Here's your controller bro, sorry I don't have Cheetos

Here's your controller bro, sorry I don't have Cheetos.

I'd rather have 22 ounces of pussy and ass attached to the controller

I brought mine

that would actually look badass in my mancave

Is that what you call your asshole?

Wait, you still have to lift the food out of the bowl into your face like some kind of fucking neanderthal? They expect you to take your fingers off the controller to do this?

These people clearly have no idea about the market they're trying to pander to.

>not putting delicious soup in there to drink every now and then

A controller with its own bedpan. If only it came with chicken tendies too, then you'd never have to stop playing.

Better solutions have been around for decades, and if you were a true gamer, you'd already have one.

Just insert a can of soup instead of beer. Or beer in one, soup in the other.

>delicious sips of hot soup and cold beer combined

Genius!

What if your hat runs out of soup? Gonna wish you had a fresh bowl in front of you without having to put the controller down.

>slurping chunk soup

What is wrong with you???

Just how fat are you that you need more then one can of soup?

>he doesn't play video games with litres of available soup
Casual?

>5'2 manlet skeletal waterfag gets full on a pure liquid soup

>he needs to eat when he plays video games
The only casual here is you.
One can is more then enough to last the day. Anything more is a waste of time and money.

Manchildcave***

>he can't enjoy smooth tomato soup so those who can are casuals
Having a laugh user, you'll get the hang of it one day

>tfw will never own Yeb's patented guac bowl controller

Who the fuck even holds their controller like that? I hold it so it's vertical.
That's actually a pretty neat idea

Pretty neat. Is this legit?

>the new Nintendo PC

It's obviously a Playstation PC - just look at those shitty analog stick placements.

You might as well have a IV, a feeding tube, and a bed pan. That way you can never stop. You don't have to stop for ANYTHING.

Step it up senpai

Oh my god, you would snap that in half if you tried to use it, if your hands didn't cramp before that. It's smaller than a Switch controller.

looks like a pretty good idea but seems flimsy.

6/10

what the fuck

>concave face

lol fucking why

it would have been fine if the front was flush

to be fair aren't good mortars and pestles like 70+ dollars

or is this just that plastic that Tortilla warmers are made of

nigger what
if it was flush how the fuck would it be able to close

get rid of that useless button in in the middle

>not huffing nitrous while playing

Step it up

It's plastic, and maybe 5 inches circumference.

RGB lighted version?

I can't be just buying any dedicated gaming shit. It will just not do.

>Tortilla warmers
American cuisine will never cease to surprise me.

I dunno what's american about it

You put the heated up tortillas in it and cover it so they stay warm and don't get hard

Is it a controller? Or are the controller bits just like... Handles? I feel like it could rest between my legs really nicely with the controller bits on my legs but idk the point in that?

This product just confuses me

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I bet all the comedy news felt bad for blasting poor jeb for his guac bowl seeing the state of things now

Pretty hard to get medical or culinary grade nitrous. Automotive nitrous will kill you.

If it was stone and large like any respectable restaurant uses then $70 is fair.