/v officially blown the fuck out

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alright now give me the user score

nigga no

Not a good indicator, most likely filled with angry weebs purposefully lowering the score.

>exhilerating

>exhilarating fights

So hiding in grass/behind a rock and shooting arrows is exhilarating? Oh I forgot you have to roll to the right every once in a while

>another shill

WOW

>user score

Sup Forums slash vee officially blown the fuck out. Face it nerds, this game is GOTY and you weebs can't do anything about it. Sony delivers again with another stunningly brave exclusive. YAAAAAS SONY SLAAAAYYYYY

game looks terrible to me, a random number isn't gonna change that

more like game mechanical monsters

Where would you guys rate the current level of shilling on a scale of Fallout 4 to Borderlands?

Borderlands, if not worse

>random

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>polygon loves the progressive stronk female game
no surprise there, I remember they were the only reviewers that game bayonetta 2 a mediocre score just because they were upset with the sexualization

Sams with biased """journalists""" pushing an agenda.

progessive gaming wins again
take that goobergit losers

Now THIS is a joke

Is it just a couple of Horizon shills working overtime posting every minute for their below minimum wage?

I thought Sup Forums was somewhat more intelligent than the average person but it seem not if we are using game review scores to judge games

The only reason Sup Forums hated his game is because it's a board filled with PCucks.
Get those petitions going for your deadplatform.

>people hope for a game to suck
>it (clearly) doesn't
>denial to the end of time

This shit is ruining this board. Happened with Doom, RE7, and now this. The shitposting just doesn't stop.

im pretty sure everybody hated it because of THAT scene

>current year
>still caring about scores made by libtard casuals

>people hope for a president to suck
>he (clearly) doesn't
>denial to the end of time

This shit is ruining this country. Happened with Bush, and now this. The complaining just doesn't stop.

Why doesn't the combat have any impact? Nothing about it is satisfying.

both (?) of you just fuck off out of here

I bet most of the reviewers started playing video games in the last 10 years. Their opinion is discarded.

The same publication that held back their Nioh review because they didn't want to get fucking blasted for sucking dick at video games.

No...brothers, this can't be...it was supposed to fail...

Everyone knew it wasn't going to.
But everyone knows it is generic tripe.
Just like how no matter how fucking awful Zelda has a potential of being it will at least be 88/100 or higher.

No one said that it was going to fail.

They were saying that it was going to be a mediocre game, that would get good scores because

>ps4 exclusive
>womenz
>blackz
>progressivez

when the reality is that it's basically just far cry

>Brothers
>Bros
I´m not your brother, cunt.

lol

Can you post more reviews? where is the one with the cons all being gameplay?

So they've managed to pile up everything that Sup Forums hates in a game

Nice

>complex combat
>barebones melee mechanics
Both of these can't be true.

GAMERGATE NINTENDRONES BTFO
SONY ALWAYS WINS HAHA

I dont really care if the game succeeds or not, I just thought it was weird how high the score was after watching the stream last night.

>8 critics

the game is focused entirely on ranged combat. do you even know which game you're shitposting about? do some research

>RANGED COMBAT

>most of the reviews are liking it because of its "diversity"/are paid
>nothing about the trash gameplay
The game is trash.

Sure thing

Kiddo

>Happened with Doom, RE7, and now this.

It's been happening a hell of a lot longer than that. Everyone got such a schadenfreude high from TORtanic, that they try to meme every new game into being a blunder on that scale. Sometimes, they're right (like No Man's Sky), but they're more often than not wrong.

>kiddo
Ah... I too once was a blind sonnyger like you... You'll learn eventually, don't worry. Hopefully after beating this trash game, and seeing the copy/pasted mass effect 3 ending, you'll understand

Why is someone my dad's age reviewing games?

To bad the ranged combat is boring and generic.

RE7 actually turned out trash though?

Doom had some fun Multiplayer, but I decided not to buy it because I was worried online would die out fast

One week ago
>post score predictions KEKE 65
Game gets 88
>N-No it means nothing

What?

>exhilerating

Entire review discarded.

Bravo, MC is still an ugly baboon compared to her original design though.

This. Even the plot is so fucking idiotic. It's like the saw ark and thought well let's put a female protagonist there.

Why the hell would humans mass produce enough dinosaurs that overrun them. Then why the fuck would you make bio machines which will be far more weaker then let's say a humanoid. Also if you can mass produce mechanical dinos pretty sure you can mass produce mechs to fight them

Sure thing famalam

>Doom had some fun Multiplayer

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What about it wasn't fun? The Multiplayer was the only thing really looking worthwhile for the game. The Single Player wasn't all that special.

>RE7 actually turned out trash though?

>roll
>shoot arrow
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Boss has lost 10% health and you've lost none because you're unhittable

Its better then BotW and thats all that matters.

8 critics
vs.
68 critics

get the fuck out

How can you tell if the BOTW reviews haven't come out yet?

>RE7 actually turned out trash though?
Except it didnt though?
Stop parroting contrarian meme opinions and actually play fucking videogames you double nigger

I think the blowout will continue as the critics pan Breath of the Wild. It's a bad sign that they aren't letting people review it early like they did Sun and Moon.

>level design too complex

Because it looks like shit

But we're not allowed to judge until we play it or the reviews tell us it's good.

Or at least that's what I've seen when people say Horizon looks shit.

You sound like the fags from Batman Ham series who complain about how you can smash triangle and you'll finish every fight perfectly (wrong)

Even Nintendo is making a better open world with a fraction of the hardware, why they decided to launch it next to BotW is beyond me. It's a mess.

>but they're more often than not wrong
>EVOLVE
>TOR
>No Man's Sky
>The Order 1884
Keep on believing that. The hating on good games usually only happens after the game becomes popular.

kek

Oh yeah.
>DMC

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Psst..... hey bud. Look at this shit. You're wrong.

>+PRE-ORDER DLC
>+
>PRE-ORDER DLC
>PLUS
What the fuck. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

You guys are embarrassing yourselves. This is nintendrone levels of shilling


the game is obviously trash.

The Order 1886 is actually fucking great. its only shortcoming is, well, how short it is. but i got it for $5 on a sale. WELL worth that price. and dont throw the "cinematic game" at me. MGS is more cutscene than game and I, and everyone on here, fucking loves that series.

but the rest you are correct.

>Player on the right is clearly trying to do something retarded
>Link is still wandering a vast flat land of fucking nothingness
Wew sure showed me there bud.

Yeah it's at 88 right now and has more reviews up. /v got blown the fuck out. Join /tg in your rage. They hate Numenera a lot. You'll get along great.

>The Order 1886 is actually fucking great.
Your opinion goes in the trash.

I played it. The gameplay was boring as hell. Too easy.

It wasn't scary at all.

The whole plot went in an extremely predictable direction.

It was a huge disappointment.

88 isn't impressive when the company is notorious for paying for reviews. It's not horrible either, though. Probably just a decent game.

>he didn't even notice how absolutely terrible horizon looks
Kek, you define deluded.

>using review scores when people on this site has seen the game in action and are not impressed.

Idort here good thing Horizonbro showed me how fucked the game was.

what is this image supposed to convey? this image goes in the trash.

Horizon is far more empty than BoTW though. What's worse is the map is even smaller.

Doesn't help the gameplay is scripted trash. You could stand still, let the enemy walk up to you, press ONE button and boom. Enemy is dead.

Doesn't help Horizons ending is just a copy/paste of ME3

Great, you found five examples, one of which is TOR, which I already brought up. Now take into account every time Sup Forums declares a game to be a blunder, which is pretty much every non-Souls/borne game in existence. Also:

>The hating on good games usually only happens after the game becomes popular.

Bullshit. The shitposting train usually leaves the station as soon as a game is announced.

>The Order 1886 is actually fucking great

>guys! hey! we finally got an exclusive! it's so shiny!
>guys? hey! over here!
>l-look at me!

Fuck you Sup Forums

>That little frog is running away from Link.
>Runs on land.
>Then runs into a puddle and makes a splash and ripples.

it's the little things.

I like this review especially.

Because either sonyggers have to call him a liar or say Bloodborne is worse than this.

i believed Sup Forums's bullshit too, but then i actually played it myself and what do you know, its great? funny how Sup Forums can be wrong sometimes. so weird, amirite? right?

>8.8

Just another meme.

>Sure showed me there bud
>"Because it looks like shit"
>"Because it looks like shit"
>"Because it looks like shit"

Oh no. Its Retarded and can't understand the Point of my first post to him.
>MUH GRAPHICS B..But its ok when sony does it.
Jesus christ.

Pic related is genuinely tragic.

It's the final boss battle. The battle is a QTE. The strategy guide on the boss battle is a FUCKING QTE WALKTHROUGH.

youtube.com/watch?v=6U1e8_Z6UGA

Or, it's almost like, people can have opinions or something

Okay, it was fun while it lasted