You're hanging out at Gamestop when this demon suddenly calls you Nohrian scum and charges spearfirst at you. What do?

You're hanging out at Gamestop when this demon suddenly calls you Nohrian scum and charges spearfirst at you. What do?

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Marry her

Make her a mother

dont marry her to takumi

this must be a mindbreak doujin made by nohrians

Mating press her until she conceives

Push her faggot boss off a wall.

ask her about her parents

>demon

I only see an angel

Just kill me. My life has already been reduced to shit if I'm "hanging out" at a gamestop.

No, its just that all of her good supports are with Nohrians.

grab her and make her my wife

Who the fuck just hangs out at a gamestop

L-Lewd

You, apparently.

true dat

Stand back and watch as my wife breaks her legs.

>Demon Oboro
Wait a second

>they're both whores with busted faces surrounded by better girls on all sides
It's like poetry.

>anyone better than Oboro

Fuck her. Then mock her about how it feels to be cum inside by not her precious takumi and becoming my bride and mother of my child who will live the life of a beloved house wife with many children until she dies.

Correct literally anyone is better than Oboro.

why do all the hoshidan females look like drug abusers, specially setsuna

Don't forget to make fun of her for submitting to Nohrian's cum

You mean no one is better than Oboro

If you mean better at being the worst than you're right again.

How did she not notice who she was fucking?

Oboro is as smart as she is pretty. On a totally unrelated note her entire support with Benny is her getting him to not be afraid of her hideous face so she can finally get some of that sweet Nohrian's cum.

Why is she so smug, and why is it so attractive?

I unsheathe my geninuely folded 100000 times authentic japanese katana and effortlessly fail to deflect her spear as it breaks straight through my cheap piece of shit

I want to perform plastic surgery on Oboro.

I think the joke is that she settled for Corrin (who did likewise, judging by the Azura on his drink).

Because she knows her parents are better off now that they no longer have to deal with her.

>using a sword to fight a lancer
How can one man know so little about the triangle?

i want to peg oboro while making takumeme watch

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I'm going to MARRY and IMPREGNATE Oboro!

Suddenly, the best girl appears!

Do people unironically like her? What's her appeal?

NTRfags

The Fire Emblem fandom is fucking cancer fucking delete these games from existence so we can get rid of these people at once.

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refund this garbage game

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I like strong girls who like making meals and are just wife material in general. Also I have a soft spot for characters who are just trying to help their parents out. Charlotte's a strong unit with a great design.

The only time she's in a truly questionable relationship in game is when you pair her up with Laslow.

Because it's cute.
Anyone here own Cipher cards?

>there are people on this board who unironically like Oboro
But why

They're like scat fetishists. They know they love shit but they just don't care.

She is strong, cute, perfect, and gives Kana her best hair color

Maybe if you're underaged it's cute

She's the strongest, has a fucking cool and cute design and her supports are gold. Top waifu.

parry her with a nipple shield and hornet ring riposte her with my dick

Which child was fucked up the hardest by being forced to spend their whole life in the hyperbolic time chamber?

Cuck fetishists

She's cute

Le cuck meme lmao

Oboro/Silas Best Couple.

Why is she so smug?

Charlotte>Orochi>Camilla>Femkamui

The entire concept of children was ruined by that idiotic shit.

>tfw google and iqdb can't find the source of an image

Yeah pretty much.

It's not a meme if it's true

It's from one of the untranslated anthologies I believe

Elise is best loli milf.

>wolfgirl is so mentally scarred from the isolation that she comes out of the chamber trying to fuck her own dad

How is it true

Squats and Oats!

Why does Sup Forums hate Jakob?

He's an asshole. He's OP as hell early game though, and Male Corrin a shit so I like using him for that reason alone.

Because he's yaoib8 the character in a game where there are designated fagging streets and if you're a girl then he's just a bland asshole.

see if i can axe her a question

Name (1) game where someone unironically uses this pun while killing someone with an axe

you're an idiot AND you have shit taste

Have her marry Benny.

I still don't get why it was necessary to conquer all of Hoshido instead of just assassinating Garon at home

>best girl is on worst faction
feels bad man

i un-ironically liked Takumi in the endgame. Him and Ryoma did the only decent moments in the game with the sudoku and wishing they could be real niggaz were it not for the whole being dead and hoshidan scum thing

But Charlotte is on Nohr!?

I agree, my feelings towards Takumi were vastly improved by his death.

She's not even the best girl in Birthright. That goes to best wife.

Scarlet will forever be best girl.

i fucked him to death in Birthright though, it being the closest to hatefucking you can get.

I just wanna say Hinoka is best girl and you are all wrong.

>one portrait is fully colored and drawn with care and love
>other is faded and has blurred details
hmm i wonder who the artist prefers :^)

woops, meant to reply to you friendo

Go back to /feg/ Michlan literally no one on the planet cares about you or your boring cunt waifu.

Literally Whonoka?

>I just wanna say Hinoka is best girl and you are all wrong.
My Nigga

to be fair, hinoka is only the half-decent hoshidan royal.

she still ain't shit compared to nohrians tho

Camilla is best girl.

Hoshido did literally nothing wrong

She'd cheat on you for Ryouma.

Speaking of which, Lobster-nii literally did (nothing) wrong.

>Fire Emblem is now a series about waifus and best girl

We have to go back.

I'm surprised by the taste here. In that it's not as shit as I was expecting. The popular choices were expected, but they're not necessarily bad choices either.

Hoshidowns belong to the garbage.

Why do people like Felicia? Her sister is so much hotter

Yeah if only we could revisit the good ol' da-
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Don't mind me.

I'm just posting best house wife and mother.

>Hey remember how the entire point of your choice was because we were your "real" family?
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO XDDDD

Well you're not wrong. White-noise is preferably to a series of brown notes of varying volume.

>some dudes self insert rom hack

Do you have brain damage?