything... naughty.

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Palutena likes women

Good, I like her.

>dress for attention
>omfg why r u looking at me

Women are only meant for rape. Ancient Rome failed because they let the women have rights.

fuck off tranny

like farting?

Down little boy

>You will never be Palutena and tease Pit with your sexy body until he's just about bursting

Exactly what I was thinking

Don't worry, I'm not.

Man, cake is awesome.

I was thinking about polishing her rosebud. Does that count?

pit is asexual

>Naughty thoughts about his Goddess

Yeah, no.

what does that mean

Uprising is an underrated classic.
Palutena was my first waifu.

>Palutena will never smother you with her thicc juicy ass and succulent thighs

Why even live

>Uprising
>Underrated
What.

Her prolapsed womb

Uprising 2 when

...

...

Could Palutena cure the autism out off Conquorer and make him a normal boy again?

S A U C E

I want Palutena to tease me and tell me I'm not worthy to see her.

Lady Palutena is so gassy!
Full of the gas!
Yes yes yes yes!
Lady Palutena's ass blasts the gas!
Toot toot!
Lady Palutena makes the lewdest toots!
Yes yes yes!
Gassy Lady Palutena

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm thinking naughty things about a particular user in this thread. Although it could be because I'm drunk and horny as fuck.

Is it me?

Wh-Who is it?!

never ever, now shut up and buy this $50 tech demo

I have no gag reflex

That's a really nice, smug looking horo you just posted.

>You better not be thinking anything... naughty.

I'll just be thinking everything naughty then.

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>...n-n-no!

I hope it's me.

Fight fight

I have an even better one.

Winner

fuck these captchas

But I've sworn an oath of non violence.

Then I'll just have to violate you instead.

But.....
There's nothing I could do against that.

Even better. Did SW ever end? Only watched fist two episodes. I'm imagining once they get north they find a viking tribe that hunted the big doggos for sport.

Then it's official. Yo0ure mine now. On your knees and kiss my feet!

I recommend watching both seasons. SNW is great and holo is amazing.

How about I fight you faglord.

You can't just claim me like that! I'm not an object to be owned.......
*gets on knees*

I'm brave bro. I'm avatarfagging until I get banned. You can't top me. Even the mods bow to me.

Good doggy. And yes you can be claimed! I just did it, there's nothin gyou can do about it!

>palutena wrestles you into submission
>begins to wrap her thighs around your head, blinding you
>as you feel the warmth of her thick thighs around your neck you feel something strange on your face
>you take the only breath you can muster through your nostrils
>a thick stench wafts into your nose
>it is the musky scent of her large cock and balls
>you immediately gain an erection and she notices this
>loosens her hold on you
>proceeds to facefuck you until she blows her heavenly load down your throat
I can get behind this

>That ERP avatarcatfag shows up again
>Only lewd posted so far

this thread is shit, take it to burner email you fucking clowns

*likes being called doggy*
Well.... fine then.
I'll do as you ask of me.

fucking A+

I'd get behind her if you know what I mean.
or let her behind me

Aha. So obedient. Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you aaaare. *pets*

Tjats enough shitposting for me. Time to look for a real gay thread to post in.

could your little cock handle her

Just give him your email and fuck there

is this the gay weeb thread where i can act like child with cognitive problems :----DDD

w-where are such threads

I'd rather fuck here

...

I'd rather take your knot

Woah don't make me get that lewd user. Although I'll go that far, whore. I don't want to get permabanned.

Stop degrading Holo you degenerate.

Get outta Palutena's digs already!

But I"m comfy here

>whore
I'm sorry I just want to take all your hot apple seed

Fine. Holo a cute,

>Palutena will never urinate all over your body

I suppose I have enough to spare.Fuck I'd use you in so many different ways. I'm sure you like the idea of being raped but when I'm through with you... you'd feel raped in all of the worst ways.

I'm glad we've come to an understanding. Now we can co-esxist, my love.

Goddesses sticking together.

Please use me until you are fully satisfied no matter how much I beg and plead once you really get going. I offer my smuggest Horo.

That's how it should always be, cutie.

>tfw I will never be able to fuck you in the ass while reading doujins
>tfw user will never be my personal onahole to use whenever I get horny

Can share tips about how to be smug.

Then do it, my love.

>tfw I will never swallow your dick while re watching spice and wolf

Viridi's better.

How doe that even work? You'd have to be an insane multi tasker. I'd put on the dub in case you get... distracted. Whic I'm sure you will choking on my cock and all.

The innate sense of superiority is champion when it comes to being smug of course.

You're good at this. What else you're good at.

d-do you think you'd be able to have two onaholes

She only wears one stocking not two. Artist is a dumbo.

>Posting slut Palutena

Someone who tries to learn to be smug can never compare to a goddess that it just comes naturally to. Goddesses can do many talented things, I can be as innocent or dirty as the little followers believe.

Sure. I'm horny enough fuck it. I'd use you too but I'd portion my cock for the two of you.

I'd love to see how dirty you could get.

I can sit on your lap during the best episodes and swallow it a different way.

Oh my, is that an invitation? How forward of you. Good thing I find that endearing.

i-im not really that good at sharing though..

It's Holo

what the FUCK

I wouldn't mind the distraction as long as you'd ride me. Wow, I'd probably pause the episode just to focus on you. Can you believe that?

I bet you're a kinky slut. You're leading the harem.

>i-im not really that good at sharing though..
Hmm, fine. I guess I will have to make a decision on who to focus on...

fuck off reddit

i-it's okay, i can learn to share.. ill be a good harem boy and serve you however you like
ill bury my face into your crotch or ride you, whatever you want~

Of course. A goddess can make armies of weak minded believers howl like doggies if they believed I would reward them for it, so what's a couple of bodies to fill a personal harem with eye candy to service me? You believe I am, but you don't know it. How kinky do you think this slut is?

I wouldn't want to disturb your show. You can just cover my mouth so I don't make too much noise taking your cock

That's my girl. I'll make sure to mark you with my scent... all over your cute face. Fuck you taking advantage of me in my horny state. YOu need to get here. NOW. So I can use your throat as I please.

Oh, how nice. I think you're the kind of slut that likes it rough. The kind that loves being berated and degraded into a bumbling mess. A boy that's used as nothing other than a cocksleeve for your master. You'd probably pretend you have some semblance of contorl but in reality you'd be broken to my will.

That sounds like a plan. You'd be my side slut anyways. Your station would be under my desk. Every time you see my cock get erect, it's your job to service it.

A goddess has many talents ...even including more submissive talents, and finds those statements pretty attractive.

y-you can use my mouth or my butt as your onahole any time you need to cum, even if im sleeping..
>you will never see master get hard and fight off the other harem boys to be the one to serve him
im honestly so horny that if you lived anywhere close to me id drive out to give you head

>There will never be a full 2-cour anime of Palutena and Pit SOL hijinx animated by Shaft.

Oh no, of course the worst would happen. I'll leave you a tip to the goddess's donation pot for your lurking soul. [email protected]

i-i guess ill leave my (
) email too
[email protected]

>tfw banned and too drunk to mobile post

Oh well it's been fun.

Rest up you sexy, kinky slut fox.

>Sup Forums thinks their good enough for a goddess
How many crusades have you been on lately nerd?

That's what I thought