This is what the Sup Forums retards at reddit have been posting, and now I'm a retard for reposting it here

This is what the Sup Forums retards at reddit have been posting, and now I'm a retard for reposting it here.

What's next, tucking it into bed?

Cool empty box. My sister works at game stop too

>Get a console early
>Either had to break the law or bribe someone a significant amount just so they could mess around with the menus a few days early

wow, epic, upvoted fellow bacon bro

>plug it in and log in early
>get banned and blacklisted by nintendo

Haha epic

>cloth seats
>shitty looking cloth seats
i shiggy diggy
that's an empty box

cool display box bro

The original caption was "This is how I will be transporting my Switch home from the store. How are you going to do so?"

By the looks of that seat, it's a Dodge Neon. Poorfags can barely afford a switch.

>protecting garbage

i'd say mid-late 90s civic because of the seatbelt,looks pretty familiar

>excited to get the latest underperforming console with shit specs by Jewtendo
>implies he can afford an actual car

ride safe, switcharoo

Oh cool I see they got all the games for it too

>The box of disappointment

Did it realeased already?
I don't follow the news

>kinda want to go to my Gamestop's midnight launch
>don't want to be near all of the autism
>but have to work on Friday

Goddamit.

whats an actual car?

No, you were retard for just finding it there.

Now you're a double retard.

I thought that was a dick hanging off the case at first and not a thumb.

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>designed for mobile use
>doesn't feel like it's safe while mobile

Gg ninty

SPILER FOR ZLEDA BOTW INCOMING.
CLOSE THE INTERNET
REPEAT
C L O S E
T H E
I N T E R NE T

You can't avoid it. Remember5 mgsv? You WILL get spoiled.

>get spoiled for a MGS game
>don't understand it because MGS

Isn't it a mobile device? Why would you do this?

>tfw there are no games for your console so it take it out to the park to play with all on a rope

Oh man, I remember when I was 10 and I got a new game maybe once in 3 months, I'd be so happy with the new addition to the 'family' that I'd go to bed holding the game case like a stuffed animal.

Then my mom sold all my shit, the bitch

They hold it for 48 hours. Do you need your vidya as soon as goddamn possible?