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>washed up d lister shills washed up company's products

Why not?

Cena confirmed for Melee!

>appealing to their target audience
Makes sense

I miss when pro wrestling was a redneck's du jour.

Based Big Match John Working the Sonyponies

>wrastlin'

Wow it's like it's really 2006 again

literally who

Why does the Switch need advertising help if its sold out in the U.S. ?

BASED BIG MATCH JHON WORKING THE FUCKING MARKS ITT RIGHT NOW

Where were you when the switch was saved?

So when we finally exhume Benoit's corpse for cloning which console will he shill?

Why isn't his ring name "Juan Dinner"? I would have so capitalized on that.

who?

it's a work, everybody knows Cena is loyal to the PC

>90s wresting will never come back

A wrestler promoting video games?

I dunno. I can't see him doing that.

That's because you were 7 the last time it happened.

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>AND HER NAME IS LUCINAAAAAAAAA

>worst wrestler
fucking why
cena is fucking lame, man

Ah I see they want the walmart audience

They can only do the artificial stock limitation trick for so long.

He's well educated and a genuinely kind person. Also he speaks Mandarin

Well, that's a good choice.
I can't see him, nor the Switch's games.

.gafyenrab etareneged uoy eiD

If they were appealing to the target audience they'd be using AJ Styles

Yeah, but he's also boring as shit. Literally blander than superman.

Fake Barneyfag pls

Continued sales after the release date.

>make a wish kid desperately wants to die
>decides that John Cena will be his angel of mercy
>tells him to 'flip the switch' before losing consciousness in his hospital bed
>John takes it the wrong way

John Cena has long been a media personality beyond wrestling (hosted the Espys, frequent talk show appearances, movies, etc.). Nobody know AJ Styles besides wrestling fans. It makes far more sense to use John Cena.

Wow they are out of touch. John Cena? Is it 2006 right now?

Might as well have gotten Chuck Norris, Grandpa.

>this is news
Pretty pathetic.

Let's just get this out of the way.

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You think you're fucking funny?
I laughed.

Perfect person to sell to kids who can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy.

Actually now is a better time to use him than in the past. He was pretty poisonous during his boom period. Kids liked him but WWE's overuse of him was making him a mass market annoyance outside of wrestling.

He's less so now and has more mainstream, non-wrestling visibility so he's better off now for promoting stuff than he was in the mid-2000s.

>Not Roman Reigns.
No! We have to make him look strong damn it!
Why use Cena when Reigns would be making the switch look REALLY strong!

>nintendo spending more money on marketing rather than developing games or superior products

looks like they're going with the Apple strategy

But wrestling is too violent for the average nintoddler

>washed up d lister
Something is deeply, deeply wrong with you guys, like some fucked up shit must have happened to you to become this much of a joyless cynic

Wrestling is a PG soap opera.

>muscle bound white male

I thought they were after the colored millennial demographic?

hearing him get booed at royal rumble was fucking great.

i thought i was the only one who hated that piece of trash.

>nintendo spending more money on marketing rather than developing games or superior products
What did you mean by this? Seriously?
Are you one of those "red pilled" folk who don't know Mario and Pokemon costed a thousand times of what it would take to make them nowadays?

AJ will be doing the Jap ads silly.

I was making a gay community joke but okay

>Minorities don't like fighting
How dumb are you people now?

but aj is a sonygger

as gay as this form of "wrestling" is, it has a huge audience of manchildren. Well, that is literally their whole audience. So advertising toys to them is probably the best thing for business.

THE GAY COMMUNITY?

NINTENDO WINS LOL

>average nintoddler
Is this the hottest new meme? let me make it into a new entry in knowyourmeme.com

Wow. Seriously how new?

nintendo is 2 generations behind in hardware so its not costing them anything to make games, compared to muh triple a bullshit and also compared to how they pumped out massive amounts of triple a games while having top tier hardware with snes and n64. nintendo is simply spending their money on marketing instead.

What is his name again?

HE'LL DO WHAT HE'S FUCKING TOLD TO DO DAMNIT

Don't worry, he'll be there always to remind you he can SUPERMAN PUNCH.
SPEAR, SPEAR, HE HIT HIM WITH A SPEAR.
"And your new, WWE Universal champion, Roman, Reigns!"

I miss when Wrestling didn't try to take itself seriously.

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>*cut the crowd mic so the torrential wave of boos can almost not be heard*

yeah, he might not be "high class" or "respectable" enough for the autists on here but holy shit he is somebody that could DEFINITELY pull in an audience.

Is this Kurt Angle?
He looks like Kurt Angle
Why did he change his name? Is it because Kurt sounds dumb?

>tfw Eddie Guerrero will never come back
;_;

>we want the insane clown posse audience

Thuganomics Cena best Cena.

Marketing on point

Saying it still does is pushing it a little.

HUSTLE

LOYALTY

This

WUZ

>a man with a Ph.D does this for a living

9/10

>Posting on a Sup Forums video games board
>Un-ironically calls anyone else a manchild with gay interests.
That's a bold strategy user

is that you Gabe? how's Australia these days?

did mods block your normal stuff?

>literally greased up beefcakes: the soap opera

So it's for gay people, right?

You act as though you wouldn't do that for a living if given the chance.

I tried checking out upupdowndown one slow night and ends up dozing off. "Austin Creed" looks tired doing the lets play and it fucking shows

Why is Xavier Woods so based?

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No, Nintendo is simply spending their money wisely.

>I can't see him doing that.

the kind of cynicism here is what makes me hate Sup Forums with a passion.

i don't know why I come here, I guess I like the rare discussion on games. But jesus this place is dreary, cynical, jaded and petty.

What happen in 2012?

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> Oh man I have to get a switch now.
> Oh there's none in stock for the first two years like every nintendo console since the nes?

>sarcasm

the tire fire that is the wii u along with the 3DS still slouching

are they going to use that "and his name is John Cena!!!" meme again?

Why is the top part of the image empty?

Honestly. Everybody here just despises video games. It's almost like the only joy they know in life is making somebody else more unhappy than they are.

even further proving nintendo´s target audience is mainly kids and children

you cant see me preordering a switch

>advertising to 15 year old twitch meme spammers
There is a very small subsect of people who would actually consider buying a Switch for over $150 and before it has any worthwhile games, some wrestler faggot will not convince anyone else to become a mindless Nintendrone

we get older but the memes stay the same

Do you only watch the WWE?

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