Game tries to be sexy

>Game tries to be sexy
>It isn't

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Bayonetta thread?

> ero vn gets translated
> they replace japanese voices with the 50 year old lunatics that make up all american anime dubs

g-great job

every western game

Any NRS fighting game.

Western Games

>game tries to gross you out
>it does the opposite

>Game tries to be funny
>hardly ever is
fuck Drakengard 3

>MGS

if i could have one super power it would be the ability to turn inanimate objects and ideas into people because i would turn that doujin into a person and then fuck it

Name 3 VN like this.

New Hirame doujin fucking when?

Bayonetta is the first thing come to my mind

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ride to hell: retribution?
EVA, B&B unit, and quiet worked for me.
she fires her guns with her feet and she's covered in her hair, yeah that doesn't sound sexy at all, dance she does at the ending really doesn't help too.

Thank you. Can't wait to see the full thing translated. Hopefully lucio and the other gorilla don't get to fuck her since that would be gross. Gorillas also have tiny dicks so it'd be shit or inaccurate.

What's with Hirame and making doujin only for shit games?
>LoL
>that Japanese mobage
>now OW
The only exception is the DC one

Bayonetta is a clear example of "trying to explain my fetish to other people"

>I want to fuck sentient paper

Oh, I know this one!

>it gets released on Steam
>All traces of porn content are gone

I don't know if Bayonetta is actually trying to be sexy or if it's just a parody of "sexiness" in video games.

>Character tries to be sexy
>She is

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probably because the character designs make his dick diamonds

>Game has the creator asking people to look at it's R34

Iris Heart is the exact opposite.

>game wants you to hate her
>gives so much fetish fuel it's impossible

I hope gearbox dies

nice meemee!

spooky

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>no hips
>no thighs
>no ass
>no curves
>no boobs
Anzu is sexier.

>main characters are an older female and a younger male

The thing about Bayonetta is that she's overtly sexual at all times, so you get desensitized. I wouldn't say that makes her entirely not sexy though.

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This really is a perfect example

>make like 100 fetish outfits
>make her boobs a cup bigger
>still fail completely with sex appeal
At least Persona 4 golden had the excuse of weak hardware

>not the edit

bayonetta fags btfo

Bayonetta is like this, but it might be self aware; half the time I was left laughing by how stupid some shit was

Mass Effect is like this.
The clothed, awkward sex scene do nothing for my jaded dick. Only one who activates my almonds is Tali because she got the hip game.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

this

this is why vanille and fang are superior.

you can just patch it

who is the semen demen?

>every game with prominent female characters ever
Women can't be sexy. Watching them even try is just embarrassing.

any bioware game

built like a trap with a stuffed bra. what a "woman"

what is being gay?

Onechambara really crossed the line of plain bad taste for me, at least the most recent games for PS4.

>liking hard meat

repulsive

>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it is

pic related is a good example. LoL is full of this garbage but jinx is extra cringe

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C, duh.

>Hey i am an unoriginal furry faggot and i want to self insert as a character that someone else came up with
>How can i commission it to artists so that they won't give credit to the original creator?
>I know! I'll just make him have glasses!
There's pathetic, and then there's this

Better than being straight.

none is better than the other, but this argument is best saved for another board.
Favorite game, user?

what's this stupid cropped porn image even from? i see autists posting edits of it all the time

anything new from turtle?

Puberty is going to be an hell of a time for her

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open up user

SHE HAS NO ASS
SHE HAS NO GRACE
HER BODY IS ONLY DISGRACE

>grace
>disgrace
that's cheating user

Bayonetta is sexy in like, one single cutscene

THe one where she turns her butt towards the camera and goes "come on"

i cannot make anything better

>Maker

This is constant throughout all Bioware games, they usually avoid saying God, but word Maker is common.

>lightingfags will defend this

It pretends to parody sexiness to get a pass for being JO bait.

Akai mato
hope you're into femdom

B, Bayonetta seems like a pretty good mom.

Fucking hot.

>meanwhile Gahkthun still has h-scenes complete with money shots
Once again Tesla gets no credit for his amazing works.

Plutia is hilarious if only because she's voiced by HanaKana.

>game has gays
>they aren't the badguys

People fundamentally misunderstand the appeal of Bayo. I don't want to FUCK Bayonetta, I want to BE Bayonetta.

I do want to fuck Jean though.

>character tries to be cute
>is hot as fuck

>click on the picture
>dad walks in
thanks faggot

>I want to BE Bayonetta.
That is 100% correct.

Why is Tracer in that picture?

do you obsess about her user?
im curious

Don't support censored games.

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hahahaha xDDD
Do you watch forsen too? gachiGASM
hahahah LUL

>not knowing about gachimuchi before some twitch streamer
Kill yourself you fucking underagefag

But forsen invented gachi????
U just hate him. forsenE

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Even as a 13 year old lad I fucking laughed