Who would win in a fight here?

Who would win in a fight here?

It will end in sex. Now fpbp me

well raymoo has undodgeable homing shots
and she fires them like 100 a second

reimu doesn't have undodgable homing shots, it's just that whenever you're playing as her - bosses don't try to dodge your shit.
when's the last time you fought her as a boss? did she have undodgable attacks? nah bro

though that said reimu would still win

is she able to force the battle to have spellcard rules?

THE CRIMSON SLASHER

him

In a spellcard battle, it's anyone's game, though Reimu has the mobility and firepower advantage.
Outside of spellcards, Reimu wins. Her basic ability is to phase outside of reality, meaning nothing can touch her and she can still attack with impunity forever. Doomguy's got a lot of stamina but if he cant touch her he's fucked.

Doomguy calls Dook for advice and gains a new ability, the Cock. He uses this new ability to defeat Reimu because can't beat the Cock, man.

Reimu's broken to all hell, this isn't even a fair matchup.

How do you know Duke isn't a virgin?

Reimu can't force spellcards on anyone, but she does have a streak of convincing others to use them. She even got the moonbitches to use them even though they were winning. It's probably in Doomguy's favor, too.

That can't happen, they both fight demons. Ignoring each other too fight others is what would happen. With Marisa providing suuport!

Reimu is just an ordinary girl outside gensokyo, and her shooting cards and needles are for exercising yokai and evil spirits. Doom guy can just shoot her in the face

but maybe Reimu can win if doom guy came to gensokyo

>both love extermination
They'd hook up and kill demons

Undodgeable? Just outrun them

Doomguy confirmed playable in next 2hoo?

Will you be able to swap weapons to get different patters? Will his bomb be a BFG blast?

>grown man vs little girl
you tell me OP

Lord adir blaz will win.

He has three shot types, pistol, and minigun, and plasma.

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Touhou is the MLP of japan

Anime sure is Cancer

Old doomguy could outrun them
New doomguy is too slow and bulky to outrun anything

Is this the 2hu thread?

Op's picrel is clearly old doomguy though

no it's a doom thread nignog

That's Quake Doomguy, not real old Doomguy
He's fast, but requires jumping around
Reimu specializes in shooting down flying opponents
If anything, this Doomguy is even more fucked than the others

I love gifs like that

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We've had this thread a billion times and we all agree that it'd end up in sex while bathing in the blood of demon scum.

Doom Guy is literally the Hulk with infinite respawns, but the problem is that Reimu has power over Barriers, meaning she could very easily keep him out of the fight indefinitely. If she adhered to Danmaku, Doom Guy would win. Otherwise, there'd literally be no contest to be had. If she decided to seriously try to kill him though, it'd be a stalemate.

Obviously, the correct question is: Would they fuck? The answer is yes, as they both love exterminating demons.

Still closer to old doomguy than new doomguy, considering how he's got no armor on his arms
Also i've been always wondering why quake's doomguy has his belly uncovered like that

>hurrhurr they would fuuuuuck
Reimu literally loves no one and nothing but killing youkai. She's got the primo manly man Rinnosuke at her fingertips but doesn't even bat an eye at him. The only thing she wants to fuck is the skull of a young youkai girl with her murderballs.

Does Doomguy need to eat? Or he lives with only pure rage?

strong healthy offspring

2hus are extremely weak to dicks, so Doomguy wins.

Rinnosuke doesn't love killing non-human scum as much as Doomguy or Reimu do, and he's also half youkai so no wonder Reimu's pussy is drier than a desert when it comes to him.

>mixed race
>healthy
pick none

Doomguy:
-Kills demons
-Went to Hell to kill more demons
-Defeated Satan and his generals
-Adept at dodging projectiles, homing or otherwise
-Can utilize Hell artifacts to become invincible
-Is the fucking Night Train
-Has hitscan weapons and BFG

Reimu:
-Kills youkai
-Went to Makai to kill more youkai
-Defeated Shinki and her servants
-Adept at dodging projectiles, homing or otherwise
-Can utilize Shinto arts to become invincible
-Is the fucking Crimson Slasher
-Has homing weapons and bombs

Basically I feel it's even, at least under spellcard rules. If they deathmatch it's gonna depend on if Reimu feels sporting about Fantasy Heaven (and if Doomguy can telefrag her on that map).

They’re gonna have some fucking tea afterwards and Reimu is gonna tell Doomguy where to find a new pet bunny on the moon.

Reimu went to hell too if you count HRtP

I feel like Makai is more akin to Doomguy's Hell, Gensokyo's Hell is fairly chill

>Crimson Slasher
Wasn't that Crimson Clover?

>who would win?
The ripped marine or the smoll grille, such a hard choice

The routes in HRtP are literally called Makai and Jigoku

Touhous are fucking OP,Asura's levels of OP,how is this even a question.

It would end in sex, then they would go kill demons together.

Oh yeah I completely misread you, I thought you were talking about the former hell in TH10, my bad

A smoll grille who can literally fly away from reality, yes

wtf is happening with that shotgun?

I like how like 90% of these answers are wrong, to the point where I'm tempted to go through and call every wrong post out.
Anyway the only correct answer is Reimu because she can literally phase out of reality while mantaining an attack thanks to her powers.

> Reimu is gonna tell Doomguy where to find a new pet bunny on the moon.

Who doesn't want pet bunnies?

2hu fag here, nothing in Touhou actually reaches Asura levels of fuckery. Honestly, universes like DC, Marvel, and Dragon Ball could probably fuck the Touhou universw up.

I kinda want to see Doomguy adopt Seiran and Ringo, then go on zany blood-soaked adventures with them.

This, the overall strenght of other universes is superior. Though somehow everybody always forget how yuyuko can just kill anyone by just wanting it. I always though that was bullshit OP.

>time limit for fun
>this post is completely ignored
It's probably not in Yukari's best interest to let Reimu die anyway.

>Honestly, universes like DC, Marvel, and Dragon Ball could probably fuck the Touhou universw up.

Yuyuko can kill everything that DC, Marvel and Dragon Ball throw at her, outside of spellcard rules.

Actually, from the dragon ball side, Yuyuko cannot kill Zamazu.

I doubt she can kill Superman Prime and his bullshit or justice robot superman. Not even the speedforce works

doom guy lives on nothing but pure rage and the blood of the demons he slaughtered
srs story canon for doom 2016 says that his suit absorbs argent energy, so thats probably what powers him up so much and why he can keep going with an gram of eat, drink or sleep

Touhou is in a weird place "power level" wise. In terms of sheer strength, the best feat they have is MAYBE Moon busting. Roshi can do that and he's low tier in Dragon Ball. However, in terms of weird, esoteric, hard to counter "I win" buttons, Touhou has a shockingly large amount. For example, very few characters could counter Flandre, who while being low end in terms of super speed and super strength, can just destroy you with a quick motion (Not unlike what Beerus does, actually).

>This is the ability to, without exception and without permitting any resistance, end the life of any living being, whether it be human or youkai. The only kind of creatures immune from this are Hourai Immortals.

If it's alive, it can be killed.

Is Superman Prime the Power Man of DC or is it some other superhero?

Reimu is literally whore.

Most Dragonball characters could just come back from the afterlife as spirits, and high end Marvel and DC characters exist above death.

I think what he was saying is that in Touhou there are no real planet-crackingly powerful beings like in these other universes. Interpretations of some Touhou powers certainly allow a lot of wiggle room for utterly neutralizing anyone, though.

Delet

The time limit is entirely self imposed though. Reimu can just ignore it because doom guy won't play by the rules that she convinces her opponents to play by in her games. Reimu is literally broken without her spell card self imposed limitations

Doomguy can go and kill hell, he sure can kill a small magical girl too... with his dick.

stop this power level crap

haha, sure

Why only the west start debates of powerlevels in touhou with other series? Japan instead makes funny crossovers of them.

The western Touhou fanbase is fucking garbage.

>The Thought Robot is a 4-D Superman woken up in a body of pure thought. He is powered by symmetry, memories, duality, probabilities, and possibilities. A doomsday machine engineered by the Monitors to defend against the ultimate evil. Capable of adapting instantly to counter any future threat. A sentinel-suit designed for a single purpose, to protect all existence against the ultimate enemy. A plot device.

That's why I quoted it. The battle is already over, but the thread lives on.