Where the xbots are?

Newfag here,I see that the xboxfags are a minority, is this true?

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my bad

Yeah your kind are basically non-existent here

It depends on the month.

Horizon is big right now so Sonyggers are sperging out, on top of Nintoddlers defending Zelda and the switch. PCunts are doing their usual shitflinging at anyone and everyone, and meanwhile Xboners are sort of just twiddling their thumbs hoping nobody notices them.

I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first

ranch

or cool ranch

Video games board, if you want to talk about vcr's, then go to either Sup Forums or Sup Forums

Ranch?

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>xbots
>2017

You stupid bitch. I can't believe you are so fucking stupid, you stupid worthless bitch.

No one shitposts about xbox because there's just not much to talk about right now.

This is the best satire of Sup Forums that I have ever seen.

Xbros are too busy playing games and know how futile it is to argue with people who are professional shitposters molded by years of droughts.

Currently playing Halo Wars 2 and ESO while waiting on Zelda.

The console is a third wheel, kept running due to brand loyalty and marketing.

>Competition is bad
>But I don't want everyone to completely abandon the model of lower-cost specific format computers designed to just play video games and watch tv/film in favour of returning to the PC market, because X brand thing is really good!

?????????

Xbots ceased existing after the XBONE got announced to be horrifically anti-consumer.

I miss them.

>Missing the company that did the MOST harm to the game industry as a whole.

You're a funny guy.

I don't miss the company, I miss it's shills.

>Shills
Shills are part of the company and besides. they're doing a TON of counter-shilling on the competition as we speak.

Some one post a picture of the Xbox employee actively recruiting people to counter-shill the switch on here.

Hes like the head of marketing or something I dont remember.

Edit: Thanks for all the (You)s everyone :)

Sort of. The thing about Xbots are that they usually stick to the forums for specific games they like the most. So Xbots that are halofags stick around the Bungie/343 Forums. Xbots that are GearsBabies stick around the GoW Forums and etc. etc. etc.

It's due to a combination of rampant Consolwar faggotry shitposting during the last gen cycle, as well as Xbox flagship title being Halo and Bungie pushing their community with shit like Forge and Custom Matches that utilized the forums.

There used to be xboners shitposting, was there?

As an idort I can confirm this. It's really weird how out of all the gaming groups out there Xbots tend to be the most passionate about their games. Nintendo is a close second, but they stray off and shitpost also. PC and Sony are irredeemable.

Welcome to the watering hole. Did you come here to wet your whistle?

I came here to wet something else motherfucker.

Xboners are too busy playing games

Real OP here, well I've been lurking Sup Forums like 6 months or so, which is weird cause I've browsed half chan for more than 2 years yet I never touched this board for some reason

T-Thanks for destroying him senpai

How about that pigskin.
How about that sports pigskin.

there's this website I think you should really check out.

It's called NFL.com

Footbal? Did you say football?

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The Miami Dolpins, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Green Bay Packers, the Chicago Bears, New England Patriots

>PC and Sony are irredeemable
Hahahaha oh user you have no idea how right you are. For different reasons though, albeit both regarding their egos. Sony is irredeemable due to just how intertwined the marketing campaigns are in the personality of Sony games. And PC is irredeemable because of how diverse and expansive the community is. So not only is there a lot of infighting for everything from tower cases to which early access title is superior, but bring up a universal competitor and all that shitfllinging becomes focused.

Xbots were a race that died out circa 2010.

wwhy shrek is piss, why shrek is piss #italiano

Xbox literally has no fucking games why would we bother talking about it? What should we talk about Quantum Boredom?

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>tmw you realize the yellow suck is on his cock

What's the point of even owning an Xbox anymore? Most of its exclusives also end up on PC, Halo stopped being good when Bungie stopped, and Gears of War also stopped being good. What else does it have that nothing else does? Rare Replay? You can just emulate literally all of those games.

Your console has nothing and probably never will. Even Scalebound was cancelled because Microsoft doesn't know anything about business. I kinda just pity Xbox fans more than anything.

>tfw living in Atlanta during and after the superbowl

There's a screencap floating around of someone shitposting in a PC thread that used the wrong pic. They meant to post a picture of the yellow face with a PS4 beanie with some text about how PCucks can suck it or some shit, but posted the one with the Steam beanie instead. Replied to his own post saying "oops, wrong pic" with the correct one.

It perfectly summed up what was wrong with Sup Forums.

I miss the shills that were just absolutely terrible at their job. Anyone remember the shill for that shitty edgy fighting game? Those threads were fun.

Since when were there consolefags beside Nintenoddlers on Sup Forums anyway?

dilbert :)

>Anyone remember the shill for that shitty edgy fighting game?

Oh man, it's been a minute. I blocked the name of his crap game from memory, but I remember that even the live action segments were overly gory and cheesy

I used to shit on that guy all the time when he posted. So obnxious.

I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first

Xbox

Or Xbox one.

It was called Death Cargo.
The only reason I managed to remember the name was because I vividly remember how he started showing up in Hotline Miami 2 threads to shit talk the game while posting about how superior his is. And HM2 had that god damn Cargo ship level.

Oh fuck, now I remember Xshills. Can't say I don't miss them either. They always hyped up their shit to an 11 like it was a blessing bestowed upon mankind by a gracious god that filled the voids in their lives.
>Today my girlfriend of 3 years had a seizure so I did everything I could to help her. I tried everything. I threw salt at her, tried to beat the seizures out of her with a baseball bat and even pushed her down the stairs. Nothing seemed to work.
>to make things worse, my dad died because he decided to hide in the fridge in an effort to scare the seizures out of her
>he froze to death
>BUT NOW THAT I HAVE AN XBOX 360 WITH A GOLD ACCOUNT AND GEARS OF WAR 2, NONE OF THAT MATTERS AS I HAVE REAL FRIENDS NOW