ITT: We detail our weirdest self-imposed story line in a game

ITT: We detail our weirdest self-imposed story line in a game.

>Be me in Skyrim working on pickpocketing
>Learn you can steal clothes off of a person's body if adept enough
>Decide to give my character a foot fetish
>Attain this god-like skill and begin stealing everybody's shoes in the game
>Nords all walking around barefoot
>Begin piling hundreds of shoes in my character's bedroom
>Eventually no character in the game owns footwear
>Can hardly walk in my fucking house
>Character curls up in bed reveling in the footsmell of every being in Skyrim
>Exit character, leaving him in his happiest possible scenario
>Forgot to even do any main-line quest

autism desu

While I play Etrian Odyssey, I imagine little quirks, stories, and interactions in my party, and sometimes I deliberately hold off on completing the game to keep the slice-of-life adventurer party fantasy going.

>Roleplaying in a roleplaying game is bad

kek, that's pretty creative. I like it, user.

My character in Fallout 1.5 is my Vault Dweller from Fallout 1 but hardened and turned cynical. I explain his darker decisions as this, and after getting HIV it was like the last straw for what kept him from going full degenerate.
Go away, Hines.

>Playing Garry's Mod
>Become homeless and start singing for money
>nobody donates
>begin following people around singing loudly
>screaming sonic songs at the top of my lungs
>people pay me to go away or to harass people they hate
>become rich
>get elected mayor in city due to my fame
>begin to crack down on singing
>make it illegal to play music or sing
>I still sing as I am above the law
>people attempt to kill me, raiding my fortress inside the police station
>I continue singing
>they break into the first layer of my base
>I destroy their weapons and cripple them
>I continue to sing as they are unable to die or stop me
>they simply starve to death while listening to my sweet sweet voice

/tg/ might be more your style, OP

fpbp

fresh from the oven

>SS13
>Get traitor. My mission is to hijack the shuttle for myself only
>Only 5 people online so I don't wanna murderboner
>Captain calls everyone to the front of the ship for inspection
>Completely clean myself and hide all agent evidence, come there ASAP for inspection and pass off as clean along with the other guy who showed up
>"Alright, you two will be my sheriffs"
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
>Gives us free guns and shit, we start "hunting the traitor"
>pic related
>In the meantime go around with a hacking device breaking every single airlock in the station that doesn't lead into space, essentially making everything free access
>Build up a good relation with the captain, act all friendly like and even cook for the station
>No one suspects me, captain and I even play some blackjack
>In between meeting up with the cap and hanging out cause minor chaos around the station unlocking everything, releasing a bee plague on the holodeck, changing the announcement system to yell NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER whenever anyone joined
>Hack the shuttle to launch early, leave alone
>Before I leave I yell "SO LONG SUCKERS" over the radio
>Captain's last word spoken is a prolonged yelling of my name
>fail because I didn't bring any guns onboard and some well armed guy snuck in

fun day

fucking beautiful

>Playing rust
>Constantly getting fucked by these gooks
>everyone on the server hates these korean fuckers that systematically murder everyone in the game
>Decide to change name to random korean bullshit
>Paint a sign outside of my house with asian-looking symbols and a bowl of ramen
>Scream gookinese into my mic at people
>nobody fucks with me ever again
>I show up and people instantly surrender
>Begin showing people mercy
>Start an army of slaves that I decide to spare
>don't actually have the power to kill them, but they're so afraid
>Real Koreans realize what I'm doing
>Try to come fuck me up
>My army of men perpetually fuck the real koreans
> Become new korean warlord on server

>retarded op

being a fucknut without killing anyone and sometimes getting away with it is the best way to play traitor hands down. Any mongoloid can flood the station with plasma and light a match, this is infinitely more entertaining for all parties involved. A murder or two to keep them guessing while leaving misleading evidence also goes well

>only 5 people online

why even play lmao

you were basically playing by yourself

let me guess it was bays autism frontier

TGstation. The captain and his deputy were executing anyone that looked at him funny and patrolling maint. I think we were maybe at ~10 players by the time the round ended, but I'm pretty sure one or two guys must have died by being stung by a gorillion bees. It really ain't anything impressive, but I still liked the outcome of it

Holy shit tgstation has rounds that low? I never saw it drop below 30 and peak around 120

i feel old

I thought you were a bay faggot, sorry for being hostile you're alright in my book friendo

Protip next time your traitor give this a try: put on a gas mask, take off your ID and grab your emag and open literally every single door you see and watch everyone just start looting and imploding

And if they have the chameleon projector still, you might still be able to freely move around in space without a jetpack and without slipping dunno if they fixed it

lots of admin drama between the two main servers: sybil and basil, caused them to switch their positions around and making sybil the new lowpop server. Basically basil is holding the 60+ pop rounds and sybil goes into single numbers on regular week days past midnight. I'm not sure if that chameleon trick works, but I was a lizard since I forgot to change my game preferences since the last round so my tail would be a dead giveaway of my identity, even if I showed up as "unknown" on mouseover. I change my name and rarely race ever so often to avoid metagrudge and overall namefaggotry. If anything beign a lizard made the whole ordeal far more interesting as I had to pick when to start hacking around like a madman since I was always on cameras and unaware of the captain's positioning

>OOC post-round
>"god damn liggers"
>"can't trust 'em. not even once"

God tgstation is so fucking ridiculous now

I remember breaking into the kitchen to get a cleaver, the chef attacking me for hacking his shit and me chaos dunking him into crit then sending him down disposals

Or creating massive piles of instadeath broken glass and waiting for someone without shoes to walk by

Shit like this happened every single round without one BOINK

where has my beloved gone

Post character.

The creator of EO wants you to do that though
I do it myself too

>hit window
BWOINK

That stuff still happens daily, word by word. If anything rounds can get a tad overwhelming with all the chaos and pandemonium

This, I wanna see the face of the man that foots. Also pic of his house