Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!

Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!

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haha

There's no time, this is your story now

Nice meme

MAMA?!
MAMA LUIGI?!

Good night, mama Luigi

Have you heard of rule 34?
Once upon a time a plumber and a princess unclogged the pipes...

TELL HOW LUIGI FIND YOSHI DJFKKSJGKDJH

Dude I can do 4 in an hour easy

I remember a couple of years ago in one these threads where the cam whore couple that dressed like mario luigi and yoshi were posted. Those were good threads, pretty funny.

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Your Majesty,

Where the hell is Dino Time?

this is golden

>left

GONE

What were you replying two?

There is no God.

There is no Jesus.

There is no Allah.

There is no reason to go on living.

Good-bye.

You don't want to know

Tell me

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Was it that goastee?

No

huh my reply is gone

it was a yoshi doing a daily routine for fapping

Post it

>Jannies removing posts even replying to shit
No fun
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i always found this game depressing when i used to rent it, i dunno why

Because playing it makes you feel like a baby, who can't leave their childhood behind. I'm not saying that to be mean, I'm saying it because I felt it too. When you turn on the game, and hear that insanely childish theme song, it makes you wonder what you're doing with your life, and how everyone else in your age group seems so far beyond you. It feels like you're trying to hold onto some semblance of happiness from the past, but all it does is embarrass you.

DEEP

Once upon a time there was a little faggot called OP, now this OP was busy munching his doritos and thought "Oho I'll make a meme thread lol". So his faggot ass Typed up "Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!", dug through his gay folder filled with ladyboi dickelts and found his yoshi image next to an anzu pic. Then his faggot little ass gets banned and then goes to bed sticking a dildo up his ass while his poor mother will die in your sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

It's a football! I chiseled it!

The end.

Kek

cool story bro
yoshi appreciates that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you do not respond comment

Fuck yo

kek

bump for humps

LOTSA SPAGHETTI

that's "your mama" to you, mario

one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others.

haha

bump for yoshi tales

ain't nobody gonna call me a cow

kao

bump

Bowser: [watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha!

[he hides]

Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi, look!

[points to a letter on the door]

Mario: It's from Bowser!

[reads]

Mario: Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!

[turns to Luigi]

Mario: We gotta find the Princess!

Luigi: [pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!

Mario: [talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

i did not come here for feels

lets go hyper speed flying

beh