After listening to Rizzo, Kronovi and Doomsee... do you have to be gay to be pro?

After listening to Rizzo, Kronovi and Doomsee... do you have to be gay to be pro?

A little bit...

wtf

Get pro, get gay.

Arent all pro gamers gay?

Rizzo went from being full weeb to banging a hot girl since he went pro. Not cool.

People actually know gossip about these guys around here? You can't even imagine how triggered I am right now.

I was watching a pro stream as it's kinda good for learning and they were going on about it

I want to FUCK Rizzo!

SOLAR ECLIPSES

Get gay, go pro

the new update is fucking shit

How pay to win is this game?
Can you still get in and not get fucked in the ass?

you have to buy the game and that's it

>How pay to win is this game?

I saw they have super premium cars and that the batmobile is op????

what?

>patch in two fun new cars
>break the whole fucking game two weeks before a major, hundreds of thousands of dollars tournament

you're a funny guy man
a real hoot you should be on a stage somewhere

batmobile kicks the ball farther and its wider so its better for defense bro. And you gotta pay 2 euro for it.

What's broken?

it's broken? i played half an hour ago and it was fine

Bounces off the back wall and rolling the ball up the wall. Literally unplayable until they fix it as it fucks up muscle memory.

whats fun about Backfire v1.2

>batmobile kicks the ball farther

Same here. Bone Shaker looks nice with Heatwave

and the free octane has a better turn radius and is better at quite anything else. so what? rocket league definately is not a p2w game

Ok, that's all i wanted to know. Buying it when it goes on sale.

lol, every single car is the same aside from looks. Getting good is all up to you

you wont regret it. havent had so much fun with a game since san andreas. got almost 500 hours into it. since last august.

It's minute things like the ball getting licked off walls it rolls up, can't air dribble off walls.

And bouncing off the backboard sometimes sends the ball straight down in front of the goal, pros are gonna be fucked if it's not fixed

Hitboxes and turning radius are all slightly different but you're right about the git gud part.

i'll be danged, gonna keep a lookout when i boot up next time

I'll admit I'm only Rising Star so I would be hard-pressed to notice this stuff but the Subreddit is shitting itself

Psyonix even made a "mega thread" about issues with the patch and people are giving them mad shit for making the players do their testing, and when Reddit turns on you you know you've fucked up as devs

It's understandable as it's a terrible thing for high skill players. Rolling up the wall expecting to be able to pull of an air dribble but just having it fall off weird, making you miss it, could cost you a goal.

>but the Subreddit is shitting itself
That place is filled with a bunch of autistic fuckheads

sure