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HES STILL GROWING YOU FAGGOT

7 years without Lon Lon ranch's milk.

Why was lon lon ranch milk so good?

That's probably a scale based on meters. Link would be roughly 1.7m tall if that's the case, which is lore friendly, for obvious reasons. Link's never been tall, no Hylians are particularly tall, it's the Gerudo, especially Gannondorf, who are tall.

170cm? That's tall.

Yeah, looks to be about 1.7m, certainly an OK height.

If it's based on meters then he's barely 1.5m tall. He's 60 inches (5 ft) at best.

It's from Malon.

Link is 1.7 light years tall?

>years
>tall

?

>Hylian measurement system is the same as our reality

Epic my man. Simply epic.

>link is short and cute.
Perfect

No anime face smug enough.

Without the shoes he'd only be 160cm.

*light-years

Hyrule Historia gives Ganondorf's height as around 7ft. Comparing the size of the models, it makes sense for Link to be barely 5ft. Note, too, that the scale doesn't start right where Link's boots start, so Link is slightly shorter than the pic would imply.

Without measurements marked it's kinda meaningless, even if you assume he's like 5 foot like that one user is saying, it's not much of a problem if the average dude is only 5ft in Hryule, manlet status is relative.

A 5ft tall pygmy in a village of 4-5ft people isn't a Manlet

Sigh

The boots seem to add about 0.05m height to him.

Why do women care about height so much? It's literally something that you can't change. Like dick size

They don't want manlet children with small dicks.

Jesus you could use Link as an armrest.

You'd have to raise the model to align with the 0m mark. Ideally user would have taken a picture straight-on for the best comparison. We also don't know how thick the heels of the boots are.

Has anyone ripped the models for us to compare?

He's from Medieval times

Why on earth would you think 0m starts at the top of the black line and not the bottom?

They generally don't.

Would anybody else let Link top them?

No, I mean that user took it as an angle.

>165cm
It's perfect for cuddling and kissing. I want to be a boyfriend of him

In a heartbeat

what game
haven't seen that when I played other games

Lol you must be american to not understand how small 170cm are. That's my exact height and im a manlet. Of course there are daniel radcliffe or even denny devito manlets, but 170 is still far from being tall. It's under average

Ocarina of Time, presumably the 3ds remake. Can anyone test this in the n64 version? I think OP went to the lakeside laboratory.

Common misconception. Light years actually measure distance, not height.

A modern pool design on a medieval setting?
Yeah I really can't defend that.

aren't distance measurement and height one same?

>LoZ
>medieval
I

>170
>Tall

You're a fucking midget under 180cm

Even if he's 170cm, he still could defeat the enemy of 200cm or higher, don't bully him for that.

*bullies*

every long line is 1m.

he's 3.4meters tall.

It's the average height in Japan. Zelda is a Japanese game.

Why do men care about looks and body type in general? It's literally something that you can't change.

Isn't he only 16 as "adult" Link?
He's still a growing lad.

I wanna milk malon with the HD-rumble.

my thoughts exactly and it took 2 hours in the thread for someone smart enough to post it.

cheers Sup Forums, your meta game is strong

Hylians will never learn

>he's 10 feet tall

Isn't he 19 in the adult age?

actually both of you are wrong

17 is officially confirmed age by Nintendo

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nigga he a elf.

...

Don't elves have higher height than humans?

Based retard bro on the scene

>weaves
>make up
>push up bras
>heels
>contacts
>getting /fit/
>looks and body type are something you can't change

I'll fucking kill you next time though, retard bro so watch yourself.

>tfw no freakishly tall 172cm gf

Maybe faggy fake Tolkien elves, but real elves are short and help Santa deliver presents. read a biology book.

>getting /fit/
But muh genetics.

160cm?

I don't get it, that's above average.

XD

My condolences

it's basically the meter for depth of the pool, not for the height of link, you fuckwit

He's only 10 you sick fuck.

They generally do.

is this napoleon?

>manlet defending his favorite manlet character THIS HARD

lmao to be honest

Because they don't want ugly retarded short autistic babies

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17 feet D:
What a beast of a man.

Yeah, he's 17, but mentally 10.

but so is everyone on Sup Forums

170cm is like 5'7"

>Be 5'8'
>Get worked up about this sometimes
>tfw seeing 4'11 mexicans though

Jesus fuck, that's suicide tier height.

>Malon's stinking, unwashed futa cock

That depressed facial expression of left Link clearly indicates his mental age is over than fucking 10
you can also find this in game

Cock doesn't produce milk, you retard.

>tfw 5'6
If all of you fags above that could kill yourselves, I would appreciate it.

>his mental age is over than fucking 10
What did he mean by this?

XD

youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>I swear officer, he was over 10, only 17 year-olds can feel depressed!

Never go full Thad.

Generally don't really

>you could use Link as an armrest.
Is this a new fetish or...

He's ten pre time skip and 17 post

True reason for him being a short nigga is that the game world has to accomodate for child and adult link whilst they're different sizes

>Never go full Thad

Cut that out. It already hurts enough that I blew it with the last tall woman I dated.

Are you dumb?
The camera angle is low. That's not how you know someone's height you shit

The only times I've seen people caring about height and relationships, is Sup Forums. I don't know why.

He ends up just fine.

>Open up paint
>Drag small one to big one
>Same size

What sorcery is this?

>tfw manlet and have a tall gf
just be yourself and you can do it, just believe in yourself. get /fit/ and be self-sufficent goes a long way

It's all a matter of perspective, I guess.

Why do women who visit Sup Forums care about height?

Most "women" on Sup Forums are just guys roleplaying and falseflagging to trigger other virgins.

That's the calcium timeline where he has drunk plenty of Lon Lon Milk

But he's actually 17, and isn't it legal to fuck whether he's mentally 10?

I thought I could trust you, brain

>the calcium timeline

>tfw 6'2" and all the women in my area are like 5'10" at best
I just want a amazoness gf to squeeze me after I get home from work is that too much to ask ;_;

No user, you want to be comforted by a man.

>not wanting to fuck bottom cute boy
stop watching /ss/

Of course.