"I LIKE THAT JUMP!" - Sir Woolington the third

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Here lies Darlington Woolsworth Madden, he really liked that jump.

What did he do now?

He magically found the Sen's Fortress bonfire by """accident""".

Took a bee-line for a secret bonfire off a cliff and acted like he just discovered it on his own, badly acted I might add.

>he did a pat and looked it up and pretended he didn't know about it.

>tfw you will get to see him get raped byt he 2 archers in anor londo


Then again, he will probably watch a walkthrough and know about them ahead of time though

He killed himself. He got on the roof of the office building and he just ended it all. He will be missed.

Are you saying you can't find that by accident?

I just hate that they insult my intelligence lying like this. I mean its bad when they are openly using a walkthrough like that started doing 5 episodes into parasite eve, but its even worse when they lie about it.

>Pat mentioned there was a bonfire but he didn't tell me where it was
>Oh whoops, I managed to run straight to it
>What a coincidence

I'm pretty sure Darlingsworth has been aware of The Archers for a long, long time.

Maybe try watching the entire videos of sens fortress episodes and figure out why him going straight for it makes no sense.

Retards like him don't find shit like that by accident.

Do you think TheWoolieWatcher was staged too? Was it literally Pat playing on another PC, him not doing shit until the final backstab was kind of suspicious.

Not really. There is a mod you can download that connects you directly to steam profiles,also it lists every character online in the area.

I mean theres a chance but I doubt it

>openly using a walkthrough
WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THIS? Wouldn't they just be better off having one of them complete the game off screen and have the other that hasn't play it for the channel?

>woolie's 6 minute droning on the ethics of bio engineering, speaking over Pat trying to make observations about the actual game
Literally no one gave a single fuck, Woolie

This all sounds hilarious. Does anyone have a link?

>they insult my intelligence
>implying

youtube.com/watch?v=U9BvgUXJI2g

I'm astounded this guy hasn't actually an hero'd

Anybody have the link to the video?

They put that bonfire there just so you could find out who was a cheating asshole, because the elevator shortcut gets you back to the Iron Golem faster anyway and it's impossible to miss those.

youtube.com/watch?v=U9BvgUXJI2g
finds it at 1:33, watch the ending fight of the video too for some actual real hype

why, he's just some retard on the internet that plays games for youtube money, why should he die because of that?

shit I didn't know you could knock the IG off the edge

fucking Woolie

>already at Anor Lando
How many Zones have they forgotten to do?

If I'm not mistaken, none, besides maybe the Valley of the Drakes. They might have skipped that.

It's one thing to know about it, it's another to put it into practice.
Woolie walked off a ledge to land at a bonfire? Simple. Woolie has to do combat on a narrow ledge with a wall on one side and a death drop on the other? See you in Part 41 for the epic conclusion.

They didn't complete Great Hollow, the Catacombs, and pretty much all of Darkroot Basin + what's beyond the crest of Artorias door.

I'm confident they'll go back to all of it though.

valley of the drakes is such a nothing zone though, just some asshole wyverns and that's it.

new londo is not explored much either. he can do that later though

I honestly think this episode was possessed by the spirit of hype. Iron Tarkus fucking ring outed Iron Golem in less than 14 seconds, after seeing that Woolie stumbling into a bonfire by accident a few minutes earlier doesn't seem so far fetched.

And a shortcut to Gargoyles that skips undead burg and parish as well as a shortcut to Quelaag that skips the Depths and Blighttown if you start the game with the key.

Not gonna lie, I actually found it by accident in a similar way. I was running around; friend told me there was a hidden bonfire in Sen's Fortress. I thought I got ahead of myself when I wound up where Woolie was and panicked, looking for an exit.

Found the bonfire instead

He's way too much of a scrub to go through New Londo before Anor Londo.

Just watched the video. Holy shit you guys are retarded. He walks up the stairs, looks behind him in case of an item (he's played souls games before) see's the crumbled wall and looks down over it, sees the bonfire, then jumps down. How could you think this is scripted? He doesn't even seem particularly surprised, as if he doesn't even consider it a secret, which it's really not. Are you just all mad because you didn't find it your first time through?

>looks behind him in case of an item (he's played souls games before)
so he suddenly starts playing competently despite NEVER DOING THAT BEFORE

He knows there is no item there because this is his third time going up there.
What the fuck are you talking about.

He looks behind him, fearful of getting killed by the Giant throwing shit.

I don't get it either. This is so similar to how I found it.

I didn't find it my first time through and never used it even when I knew it existed, it's a bonfire for people that want to invade there and that's it.

youtube.com/watch?v=dbHtRggFsNA

Woolies HD video and authentic hype was better.
That guy seems like he knows whats goingto happen so its less entertaining.

Overall Woolie has improved, but I don't see how he could still take so many unsafe estus drinks

Let's see him try summoning Sif for Manus and she how fucking useless she is.

what makes you think sif is a female wolf?

sif is a female name and it's a bitch

Who cares about the ethics of bio engineering? It'll help somehow so just do it. What was Woolie's problem with it?

To be fair pat told him to just run away and no do anything