Civilization 6: John Curtin leads Australia

OI CRIKEY TOIM FOR SHITPOSTING M8

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Should have used Harold Holt and has the special building be a swimming pool.

what the fuck?
too bad Civ 6 sucks shit and isnt worth reinstalling for the dumbest 'civilization' yet

as if Civ6 didn't attract enough shitposting already

but america already was in the game :^)

What's next? An Emu civ?

>Australian architecture

>Australian fashion

FUCK M8 WE CAIN'T WIN DON'T DO THAT

>the finest armaments of the Australian Army

>implying that doesn't look fucking baller

emus replace the barbarians when you play srata

>the finest worksmanship of Australia's greatest blacksmiths

>no mention of aboriginals
Unexpected, I thought Australia would get stuck with a boomerang unit or something.

>the mightiest of the Australian city states

>typical batons of the Australian police force

FOOK YA GANDHI PAKI SHIT

*tips me akubra*

>"Buy the Deluxe Edition to save money on DLC!"
>Game + all DLC separately is 3 cents cheaper than Deluxe Edtion
That is, unless the final DLC is a $10 multiple civ/leader pack, but I wouldn't expect that.

AUSTRALIA IS IN AND CANADA ISN'T

LEAFS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Did they ever patch the game to not run like shit and fix the science tracker bug were it came down even if you hid it because the HUD is a fucking mess?
Probably not since they patch fuck all in 3 months.

>and fix the science tracker bug were it came down even if you hid it because the HUD is a fucking mess?

this bit yes

Australia confirmed for OP as fuck on Archipelago.

Abbos actually wore clothes beyond those gay-ass loincloths?

>Australian civ with no Abo bullshit

Thank god.

Those animation and models are so bad

It's not confirmed that Australia is the only civ in the upcoming DLC

Great, now the fucking leaf's are gonna demand to be put in Civ now that the Auscunts are in.

>Australia
>Civilization

But it's highly likely, considering the two winter DLCs. God damn it, Poland and the Viking scenarios should have been a single $5 DLC, but they're actually half of the Deluxe Pass. Thank God I didn't fall for the Deluxe Edition jew.

Settling by the sea is still terrible even with that ability.

>prison island civ

I wonder what kind of special units they'll get?

emus and drop bears

>They're getting Diggers as their Unique Unit.
>To dig out a tunnel from their prison.
Jesus, it's is like pottery.

>All these mad Britshits and Americocks

I can't wait till I can start reenacting the future where Australia annihilates your shitty countries and takes over.

Why are these always so great?

Canadian civ next please. I want the whole world to taste my maple syrup flavored dick

>it's is
Fuck me

*blocks your path*

The name digger came from the fact that lots of Australian and New Zealander soldiers in WWI were ex-miners and digger was a nickname in reference to that. It's not hard to google this shit, better than learning Australian history from the Simpsons.

>>austards shittalking again
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get cancer due to no ozone layer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>see ad sign on the dirt path
>can't tell what it says because artefacts
>continue on your way
>get to the shitposting plant
>lag back to abos
>be forced to buy them vidya for only $1499.99
>finally get to shitposting plant, get lung cancer due to pollution
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)Z
>go home
>get shot in the leg by Muhammad the Pinoy
>wait two years in the emergency room
>lose the leg
>get out
>get stung by a platypus
>lag back into the emergency room
>have to wait another 2 years
>lose another leg
>get out
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>australia

you cant make this shit up

You can't make what up?

Forget the shitposting civ, Workshop support finally.

i literally forgot CIV VI existed

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JUST

Question: Do you guys think Civ6 will have expansions like BWN or just single civ DLC?

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO KILL EACH OTHER

>It's real
Holy shit thought you where joking with us Sup Forums

Reggt xddd

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They forgot to mention the healing bonus when units are put to sleep on roads and the extra happiness once you unlock combustion.

>Australia

Well...that was unexpected.

Intradesting.

unless they want to keep some mechanics as they are - they'll introduce expansions.

CRIKEY MATES! GOTTA PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!

civ 6 is such utter shit. the game really died after civ4 BTS

>still no Netherlands

binnenkort, wacht het rustig af.

I love when Americans pronounce Australian thing

>reenacting the future
And they talk about American education

>He didn't understand

Dumb American lard head.

I need to paint the worls map orange. Soon, friend.

Fucking surprised they didnt use some aboriginal dude since the devs are complete SJWs

Aus will be a chinese colony in the future tho

I was only joking, user, no need to get angry :)

Remember when there were hopes of Aforess doing RoM for CIV V?

give credit when due user

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>picked a Republican for America's leader
>SJWs

I'll be a smoldering, bullet riddled corpse before I let the Chinese take over.

Expansions are definitely coming. I expect some sort of a reworked World Congress + Diplomatic Victory, and extended unit upgrade paths in the first expansion.

shut up

You will be, user. You will be.

>Still no Canadian civ

Is it so much to ask for my country to get in?

Fuck, it's the perfect civ for HARDCORE PLAYERS because you lose when you kill the first barbarian unit

What the fuck AHAHAHAHAHA
Who made decisions for these kind of things?? Fucking shit choice. Nigga JUST fuck my franchise up. Whats next, Singapore? Italy? Nigga bring us REAL civilization will ya next time

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MOD TOOLS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM TIRED OF WAITING AND HAVING TO PLAY CIV V

>australia

steamcommunity.com/games/289070/announcements/detail/576861888092920827

calm down

>Canada gets a slot
>Trudeau is the leader
>open borders for everyone
>barbarians fuck your shit up

they're coming with this patch

>there will never be a chile civ with free helicopter rides as perk
jdimsa

yeah this is kinda hilarious

can see some faggy backlash leading to them adding the abo paint sniffer unit to replace the digger.

Avatar is for people with autism.

>Waltzing Matilda
I'm pleased.

Fuck off shitposter
>Implying that the Republican of today are the same as Republican back then

I know that's why I didn't post avatar

They literally said in an interview that they were making the leaders ugly on purpose because "real people are not that pretty!" especially women.

no they didn't

>Casualties and losses
>Dignity

Who?

this is dumb. i'm australian and this is dumb.

>did you just eat my left hand bro?

Why don't you pull the fake quote about the Mongols while you're at it.

>Croc that gets his leg torn off almost gets his tail torn off by the other one
>Immediately sticks his backleg in front of the croc that tried to bite his tail

what the fug man.

>implying Based Trudeau isn't a stone cold badass

Still salty he didn't fall for Trump's handshake games, I see.

wasnt that canada?

>no petrol sniffing abbo leader

Why?

What I want to know is how come the croc isn't bleed