Have you ever played video games with someone you're romantically interested in?

Have you ever played video games with someone you're romantically interested in?

Holy fuck, that image...

This is true autism right here, the eternal virgin

some of his flirt lines are so bad they'd get a laugh though.
>face sitting
>tentacle rape
>foreskin turtle

Fuck I can't even go through these all. It gives me a weird feeling.

Fuck the awful flirty lines, just imagine saying the tense lines out loud.
>I threw you
>Very fast attack
>Very fast attack
>Very fast attack
>This move is luck based

Autism genuinely hurts to observe sometimes.

This is clearly some sort of post-irony created for catching (You)s.

yeah so was i and the joke got old 26 years ago

I play with my niece all the time

I play h1 with my girlfriend on rare occasions, or sometimes I watch her play sims and see her build our life together.

Honestly though I need some multiplayer game recom.; as she plays dota and I don't really like mobas.

don't even remind me lad

>Side Tilt Chair - "He should use that for sitting"

I play New Super Mario Bros. with my gf. It's really fun

Yeah barely cause he's not into fighting games
I mostly just cuddle as he plays Spyro or Timesplitters

>playing a fighting game
>gf watches
>teases me when I lose
>cheers when I win
>tells me to keep playing
>I was going to anyway, whatever
>she sits on my lap
>I get pissy because she's in my way
>lean aside and keep playing
>I lose she makes a disgusted sound and looks at me
>I win she moans and grinds her ass on my lap
>start getting distracted
>she tells me that no matter what I need t keep playing
>she gets up, turns around, and straddles me
>her position puts her cleavage close to my face
>still into the game
>she knows the victory sound by then
>gives me a grind when I win
>I am become diamonds
>still playing
>she says "don't lose"
>she begins to unbutton my shirt
>harder and harder to breathe
>slides her hand inside my shirt
>starts to caress my chest very delicately
>I loose
>hand withdrawn
>I win
>another grind, more caressing
>by then she's basically grinding on me nonstop
>can barely hold the controller
>she opens her own top just a little
>low cut bra
>still grinding into me
>her lips are lose to my neck
>I can feel her breath
>she smells so good
>her hands begin to slide down my sides
>her hips keep slow grinding on me
>tv shouts "YOU LOSE"
>she stands up, re-buttons her top, and tells me she's going to go watch TV in the next room
>everything aches
>shurg and start a new game

not sure if this counts, true story. I don't think she was into the game, I think she was just messing with me.

>maybe you could put your box in the air haha

jesus christ

>true story
You blew it.

Bruh, if this was me you'd catch me at EVO, taking sets off Infiltration.

One time I was playing animal crossing on my bfs 3ds and he yelled at me for running on the grass and I almost cried.

kinda related:
> me and 2 of my normie friends were playing the ghost recon wild lands closed beta on ps4 like a week or two ago
> everything going fine, killing brown people and droning out the place
> gf comes home horny as shit
> straddled me while I was playing, started sucking my cock
> had to unplug my mic a few times while playing
> she was silent for a while
> hopped on my throbbing dick
> unplugged my mic again and went to pound town
> the entire time I was still playing
> friends wanted to steal an airplane
> I ran in guns blazing, mid-fuck, and stole it while they were dumbfounded
> tried to fly away the plane victoriously
> about to nut
> cummed inside my gf and lost control of the plane as I killed myself
> literally friends screaming into the mics (over my tv speakers) at me as me and my gf both cum
> they literally had no idea
> mfw

2nd High school girlfriend played heaps of fucking Nintendo 64 because she was shit, played GoldenEye with her a few times but she always picked oddjob and would only play the grenade launcher mode and it was fucking gay.
When we played Mario kart she would ONLY play wario stadium and do the wall jump thing every fucking time and if I ever got to play another track I'd body her and she'd get pissy and call me a dick lmao.

thanks for the laugh

>people are so distracted by the op image that no one caught this post yet

I noticed it, so what?
You don't play with your cute relatives, user? are you fag or something?

Actually, she did, that night, but she liked messing with me. Kind of a dom.

Well all of you are just going to post fake sex stories let me tell you this very real tale of the first time I made my significant other cry and it's all because of Stanley's Parable and let's players.

>bf excitedly introduces me to the hot sensation of the time that was Stanley's Parable
> let's players particularly pewdiepie gaining fame at the time
> recognizes and is aware of Stanly Parable but don't tell him that.
> he starts up the game let's me play
> narrator promts first command. It's like go left or something but decide to do the opposite cuz it seemed more fun that way.
> do light commentary tell some silly jokes, having fun.
> bf is fucking seething. YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOUR PLAYING THE GAME WRONG
> UUHHG YOUR ACTING LIKE A STUPID LET'S PLAYER
> goes on an aspie tirade on game design or something. Continues raving and ranting about how I'm sodomizing this shitty garys mod game.
> welp.jpg nothing I can do, start messing around in some room in game and picking things up and opening and closing doors cuz what else can I do at this point.
> he starts claiming that his brother would back him up on all his claims. Because apparently he is a TRUE CONNUSUIER OF FINE GAMES.
> finally fucking snap.
>I start yelling at him while opening and closing a door in game(for dramatic effect). Can't remember what I said to him, but none of it was nice and I was pretty mad.
> end game and demand to be taken home.
> storm out
> his family is in the living room
>they heard everything.

> he takes me home. Still mad at him.
> he sits down on my couch defeated.
>he starts to cry and apologizes. We talk it out.
> we'do only been going out for a couple months at the time it was our first argument
> despite this he still goes on about game design BS for weeks
> be salty. Literally refused and avoided playing video games with him for almost 2 years.

And that's the story of why I don't play video games with my bf.

The mental image of this guy doing a combo and reading out these lines in quick succession is pretty amazing.

Yes my gf and I played Hunie Pop together once ages ago. We are currently playing through Overcooked but she kinda sucks so it's taking ages.

>Green text sex story
>In parents' flat during a holiday from Uni
>After fucking her a couple of times my time was up and decided to play some BFBC2 with a friend
>She comes over and starts sucking my dick
>Actually manage to finish my game the entire time my dick is in her mouth
>Tell friend I have to go after the game and then fuck the shit out of her

And this is the story of how I met have knocked up a hooker.

Wait. You hired a hookers, and when you were done you went to play vidya, instead of letting her out the door?

Honestly don't remember why I didn't show her out immediately

It's like you actually want crack whores to steal your shit

Nothing small enough to steal and ultimately she didn't steal anything. In more recent adventures a woman borrowed money from me and when I asked her for it back she turned dark as fuck and basically told me to fuck off