WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?

WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?

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He just wanted a friend ;-;

How can I have flawless teeth like him

Not his fault there's so many S.T.A.R.S. around.

He was the antagonist

You'd stalk Jill too if you had the chance.

You'd hunt and kill cops too if they were shooting at you all the time even when you weren't armed.

B.O.W. LIVES MATTER!

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SSTTAAAAARS

>be monster of colour
>cops and people everywhere shoot at you for no reason
Gee I wonder,
BOW lives matter

>the atmosphere in the city
to this day it's the only RE that I haven't beaten man
Also the RPD segment was really unnecessary

>Nemesis, Mr. X, Tyrant, etc. all used to be somebody before Umbrella experimented on them and turned them into B.O.W.s
>That big pit of rejected Tyrants in the processing facility

How the funk haven't you beaten RE3 but you have beat RE1?

Tell me I'm not the only one that let him grab Jill and fapped as he choked the shit out of her.

he was trying to get laid in a town full of deadbeats

3 is the easiest of all the RE games though. Except for the water puzzle.

>Nemesis will never choke-fuck you and make you call him Daddy

You mean RE2 right?

Nah, he's right. Re3 was the easiest.

CHRIS THE PUSSY

>I will NEVER EVER be her cop partner

holy fuck how can she be so pretty?

It's an animated character, she isn't real you autistic shitbag.

she is real in my heart

>these levels of autism
KYS yourself

>kill yourself yourself

>>That big pit of rejected Tyrants in the processing facility

In RE3 you mean? It's this weir dshit where they don't fully explain it. It's supposed to be the rest of the Mr. Xes that weren't dropped off in 2. They were sent there to combat some army dudes who were there. They wiped each other out.

FUCKING STAAAARRRRRRRS.

Erectile dysfunction. teehee

in my imo you need to shut the fuck up, people make mistakes all the time

>KYS yourself

>your opinion

why do people think this is worth posting?

>Getting this triggered
Who's autistic again? Also you should kill yourself yourself

lol i'm rolling on the floor rofling right now, you guys are mad over nothing

>Rolling on the floor rolling on the flooring right now
Now I know you're baiting for (you)s you rambunctious scoundrel!

He was just reaching for the S.T.A.R.S..heheeh

oh man you got me how embarrassing

>post yfw studiofow is releasing their Jill video in 10 days but its going to suck because they cater to the worst fetishes

He likes S.T.A.R.S bitches that's his fucking problem

>actually gets the girl at the end
is he the GOAT RE mc?

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Leon wishes he could get his yellow GF

Man, Leon and Ada are looking a little different.

He has a better waifu. Ada == godtier.

The road to hitting it is long and hard. But once he gets in, it's like he will enter Nirvana.

So how long until they make BOWS to counter other BOWS?

RIP Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers

Nemesis is no match for the ultimate BOW

youtube.com/watch?v=6SD_AZtBKcM

Damnation?

Ada is discount Fong Ling. Also Fong Ling won't blueball Bruce (who's a better version of Leon also) for 20 years

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Studio Fow is bad though so who cares

The jews did this

No, he's dead fucking wrong. RE2 is the easiest game in the whole series by far

Now that's fucking new

Nah dude. Re3 was shorter, enemies were easier and had more items.

I swear to god if you faggots flood RE threads with whining about free porn...

RE7fags are bad enough already.

Here's an idea, if it triggers you so much don't watch it.

But this is literally false.

I don't remember how long each is comparatively but it's not like it would matter anyway. They are both very short

Name me 1 (ONE) dangerous enemy in RE2? RE3 has the same enemies plus Hunter bullshit and Nemesis constantly trying to rape Jill.

It has more items (does it?) because it has more enemies. Also you get ammo and health out the ass in RE2, the only enemies you won't have enough ammo to kill are the zombies on the way to the police station.

Let's say I want to start back on RE and have only played and beaten 4 and 5. Which ones should I play to get back in the series?

REmake
RE2 (emulate)
RE3 (emulate)
RE0
Replay 4
Replay 5
RE6

You can play Code Veronica (emulate?) between 3 and 4 IF you are still really itching for that kind of gameplay.

Same for Revelations 1 and 2 after 5 i suppose though i never played them myself

R3 is shorter

Yes, nemesis is tough but zombie wise and what not, they are easier and no, there are more enemies to kill in re2 than re3 (bosses and pawns).

Yes, re3 has more items.

Code Veronica is fucking shit tho

Whens Leon going to dick Ada?

Julia Voth isn't though.

>Yes, nemesis is tough but zombie wise and what not, they are easier and no

Fucking why? Zombies are zombies if anything 3 is harder because it puts you in situations where you have to rely on the dodge instead of just running pass them

> there are more enemies to kill in re2 than re3 (bosses and pawns).

Bullshit

>has only played 4 and 5
>playing the REmake before playing the original RE

I'm not saying REmake is bad but he should play the original first if he hasn't played it yet. Actually, play RE: Directors Cut first.

I know it is, that's why it's outside the list...

>trigger discipline

I'm not gonna get into an argument with RE1 autists

But it's pretty easy to dodge and you don't really need to dodge anyway when you have shot loads of ammo and you have the option to fight nemesis a few of the times you face him, you can run away if you want.

>left hand trigger finger is literally resting on the trigger

>That time Chris beat a woman/murdered a fucking woman with a camcorder in a bout of PTSD rage, writing "Kijuju" with her blood, implicitly throwing her off the roof, and fleeing the scene of the crime when he heard sirens.

I cant fucking believe this is canon.

Doesn't it make since to play the original first?

Wait what?

hopefully never, faggot deserves to die a virgin

After that Wesker shit i'll believe anything, but that was just a novel, how is this canon?

>it's really easy to dodge zombies

If you are just gonna keep making things up then why would i bother continuing this? Literally the hardest enemies to dodge in the game because they have no visible attack animation

You won't have loads of ammo if you fight Nemesis, and fighting him is easier said then done for someone who just started the game. I don't see how blasting the enemies in 3 is easier then blasting the enemies in 2.

No way fag

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It feels like for the past few weeks a few dedicated anons have been digging up weird Resident Evil shit that completely ruins characters.

What is it this time?

When Ada gets tired of being chased

What was the best B.O.W. umbrella made?

When will they just fuck already?

>>That time Chris beat a woman/murdered a fucking woman with a camcorder in a bout of PTSD rage, writing "Kijuju" with her blood, implicitly throwing her off the roof, and fleeing the scene of the crime when he heard sirens.
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I said it pretty easy, not really easy.

It's not easier as in you kill them faster, it's easier because you get more ammo and there are less of them. Nemesis wise, yes he is tough but like I said you can choose to not fight him multiple times.

She only looks like Jill in a couple of pictures. Where they taken several years apart?

shut up with your stupid fanfic nigger

Alright so, I just started playing REmake because I never played the original and I've been told that it's possibly the best in the series.

God this is tedious. Why does the game punish you so much? How was I supposed to know about crimson zombies before it was too late? How was I supposed to know that back tracking can cause certain hallways to become flooded with dogs?

Also, this save system and storage nonsense just makes me want to smash my head in.

Who could possibly say this game is anywhere near as good as RE4?

But it's actually really hard...

>It's not easier as in you kill them faster, it's easier because you get more ammo and there are less of them

BUT THIS IS LITERALLY NOT TRUE GOD DAMN

I think that's something that RE does well. The implied human element that is lost. The "4 itchy tasty" guy in RE1. The fact that the music in save rooms tends to be sad. They do well when there is a tinge of melancholy over it all. When the games can convey that there was a real human tragedy that occurred.

Even when the nuke Raccoon City, how many people were still alive in there? It was a big city, probably a lot of people were just holed up somewhere trying to wait it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZRSrOnHQro/

>This was part of the RE5 viral ad campaign
>The viral ad campaign is 100% canon according to Capcom
>"Death is nothing to be proud of" as he picks up a blood hankerchief with "Kijuju" written on it, as well as her broken compact mirror, with the camera on the ground damaged, and her nowhere to be seen
>fucking police sirens
>Chris canonically murdered an asian woman with a camera because he got triggered
>YFW part of the reason he's so mad at Ada is because it reminds him of when he fucked up real bad

Jesus fucking christ, Capcom.

Mmmm maybe it's just that I love re2 so much. Would have to go back and play both one after the other.

>Post yfw he really is Not A Hero

What the hell?

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Fuck it, I'll give it a shot. Who knows, might learn something about myself.

>Not A Hero has been in the making since 2009

>God this is tedious

ADHD

>Why does the game punish you so much?

It's actually extremely easy

>How was I supposed to know about crimson zombies before it was too late?

The game LITERALLY tells you. It also FIGURATIVELY tells you by being the only fucking enemies who's bodies remain for you to burn after they are dead.

>How was I supposed to know that back tracking can cause certain hallways to become flooded with dogs?

Oh wow a game has enemies, amazing. They show you the dogs and them noticing you. You have a fucking gun, use it.

>Also, this save system and storage nonsense just makes me want to smash my head in.

Underage

>Who could possibly say this game is anywhere near as good as RE4?

Bait. Thanks for wasting my fucking time

god damn chris, those fucking roids must have gotten to him by then, you know, generally going insane and punching rocks and shit.

Chris no

Well, at least you are reasonable

I guess i shouldn't have said "by far". They are both easy and not that further apart

he lives with krauser in a comfy little house how many times do i gotta keep mailing it in for you guys