There's literally nothing wrong with bimbo samus

There's literally nothing wrong with bimbo samus

>You will never have a girlfriend that lets you smell her armpits at the end of the day

WHY EVEN LIVE

Shes not real, user.

There is a lot wrong with you however

Not like you actually matter or anything

>literally

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to be turned into bimbo samus

That's what I want.

she is if you want me to be

This is a moot point. You'd never have a meaningful interaction with her if she was real.

Bimbo Samus is fine as long as there's also a good dose of cool Samus
Stanky opinion coming through: Smash handles Samus perfectly as far as personality/voice/design goes

an age where people are judged by the content of their character

truly

>Samus returns to her ship after a long day of hunting
>You're hiding inside
>She finds you
>Punishes you by smothering you with her massive ass
>Leaves you there
>Goes on another hunt, and activates Varia Suit while you're still in her ass cheeks
>Your face is stuck inside of her lucious booty for 18+ hours until she returns to the ship
My dick is certainly present
but a new Metroid game is not

>that horrible fucking nigger-tier compression
>too lazy to look up the source and save a high-quality image
*groans*

me too

Alien Covenant is coming out this year so I guess we have that.

What did she mean by this?

The less sex fanservice metroid has, the better the game is. This actually applies to any game with a female character. For example:

>Metroid Prime is objectively better than most other Metroid games because Samus isn't just a piece of meat to be jerked off to, and no endgame fanservice
>Other M is nothing but sex fanservice and waifu trash, and as a result is garbage

Same thing happens with movie games like MGSV and Bayonetta. MUH STRONG SEXY WOMYN, muh terrible QTE laden gameplay.

how could you even fuck up this image so badly?

cool samus being bimbo samus on her days off is the true samus

>18+ hours of BRRR-TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

>you will never be able to satisfy Samus
delete this now

Agreed

>impossible to find any porn of Samus in her Power Suit
Thanks a lot, Zero Suit.

agree with everything but...
>talking shit about Bayo
nah fuck you

How can whitey even compete lmao?>???

basically this
women can have multiple facets of their personality

this is my head canon

"18+" as in "not suited for those under 18 years of age" or "more than 18 hours"?

Samus?

SHE'S FAT

Bayo is just a poor man's Dante who only gets by because she shows her ass in every other cutscene. I'd rather play DmC: Fuck you Edition than touch her garbage.

excellent drawing, user. post more pls.

More than 18 hours my guy
of breathing in Samus' ass air

It's a dream come true

*BRRRAAAAAPPPPP*

"now be a dear and smell that, user."

what do?

well, sucks to be you

bitch

>Still this mad over Bayonetta 2

>sucks to miss out on a cinematic experience

How do you figure?

NOT THE BRAP!

NO! NOOOOOOOO!!

I can't even tell you how fucking much I love this image and how many times I've spilled my seed to it.

must be satisfying af to rip a monster like that out desu

Bayo 2 skipping all of the cut-scenes is better than any part of DmC: Your Prom Date edition, stay mad

What the fuck is going on with those legs?
Her ass looks like she's keeping her legs together but then there's her calves having a party on the sides.
Why is the anatomy funky in all these pictures?

Thats nothing compared to the time I had my gf take a shower, then work out for an hour, and I licked her sweaty asshole while making her say shes my dirty girl.

>Bayo 2 skipping all of the cut-scenes
but Bayo has no gameplay. If I skip the cutscenes, I'm basically skipping the whole game.

...

That's not Samus

I would put my head deeper into her ass

This bait isn't even subtle, try harder next time

what is she doing?

...

I honestly can't think of a more annoying meme in my 9 years of being here than le BRAAAAP XDDD

>bullshit instadeath QTEs removed
>"I-It's just a lot of cinematic trash!"
Heh.

Preparing herself for her bull.

running away

Say something nice about my mom

Maybe not a bimbo necessarily, but what's the point of being a bounty hunter if you can't enjoy the freedom on your time off?

how does it feel to be half african american

what did she mean by this?

knockers?

...

How do people fap to this shit?

She's the most popular member of the PTA.

>Samus will never tell you about all her crazy adventures in space while she inches closer and closer to you and starts saying she wants you to ravish her before she has to go blow up another planet.

>you will never be the horse that breeds Samus day in and day out

There's a "find source" button attached to every image post on Sup Forums. How lazy are you, user?

However, this isn't even Samus.

*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*

>but fans insist that the game would be ruined without the story
But that's literally the opposite of what that other user did

I know Fumina isn't Samus, she still makes my dick hard.

Ironically the IQDB tab that was refusing to load because of all the other tabs I have open finally finished right as you posted the source.

she loves colored men the most!

The same way they fap to everything else, with their hands.

>samus
>not ravishing you

Then why not take out the story? Why is it even there in the first place?

Not even console wars? At leat you can filter braap memers

Great nigger edit. I'm sure a white person made that.

She isn't giving you a choice here

I want to watch her get lost in pleasure sucking on lots of fat, smelly cocks!

Because

>completely disregarding the overwhelming amount of gameplay that balance out the cutscenes

That's the most pathetic instance of "sour graping" I've ever seen.
It's like saying having too much of a good thing makes it bad, even though "too much" in this case reffers to something measured individualy, not comparatively.
I'm genuinely surprised.

>ywn be one of those cocks
>ywn be the one pleasuring those cocks

Because what? she needs to have "character development"? because she has no worth unless she's showing her tits in every cutscene? Because the game would be boring without her stripping in combat for special moves that take 5 minutes to finish?

Sure doesn't sound like a good game to me.

I wan to be her and get lost in pleasure sucking on lots of fat, smelly, hairy cocks!

how can featherless bois even compete?

Remember when Samus had an Athletic ass instead of a saggy fat ass?

Just because
I mean really why would you ask such a stupid question about this game and not about all games in general?

Same. I want to cum swap with you user!

why has someone so good at art dedicated themselves to drawing this

>remember when Samus had a man-ass.

...

>completely disregarding the overwhelming amount of gameplay that balance out the cutscenes
Oh yes, one hour of gameplay to 2 hours of cutscenes and 10 hours of waiting for the game to take its sweet time finishing fancy cinematic action attacks where you press the button and the game automatically does everything for you. (I'm looking at you torture attacks)

>I mean really why would you ask such a stupid question about this game and not about all games in general?
Because this DOES apply to all games. it's a proven fact that the less a game focuses on story and graphics and other unnecessary trash, the better the game is.

Tell me, why else do you think Sup Forums has such a distaste for sony products, when they're coincidentally the most cinematic, poor quality "games" on the market?

>artists could be creating the new mona lisa right now
>instead they draw porn

>straight up unspoilered porn
so are the mods just asleep or what?

post samus or get fucked

Can I be Samus too and get in on this?

>he doesn't fap to this
newfag

you tell me

Alright now post the rest, or sauce it

good for them

No idea

>it's a proven fact that the less a game focuses on story and graphics and other unnecessary trash, the better the game is.
>proven fact
>the "better" the game is
Not how facts work
>implying Sup Forums hates Sony
Sup Forums is pretty evenly split between Sony and Nintendo, and PC is probably bigger than both groups while MS is smaller

Bimbo Samus is literally all wrong.

>Sakamoto ruined his own character in the worst way possible, by making her waifubait for otaku

Why it must be this way, I hate videogames