Some men are just born with ambition

Some men are just born with ambition...

Most men would look at such a mountain and say "let's just hunt deer and moose and stay in the lowly parts of the world".

But some men choose to do more....

This is the tale of such men.

"I bet you we can't do it..."

Seriously OP where do I go to sign up for these marketing jobs? Im a neet with no morals please help me out.

"I bet you there is just an invisible wall", like those that sony games are so famous for...

but this is no sony game...

Seriously help me out Ill work for less than minimum wage.

Not even marketing faggot I am sharing my adventure. It's only marketing because I had fun.

STOP INTERRUPTING.

We first raced to the firewatch tower that was to be our basecamp. This was our first stop before attempting to scale Mt Kraken.

Seriously I post on here all day every day I will work for less than minimum wage I dont understand why youre being so hostile?

See that mountain? You can CLIMB it!

Top kek cunt you need to spend less time on Sup Forums. Now shut up and enjoy some original content.

I was first to reach the tower.

...

>shilling some shitty early access hunting game on here literally every day

sage

I was exactly thinking of Todd's shilling as I was climbing up.

Cmon dude give us a hint to where to look or what you use for work I promise you you arent breaking any kind of contract or NDA.

What engine are they using anyways?

Not that guy, but OP is a legitimate shill. The game plays like trash and has no reason to be discussed on Sup Forums

keep going OP

this

I seriously haven't seen a single post about Call of the Wild on here before. I don't lurk Sup Forums much any more though because it's all weeaboo bullshit.

From here we could see the peaks. But the challenge was too much for Badger, who went to sleep so he could manage his fuel station.

>STOP INTERRUPTING.
Jesus fucking Christ I have never seen a more self-important cunt than you

Seriously help out us fellow neets get our lives on track or fuck off shill. Just one link to the company you use is all we are asking for.

Lol ok cunt.

So me and Trigger began climbing.

And apparently preparing the screenshots were were going to use to shill on a Singaporean cockroach eating forum.

Probably because you're one of these absurd faggots ruining the board by crying shill whenever someone doesn't start his thread with one of the four shitposter-approved meme phrases or dares to post OC

This tale ends at the point where you cant pull out any items and you have to click map in order to leave the menu screen

So far so good. All I could think of at this point was how important Sup Forums is and how I could make $2 from shilling for a game on it because fuck yeah that's what everyone who actually plays video games does.

Game needs a cannibal deathmatch mode, where you hunt and eat other players.

...

Ive been since 2006 I just want to get my life going and this is obviously a paid for ad and I can do those things for you guys I post on all the boards and would never out myself or you guys once Im signed on.

Is it commision based? Do you send them archives of the threads and you get better money the more hype/positive vibes you drum up? Just one link man come on.

Roleplaying fucktard autism thread.

he right though

It's pretty easy, really.

All you have to do is take your dad's gun from his desk drawer and shoot yourself in the head.

So now that the dust has settled, what does Sup Forums think of this thread? This is my shill screenshot apparantly, say something nice about it.

>Find me a gayer board on Sup Forums
>Protip: you can't.

Progress so far. My mate was about halfway through a bottle of Morgan's thus far but was leading the way.

Is this the new Rust update?

Game isn't that good but this isn't how you tell memestories.

Pick out the good bits, use them for pictures. Fill in the rest with greentext.

sage bb

Shit actually started to get fairly challenging here. But fuck me we were not even close.

How can anyone on this site claim shilling doesnt happen when threads like these happen almost hourly?

And then we found all these glitch deer stuck and not moving

So me and Trigger shot them all and didn't send a bug report to the devs, not like they'd do anything about it

We don't all have to post like you retarded greentexting shit for brains Sup Forumstards.

This board has become such a fucking broken record with it's gay cunt threads I swear to fucking god you are all the biggest cancer.

The sun started to set as we made it along the ridge to the first peak.

And then are others who look at such a mountain and say "See that mountain? You can climb it."

Wow are you retarded that would kill you? Bump for link to program/agency OP uses for us jobless neets.

Threats of people playing video games happening hourly in a video game board?

Damn, you shitposters aren't doing a good enough of a job then.

if op didn't act like a little insecure faggot and ignored the shillposters his thread might've made it

saged

Is there even another CotW thread on this board atm?

We actually did do this with moose earlier. It was lovely.

Progress. Sun started to set badly now. Screenshots are going to get less pretty.

I see an user having fun with a game and posting his experiences
You see a shill because you should be taking a break from Sup Forums but you never will because it's too addictive so you'll ruin it for everyone else with your blatant shitposting that won't influence anything at fucking all besides wasting some of Hiroshimas bandwidth money

>Wow are you retarded that would kill you?

What's name of this game?

>that rebuttal

Rust

>thread going healthy
>OC still being posted
>retards arguing in it
Pretty successful thread so far if you ask me.

Is there any resource management in this game? Some kinda survival mechanisms, money, food or somesuch?

It's a guy posting MUH ADVENTURE in a terrible game that shouldn't have been released in the state it's in
OP might not be a shill but at the very least he is completely stupid. He's probably gonna say "b-but it's fun with friends!" as well

>not marketing
>same threads from same guy who literally memed this game into top sellers
>same thread structure every time

theHunter: Call of the Wild.

Shit was getting properly dark now so we had to go torches on. Barely halfway through at this point though...

What game nigger?

>theHunter: Call of the Wild™
ftfy

Consider that we gave up hunting and decided to hillclimb instead....

We were coming up against some serious roadblocks at this point. We had both fallen down the hill at least once by now and climbed back up again. But we were fully fucking stuck here.

there's a health bar that is effected by animals attacking and falling, nothing else

These screenshots suck cunt, no action, pointless padding, get to the good shit already where you faggots get mauled by a bear.

>weeaboo bullshit.
user, I...

Thanks for your OC.
I'm gonna buy the shit out of this game, had it on my radar for a while but the screenshots convinced me.

I hunt in real life, anyway

Seek help.

Trigger fell though and found another way up, along a snowdrift. Before I saw it I was told there was a skilift and nearly died inside.

there was not a ski lift.

>Shit was getting properly dark now so we had to go torches on. Barely halfway through at this point though...

Nobody fucking talks this robotic. How the fuck is this thread still up?

>haha I'll just take shitty screenshots showing nothing but landscapes that will sure make them buy my game

kys op, we have this thread every day

>newfags not appreciating stories told alongside some OC screenshots

get the fuck back to >>>reddit you faggot

I like it, but be warned it is actually buggy for a lot of people. The menus are utter shit. If you can put up with that it's fun. I like the sound of the wind in the game.

Which actually, I should mention at this point we were getting a background noise that was different, like mountain sounds.

This was the snowfields between the peaks of Mt Kraken.

Ive been here since before Chanology shill nice try.

>stories
it's just one guy posting screenshots with nothing happening on them

At this point Trigger had beaten me up. I gave up on screenshots for a bit as we struggled to the top but in the end he got to the top of the first peak first. I was then lead to the top to enjoy it....

and you bump his thread while pretending to be oldfags

lol'd
If you'd been here since more than a year you would sage or ignore the thread

To be honest, these hunter threads are less pervasive than the Fire Emblem Heroes permathread.

It's funny because if you guys were actually convinced of shills then you wouldn't respond to the threads at all to not bump them, since even saging will lead to people calling you fags which bumps it again which leads to more exposure of the game
But you just want to bitch about something because your lives are empty voids that Sup Forums can no longer fill because it's a shitheap of a board, partially caused by you

This looks boring. Is there multiplayer? Can I hunt the most dangerous game: man?

I really don't know what kind of content you want to see on Sup Forums? The 10 millionth fucking NOWTHATHTEDUSTHASSETTLEDSAYSOMERHINGNICEABOUTHER animu thread?

Jesus christ you cunts are the worst type of assburgers.

Here's the view from the top of the first peak. Unfortunately this is when we realised the second peak was higher....

Your first mistake was video games. Next time try posting some porn or a picture of Donald Trump's face.

I don't care about bugs. It's Early Access.
I play a lot of EA stuff.

If you'd be here since more than a year you'd know sage doesn't work anymore because they got rid of the email field

We had scaled the first peak. Satisfied, we dove right into scaling what we think is the highest peak in the game. Mount Faggot.

Never bothered to look into how to sage once they removed the email field. If you cant tell me what GPM was and how it pertains to pre-2008 Sup Forums you are a newfag.

You're wrong
Sage is just no longer visible

I'm just here to jerk off to the inevitable assmad faggotry.

>If you'd be here since more than a year you'd know sage doesn't work anymore

nigga, lol.

I am fairly sure it is out of early access, which makes it very gay. But honestly I haven't played any new game that wasn't completely fucking unplayable with bugs lately so a few menu bugs and deer stuck in rocks was a nice change.

The second peak was beyond fucking belief. It was so much more difficult.

Soon after the last pic Trigger fell off. The man had consumed too much Captain Morgans. His climbing ability had faded and we agreed his corpse would be used for energy as I forged on alone....

So climbing the top was difficult? Makes it even more awesome.

Are there animations for sitting - can you do ambient stuff like chill somewhere with your buddy? Is there in-game VOIP?

In other words: Are there roleplay possibilities?

These were my final views....

And hopefully your final post shill. Good day.

Climbing to the top was fucking impossible. We nearly gave up several times just getting to the first peak. It was genuinely difficult. Years of KZ and climbing stupid shit in the first Far Cry paid off though, but the second point was too much.

We used Discord for voice, but you can totally chill out. The game is comfy as fuck. There's camps and cabins and tables and shit. It's great fun for being cosy....

BUT THIS PART WAS NOT COSY. I was like fucking 2 hours+ in at this point and I got stuck on this final fucking rock. This final impasse of all impasses that could not be beaten.

>walking sim, this time with deer

Eat shit.

This is as far as I got.

thx 4 the info

See you ingame

There's literally no excuse on why you are unable to Fast Travel to any visited landmark.

>The UI in this game
What the fuck were they thinking releasing the game

I ended trying about 2 more approaches to the top of this peak. I believe it is unclimbable. The spirit of Todd strikes again.

The UI is atrocious.

This is the end of my tale. I believe we went where no faggot has gone before. And unnecessarily wasted several hunting hours jumping on shit.

These are the peaks. It was good fun.

What a waste of a thread, you can claim "MUH OC" all you want but when the OC is you and your buttbuddy walking up a fucking hill doing nothing then I'd rather anything else.

As an aside - Fuck me the retards in this thread really highlight the cancer that is Sup Forums. Some fucking OC for once and it's immediately SHILLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

No wonder I don't frequent this fucking cesspit anymore.

And this isn't cesspit as in old Sup Forums hahaha what a shithole, or new Sup Forums as in filled with newfag cancer.

It's a shithole beyond even my lowest fucking expectations for this terrible fucking website. No wonder there is barely any fucking OC anymore. Every thread is exactly the fucking same with the same gay cunt line in the OP and the same gay cunt posts.

Wallow in your repeated posts Sup Forums.

Yes I mad.

>What a waste of a thread
Compared to all the shitposting or notvidya threads in the catalog it's 10/10 would rate again because it's actually oc about videogames